Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I think it's the other way around. Sharla was featured a lot, and often at Texas Roadhouse. Mary wasn't around much. Her husband didn't approve of dykes or something, according to Amberlynn (maybe he was just afraid his wife would get fat via social osmosis)

edit: for my gorlz @Strawberry Pocky @Peetz's Bank Account and @bev here's a video featuring several orbiters. Sharla appears around 1 minute in; Mary's about about 5:20

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No it was definitely Mary. Sharla doesn't look like the person I was asking about. Maybe Mary is pretending to be against gay marriage so she won't ever have to be around ham planet ever again lol. Don't blame her
 
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Peetz's Bank Account said:
No it was definitely Mary. Sharla doesn't look like the person I was asking about. Maybe Mary is pretending to be against gay marriage so she won't ever have to be around ham planet ever again lol. Don't blame her
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The way she interacted with Mary, that 5:20 moment was not a one off, always made me think Mary was a potential backup for if her slave of the moment walked off but Mary just refused to care for Ambers carpet.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I'm such an autist for knowing this but on the left is a gorl named Amy, a gorl named Maggie in the middle and of course that's Shrek Dana on the right. Destiny was driving and AL was in the passenger. I have no idea who they are but they must be friends/family of Destiny (or Dana) because AL has no friends of her own.

Here's an edit. This was from back before Katie W started overdoing it
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AL was trying to hit on that chick with the long hair by filming her outfits and complementing her whenever she had the chance. Pathetic.
 
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There was also Libby, the worryingly underage (14? 15?) girl that Big Ham was very VERY obsessive about filming....to the point that she would make creepy passes at her, follow her into changing rooms, vlog her even after knowing she didnt like it, film her in bikinis, make gross comments about her shorts, etc.
 
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Strawberry Pocky said:
There was also Libby, the worryingly underage (14? 15?) girl that Big Ham was very VERY obsessive about filming....to the point that she would make creepy passes at her, follow her into changing rooms, vlog her even after knowing she didnt like it, film her in bikinis, make gross comments about her shorts, etc.
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Hot, young, supple Libby with her untouched fresh peach. Amber was all over that. If she could have reeled in Libby, she would have. 110%.
 
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From Eric's recent video "WATERBOYS": what I counted to be 79 Bath&Bodyworks candles
 
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raritycunt said:
I hope that shelf gives out and they get 79 glass candle jars hitting them in the face while they sleep.
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I was about to say! Maybe it's because I live somewhere earthquake prone but it certainly seems dangerous having that many heavy objects over the bed like that. Also, I love a good candle but fuck me.
 
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Guardsman42 said:
Naw...think about it. They probably need to burn one a day with Hamber in their home to hide the stench.
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Yesterday I went to the grocery store and there was a guy with a nasty BO in there. It's a small store and unfortunately I crossed paths with him more than once. The smell...it lingers - as in, he'd be gone from an aisle for a good 30 secs before the smell began to dissipate.

Now, this was a guy with normal weight, completely unremarkable if not for the stench. Now imagine this being a 600+lb woman* who can't wipe herself, probably wearing adult diapers and with many, many folds that have yeast growing, and thriving.

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For the few people who might not know: women should at least trim their pubic hair, not only for sex reasons, but because all kinds of smell-creating-debris can and will be stuck on the hair like droplets of urine, vaginal secretions, sweat, and in Amber's case, the rare menstrual blood and discarded uterine tissue.
 
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Sorry to leave the fascinating topic of Eric and his candles Kiwis, but what in the everloving fuck did our resident leader of the goblin squad do to her face in this ~after~ picture?? The nose is what’s really getting me...
 

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DaintyChokerGorl said:
Sorry to leave the fascinating topic of Eric and his candles Kiwis, but what in the everloving fuck did our resident leader of the goblin squad do to her face in this ~after~ picture?? The nose is what’s really getting me...
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It almost looks like she mirrored her face...
I would guess heavy on the FaceTune and hard contouring on her nose.
 
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