Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Mandaark]

Tbh I can't get over that both our gorl and Eric managed to get bipolar diagoses, on top of both being terrified of having a hernia, and likely both getting checked for the beetus
(No ER in their right mind would skip out on testing Alberts blood sugar, some meds can raise or lower it as a side effect. Maybe not her A1C but definitely her glucose.)


Do I smell competition?
Who is the most sick and mentally ill y'all

Edit: and their gallbladder, too. Jfc.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Add in the fact she'd eat the entirety of what was made for 4 people by her self..

IIRC there was one time where Rickie made a pasta supper for every one, and it was literally triple the normal amounts for a family or some thing insane because Hamber was having some. I also suspect Hamber makes stupid demands just to make cooking difficult or repulsive to others so more for her.

Any one remember what that pasta supper dealio was? I just remember that it looked like two loaves of garlic bread or some shit for 4 people.

Wasn't that during the death of Optavia? Eric posted it, I thought.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Add in the fact she'd eat the entirety of what was made for 4 people by her self..

IIRC there was one time where Rickie made a pasta supper for every one, and it was literally triple the normal amounts for a family or some thing insane because Hamber was having some. I also suspect Hamber makes stupid demands just to make cooking difficult or repulsive to others so more for her.

Any one remember what that pasta supper dealio was? I just remember that it looked like two loaves of garlic bread or some shit for 4 people.

I'm sorry that I cannot drect you to the exact video it was shown in (as I'm currently at work and posting from mobile...also the backlog of videos is VAST and I cannot recall the exact vlog from memory alone) but you might be pleased to know that, yes - you are 100% right.

Somewhere out there in Youtube Land (and maybe another Kiwi better equipped to find it than me) there is a vlog in which Rickie takes up arms to cook for the "whole family" for a change, instead of just for himself and Eric alone. It did indeed involve about 3 fucking entire loaves of buttered garlic bread and something like 2 pots/vats of creamy or pesto pasta, plus some other "fixins"

Aaaaallllllll because Bigass HamLard would be blobbing down her heaving fupa to join them.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It did indeed involve about 3 fucking entire loaves of buttered garlic bread and something like 2 pots/vats of creamy or pesto pasta, plus some other "fixins"

Cooking for Haramber must be super expensive. I can see why Rickie wouldn’t want to spend his money on food for her very often. Not to mention, Al won’t even help prepare the food either (she’d have to be told what to do and put in effort. Both of these things don’t happen in Amberland). Since Al seems to prefer takeout/delivery/eating out, all of which are more expensive for the amount of food you get, I’m willing to bet at least 70% of what Al earns goes towards food.

 

[ADHD]

Al won’t even help prepare the food either (she’d have to be told what to do and put in effort. Both of these things don’t happen in Amberland).

Even if she were willing to help, she'd just get in the way and make it take longer.

 

[Mandaark]

Even if she were willing to help, she'd just get in the way and make it take longer.

And cut her onions too fucking big.

 

[Billie Ross]

Somewhere out there in Youtube Land (and maybe another Kiwi better equipped to find it than me) there is a vlog in which Rickie takes up arms to cook for the "whole family" for a change, instead of just for himself and Eric alone. It did indeed involve about 3 fucking entire loaves of buttered garlic bread and something like 2 pots/vats of creamy or pesto pasta, plus some other "fixins"

Aaaaallllllll because Bigass HamLard would be blobbing down her heaving fupa to join them.

Here you can see the little family dinner for 4...

Eric's new video is up. I haven't made it through the whole thing but he mentions a few times that Rickie is cooking a "family dinner" for all four of the roommates to enjoy while they watch a movie.

Hmmm... This neither looks "lean" nor "green":

And here, a very small dainty breakfast for 4 people with someone on a WW diet... please note Ricky already have food in his plate.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Let's Go Shopping

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I'll post now and see if I have the testicular fortitude to synopsise later.

EDIT:

--Eric describes a portable halo-shaped light. He has a rising inflection at the end of each sentence, as if each statement were a question, or he became Australian. It's very irritating.
--He got a tripod with a "rotating thing". The word "rotate" is repeated repeatedly.
--In the car with Rickie for date night. They're going to see some alligator creature feature. The alligators are going to be "a lot more bigger than regular ones".
--Rickie said "he's just excited to be going out", probably because it means he doesn't have to see Amber
--Eric: "my curls turned out really well today". These are on purpose. OH MY GOD HIS HAIR IS DELIBERATE.
--Eric completely and utterly blows out the entire screen (look at 5:34) and white balance by using his ludicrous halo light. The effect is like watching normal footage with a glass of m.ilk in front of your eyes.
--Eric cringily attempts to mimic Willam's "okaaay", but does a hideous job because Eric is talentless
--They're going to a ramen place tomorrow and he can't wait, guys
--It's the next day and they're going to the "ramen shop". Amber and Becky are ill and didn't come
--eating with a royalty free youtube midi playing

HALFWAY

--In Tar-zhay looking at crap they don't need
--Eric is drinking alkaline water because he has acid. He mentions acid several times. In fact, he means alkaline but he says 'less acid'.
--Target crap I can't bear to sit through
--Eric in a fashion montage of onesies that somehow make him more violently repulsive than he ordinarily is at 15:00
--more shopping
--Eric bought the tie-dye looking onesie monstrosity that is such an affront to the senses, god began to exist so she could be disgusted by it.

END.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

A grown ass adult fucking man wearing a god damn onesie makes me want to die. What a disgusting human.

And yet somehow (despite his utter incompetence in correctly using it) THAT mush-mouthed creature was able to purchase a ring light and tripod for its vlog before the oh-so-professional Bigass HamLard. Who has been verlogeeeen for 6 fucking years.

 

[Richie Richard]

I'll never give up

 

[Guardsman42]

We mentioned cooking for Hamber must be expensive, and I've mused over the idea.

Normally, buying at bulk stores isn't a grand idea; alot require memberships..or where the fuck do you store all of it etc.

Cooking for Hamber might be about the same as a normal person if you go with a bulk food place. Becky should start learning to heft them 50 pound bags of chicken nuggies.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I bet a good degree of Eric's sore stomach has to do with the fact that he no longer has a gallbladder - yet continues to eat foods your not supposed to really eat without a gallbladder. Like, greasy cheese and lord knows what else.

Also - that romper is actually gayer than Eric.

 

[harrytaco]

A grown ass adult fucking man wearing a god damn onesie makes me want to die. What a disgusting human.

And yet somehow (despite his utter incompetence in correctly using it) THAT mush-mouthed creature was able to purchase a ring light and tripod for its vlog before the oh-so-professional Bigass HamLard. Who has been verlogeeeen for 6 fucking years.

It's actually funny/cute on normal functioning humans. Not that loser.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

It's actually funny/cute on normal functioning humans. Not that loser.

I'm not even MOTI, its just bizzare. Something about it pushes borderline creepy - and I thought so even back during Halloween when he wore that Pikachu footie pajama nonsense as well.

Grow up ....maybe its something about the whole "29 year old grown up adults who lie around in bed all day eating, sleeping, watching childrens cartoons, playing video games, coloring in toddlers coloring books, and cry when anything is ToOoO hAaArD!!" that makes the onsie on top of everything else just EXTRA manchildish and frustrating and wierd?

Go be stupid somewhere else, Eric.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Oh shit the muppet is road legal now!
Mini fashion show from Ricky
The post-its on trash cans were from Ricky cause he wants the household to start recycling
E&R go to a more authentic Japanese restaurant than A&B lol no they went to Yamato's too
Ricky gets a so-so haircut
(Peep those takeaway boxes tho)

Nearly triple the content of his usual postings

 

[Okami Green]

I'm not even MOTI, its just bizzare. Something about it pushes borderline creepy - and I thought so even back during Halloween when he wore that Pikachu footie pajama nonsense as well.

Grow up ....maybe its something about the whole "29 year old grown up adults who lie around in bed all day eating, sleeping, watching childrens cartoons, playing video games, coloring in toddlers coloring books, and cry when anything is ToOoO hAaArD!!" that makes the onsie on top of everything else just EXTRA manchildish and frustrating and wierd?

Go be stupid somewhere else, Eric.

Age regression. He's an actual manchild, and that's wrong.

 

[Aldora]

I think Rickie's new haircut is cute.

Saying that though, is it just me or does everyone in this house dress like they are 12?

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

I think Rickie's new haircut is cute.

Saying that though, is it just me or does everyone in this house dress like they are 12?

I'm a dumb who skipped around and didn't hear that his hair got soaked/flattened coming back into the house. I target locked on the takeout boxes and forgot everything else.
And yes, this house's fashion sense stagnated at about age 16.

 

[ADHD]

And yes, this house's fashion sense stagnated at about age 16.

Well, except for Amber. She dresses like an old lady.

 

[Guardsman42]

I think Rickie's new haircut is cute.

Saying that though, is it just me or does everyone in this house dress like they are 12?

Every time I see Rickie I sort of think he's just wearing what ever the fuck is comfortable because he works a demanding job. <Though I don't know what he does at a slaughter house, unless he managed to avoid the plant it self, I assume he's involved in processing. Which means dealing with hacking up dead things, draining blood, etc, etc. Has any one ever found out his real job?>

Has there ever been videos of Rickie where it isn't implied he's just going out of the house for brief sojourns to get things for home and a quick bite to eat?