Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[clusterfuckk]

Maybe this is why we no longer hear about her leg pain... She can't feel it anymore?

Usually people with diabetic neuropathy fall a lot because they can’t feel the sensation of the ground under their feet. The leg also ‘falls asleep’ a lot

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

That and her nasty hooves/cankles are prime for scratching. No drainage from her fucked lymphatic system + cat scratch could potentially turn into major infection, then sepsis. She probably wouldn't feel it due to the likely neuropathy in her legs.

Could doctors realistically fight off sepsis if this did happen to our pet behemoth? I'm not sure her heart could pump the necessary IV meds to her whole body to fight the infection fast enough.

They can try pumping the most hardcore of antibiotics right into a major vein, debride, and hope for the best, and if that fails, start cutting limbs to control the infection.

 

[Guardsman42]

Usually people with diabetic neuropathy fall a lot because they can’t feel the sensation of the ground under their feet. The leg also ‘falls asleep’ a lot

That's later stages. Early on, it's actually alot of pain. You get worried when you go numb. That's a sign it's getting bad.

We know Hamber has problems with feeling her feet and the ground.

They can try pumping the most hardcore of antibiotics right into a major vein, debride, and hope for the best, and if that fails, start cutting limbs to control the infection.

I'm guessing given Hamber's attitude towards the medical profession...that she'd not go in till it was to late.

 

[Whatthefuck]

That's later stages. Early on, it's actually alot of pain. You get worried when you go numb. That's a sign it's getting bad.

We know Hamber has problems with feeling her feet and the ground.




I'm guessing given Hamber's attitude towards the medical profession...that she'd not go in till it was to late.

No, boo boo, she just has baby soft feet and that damn Twinkie Stoorrrss foods on the floor make her fall.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

Amputation

Well, if that were to happen and she were to get a leg amputated, at least then she could claim "I lost 150 lbs eating ornj chikn booboo"

 

[Mangy Mutt]

Well, if that were to happen and she were to get a leg amputated, at least then she could claim "I lost 150 lbs eating ornj chikn booboo"

Thing is, this ain't even a joke. Amber would legit believe the amputation of one of her half-ton hooves counts as progress on her ~ weight loss journey ~. She'd care more about shoving it in the face of the haydurs than she would worrying about, you know, losing an entire got damn leg.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

Amputation

Well, if that were to happen and she were to get a leg amputated, at least then she could claim "I lost 150 lbs eating ornj chikn booboo"

Thing is, this ain't even a joke. Amber would legit believe the amputation of one of her half-ton legs counts as progress on her ~ weight loss journey ~. She'd care more about shoving it in the face of the haydurs than she would worrying about, you know, losing an entire got damn leg.

and then we wouldn't hear the end of it for the next 5 years (assuming she lives that long)

 

[Guardsman42]

Thing is, this ain't even a joke. Amber would legit believe the amputation of one of her half-ton hooves counts as progress on her ~ weight loss journey ~. She'd care more about shoving it in the face of the haydurs than she would worrying about, you know, losing an entire got damn leg.

I find it sad I read this and just went 'she would totally act like this'

 

[theriddler3]

Well, if that were to happen and she were to get a leg amputated, at least then she could claim "I lost 150 lbs eating ornj chikn booboo"

Would she be able to keep the wound clean enough for long enough to not cause further damage/infection? I doubt the hospital admin would be keen keeping this shrieking behemoth in a bed when they know she won't pay a damn dime of her bill.

I dunno, I think amputation might be her curtain call.

 

[Guardsman42]

Would she be able to keep the wound clean enough for long enough to not cause further damage/infection? I doubt the hospital admin would be keen keeping this shreeking behemoth in a bed when they know she won't pay a damn dime of her bill.

I dunno, I think amputation might be her curtain call.

Very likely not. If you were Rickie and Eric, would you help Becky? Easiest way to get rid of her..ignore her like always..but this time around because of her refusal to do what the doctor said..final curtain call.

Honestly I suspect that entire home BUT her room is hygienic, that is what's fucked up.

 

[Bunny]

I wonder if she'd count the ounces in her amputation weight loss. "Hey guys, so I want to let you know I had my leg amputated, but I lost 72.8 pounds!"

 

[ADHD]

Thing is, this ain't even a joke. Amber would legit believe the amputation of one of her half-ton hooves counts as progress on her ~ weight loss journey ~. She'd care more about shoving it in the face of the haydurs than she would worrying about, you know, losing an entire got damn leg.

The joke would be on her when her weight would start to skyrocket after that. The loss of her leg would tank her BMR, and you know she's not going to eat less.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I find it sad I read this and just went 'she would totally act like this'

She would, but she would hide she lost the leg, and show a live weigh in showing only the angles she wants to. We would get weird ass camera work seeing only 1 foot on the scale and her losing 150 elbees in days. Only for her to gain it all back anyway. Who knows, lymph masses may appear and grow into a boneless layg.

 

[Guardsman42]

She would, but she would hide she lost the leg, and show a live weigh in showing only the angles she wants to. We would get weird ass camera work seeing only 1 foot on the scale and her losing 150 elbees in days. Only for her to gain it all back anyway. Who knows, lymph masses may appear and grow into a boneless layg.

I sadly now have this horrible image of fat growing down in place of her lost leg. Ugh.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I sadly now have this horrible image of fat growing down in place of her lost leg. Ugh.

Argg! Piratelynn is the scourge of the toxic pond, her first mate Fatbeard and cabin boy Bristlehead rob and loot all the Wommart deliveries for their booty of journals and reese's cups!

 

[Xenomorph]

Argg! Piratelynn is the scourge of the toxic pond, her first mate Fatbeard and cabin boy Bristlehead rob and loot all the Wommart deliveries for their booty of journals and reese's cups!

Toxic shock pond.

 

[chicken wings]

I wonder if she'd count the ounces in her amputation weight loss. "Hey guys, so I want to let you know I had my leg amputated, but I lost 72.8 pounds!"

5 bucks says she will claim body dysmorphia so it'll all check out.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Rickie in the kitchen.

 

[Lame Entropy]

It's looking more and more like she's following in the footsteps (lol) of the great Nanaluvstroubles.

 

[Aldora]

Say what you will about Rickie, he smiles a lot and its a genuine smile.