Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Amber's Lymphedema]

Rickie is the most charismatic and likeable of the group. Lezbereal, though, anyone who works as hard as him and in such a labor-intensive (IIRC) job probably isn't going to take shit from a 630-pound screeching narcissist. He's not such a pushover-type person like Becky. I don't think Eric is necessarily a pushover, though. He's just overly self-absorbed, lazy, and has a victim mentality. A lot of people think that Rickie doesn't like Amberlynn, and I agree, but I wouldn't be surprised if Eric also doesn't like her and there is a lot of tension in the fag house.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

He needs to keep the beard.

 

[Aldora]

I would like to see more of Rickie in Erics vlogs, I would also like to see more of Eric and Rickie together in the vlogs. I know most of us have a low opinion of Eric, but when it comes to their relationship, I have started to soften up a little bit. It's really hard to judge another persons relationship at the best of times when you have full knowledge of it, but with E&R we really know very very little about them, so it would be nice to see more of them together.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I would like to see more of Rickie in Erics vlogs, I would also like to see more of Eric and Rickie together in the vlogs. I know most of us have a low opinion of Eric, but when it comes to their relationship, I have started to soften up a little bit. It's really hard to judge another persons relationship at the best of times when you have full knowledge of it, but with E&R we really know very very little about them, so it would be nice to see more of them together.

They actually seem to have a nice relationship from what little we've seen. The problem is that Eric is terribly self-absorbed and so we see him doing things that come off as non-supportive. For instance, filming Rickie while he's doing housework or cooking. Like, put the phone down and help the man. He's the only one with an actual job and when he comes home, instead of spending time with him you film him doing chores. I don't think this is intentional. I genuinely think Eric doesn't understand how that comes off. I don't think Rickie minds in a lot of ways because he's doing it for someone he loves. It would be nice to see more consideration, though.

 

[praktica]

The least Becky can do is a decent intro to AL's videos Alfred Hitchcock style.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

In Eric's new vlog today, Beckylynn Einstein, the landlocked blobfish who educated Eric that marjoram was a synonym for margarine, has now educated him on the various forms of bipolar disorder. He did not previously know this information, and is now certain he has one of the bipolars. It's genetic like his low testosterone is, and he is on his way to get tested for one of the bipolars. He will find his feeting. Byeee.

 

[Guardsman42]

In Eric's new vlog today, Beckylynn Einstein, the landlocked blobfish who educated Eric that marjoram was a synonym for margarine, has now educated him on the various forms of bipolar disorder. He did not previously know this information, and is now certain he has one of the bipolars. It's genetic like his low testosterone is, and he is on his way to get tested for one of the bipolars. He will find his feeting. Byeee.

The fuck. Please tell me this is a joke. He can't be this stupid and use a phone.

 

[Rotogravure]

educated Eric that marjoram was a synonym for margarine

I fucking missed this one. Link?

 

[Twinkie]

I fucking missed this one. Link?

e: I just realized Eric's choice of thumbnail/video title is masterful here. That brief glimpse of Hamber is the only time you see her in the video. Or anyone else, for that matter. No one is actually in the kitchen with Eric, but people clicked didn't they. Clever girl.

 

[Guardsman42]

I've never bothered to really -watch- eric before..but....his..hair.

So his facial hair makes me think African American. But his normal hair is like what..Jewish Hipster? I can't comprehend his heritage being any thing but a genetic experiment.

 

[Aldora]

Some people just have bad hair.

 

[chicken wings]

I don't think Eric is necessarily a pushover, though. He's just overly self-absorbed, lazy, and has a victim mentality. A lot of people think that Rickie doesn't like Amberlynn, and I agree, but I wouldn't be surprised if Eric also doesn't like her and there is a lot of tension in the fag house.

My theory is that either Eric gives the best ATM or Rickie has a very well disguised esteem issue.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

In Eric's new vlog today, Beckylynn Einstein, the landlocked blobfish who educated Eric that marjoram was a synonym for margarine, has now educated him on the various forms of bipolar disorder. He did not previously know this information, and is now certain he has one of the bipolars. It's genetic like his low testosterone is, and he is on his way to get tested for one of the bipolars. He will find his feeting. Byeee.

Well you can increase your testosterone by doing non-faggotty things, Eric.

 

[Amber's Lymphedema]

I've never bothered to really -watch- eric before..but....his..hair.

So his facial hair makes me think African American. But his normal hair is like what..Jewish Hipster? I can't comprehend his heritage being any thing but a genetic experiment.

Isn't Eric Jewish? I think I remember that from a while back. He definitely looks it, at least.

And what idiot decided to put foil on the bottom of the oven? Are they serious?

 

[Twinkie]

I keep saying he's a jew and always get downvoted for it, lol

 

[Whatthefuck]

Isn't Eric Jewish? I think I remember that from a while back. He definitely looks it, at least.

And what idiot decided to put foil on the bottom of the oven? Are they serious?

The foil thing I get. Some folks do that to make it easier clean up if something spills over while baking/braising. Most people aren't re.tarded and just put a baking sheet under anything that may do that. However, it's one of those stupid life hacks for lazy fucks.

 

[Guardsman42]

Isn't Eric Jewish? I think I remember that from a while back. He definitely looks it, at least.

And what idiot decided to put foil on the bottom of the oven? Are they serious?

Naw, foil is common. Especially with older ovens. I'd rather have any possible grease splatter on foil, then the oven it self, knowing with an older oven the self clean cycle might not work right.

Also do you think Hamber and Becky would bother with a baking sheet under stuff? Fuck no! I envision molten cheese dripped to the bottom and they leave it there etc etc and Rickie has to clean it.

Legit though, for places that supply cafes, resturaunts, etc you can get sheets of foil precut for like 5 bucks for a box of 200. If you plan to do alot of stuff in your oven.. IE; holiday, better safe then sorry.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Would she be able to keep the wound clean enough for long enough to not cause further damage/infection? I doubt the hospital admin would be keen keeping this shrieking behemoth in a bed when they know she won't pay a damn dime of her bill.

I dunno, I think amputation might be her curtain call.

Depends which part they keep once separated. Rotten, festering leg or the rest of our goorl. Decisions, decisions....

Then sling all her hideous plastic tat, journals and tarps in the incinerator after her and use the leg as a hatstand. Twice as useful as Amber's ever been.

 

[Strine]

I'm sure Eric loves the idea of being bipolar, since he can blame it for all his flaws (and flaws are all he is) like he currently does with being raped.

Eric is probably a liquorice allsorts of ethnicities because American white trash be like that. He has a generic WASP name, but I've never seen hair like that on someone with only white ancestry. Is Ugly an ethnic group? Also I don't think Eric is Jewish because Jews tend to be smart.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I'm sure Eric loves the idea of being bipolar, since he can blame it for all his flaws (and flaws are all he is) like he currently does with being raped.

Eric is probably a liquorice allsorts of ethnicities because American white trash be like that. He has a generic WASP name, but I've never seen hair like that on someone with only white ancestry. Is Ugly an ethnic group? Also I don't think Eric is Jewish because Jews tend to be smart.

One could also argue there are certain groups out there that will claim jews will exploit others for their own gain, in which case Eric is being the best jew around, taking the guys money while not working and doing fuck all. Eric may very well be a jew.