Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Lesbian Sleepover]

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Dat thigh gap

I love how E X C I T E D she has to pretend to be because she is L I. V E E E E E E N for this party.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Still not a big fan of Eric much as as person, ya know.
But I reckon if someone just lopped that dumb-looking man bun off the top of his head it would do his stupid frizzly muppet hair (and his looks overall) a world of good. Someone tell the guy that pulling it all back like that really improves everything he's got going on up there.

She's dying. She doesn't care. Those around her don't care. I guess I don't really care.

My fam, my dude my pal. It's alright. It's been said before and it'll be said again. "If she absolutely does NOT care about herself - why on earth should we?"
IMHO it's a creed that, by now, most Kiwis should probably adopt moving forward. But that's just me.

I love how E X C I T E D she has to pretend to be because she is L I. V E E E E E E N for this party.

lmao she hates and resents every second of being there and is so miserable and it shows.
Imagine being a young (Gay!) man in your twenties and having being forced to celebrate your Birthday in a basement-garage-type deal......instead of going out somewhere exciting or fun like a Club or even just dinner and drink with your friends and Significant Other...because your foul, beastly, ButterBitch of a roommate couldn't possibly waddle her third stinky fupa anywhere further than 3.20 sec

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i hope you're okay with me using butterbitch to refer to the ham in the future

if she was this visibly uncomfortable at a small party with her roommates + their friends(?), how the hell is she going to feel when D&D move back? i think most sane humans would be fucking mortified to see their ex/love of their life after gaining 100+lbs. she's never going to lose weight but fuck i thought it would at least be a little motivation to actually get back to the 550s.

 

[sperginity]

If she'd cut her hair up to boob length, it would look so much better.

she could wash it without getting in the shower then, too

 

[MissLosR]

If she'd cut her hair up to boob length, it would look so much better.

Which set of boobs though

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

i hope you're okay with me using butterbitch to refer to the ham in the future

if she was this visibly uncomfortable at a small party with her roommates + their friends(?), how the hell is she going to feel when D&D move back? i think most sane humans would be fucking mortified to see their ex/love of their life after gaining 100+lbs. she's never going to lose weight but fuck i thought it would at least be a little motivation to actually get back to the 550s.

Most sane people would terrified of just seeing their ex, which makes me wonder. Is money the only reason D&D meet up with Amber? Even weirder how she even calls Dana an friend, I doubt Dana considers Amber an friend but more of an cashcow.

 

[Mandaark]

Sweet baby Jesus. Skinny gorl lookin like Twank, all nervous and afraid of being eaten and shit.


You know there was a breeze coming in there, too. Look at them all LITERALLY physically leaning away from Albert and her stench.

Even Necky got the lean going. She must have been extra ripe from all that bleeding she's been doing - her gunt and her cunt.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I’ve always heard it referred to as “crotch rot”

Nah, that's an "in the panties" situation (which I have no doubt she does have)

There's a decent chance she doesn't have a lot of thigh chafing. She does wear those leggings constantly, which act like the same kind of barrier as tights or shorts or pantyhose under a skirt, and chafing requires some kind of movement. Bitch doesn't move. Even when she does walk it isn't even remotely the way a human normally moves.

Even minimal rub, like when she's lying in bed and repositioning, or walking to the bathroom, or the fridge, there's enough rub to create pilling very early in the fabric's lifespan (something that might take 6 months to a year w someone who doesn't have much of a thigh gap, but isn't a two ton tessie, either). That pilling is going to make the rub even worse (in an abrasive way that she'd feel). I'm surprised she doesn't wear out the thigh area of her leggeeens very quickly. Though leggings are cheap and she can probably get a pack of 6-8 black ones on amazon for... well, I don't know what they'd be in her size. In regular sizes, you can get a 6-8 pack for about $20 on amazon.

I'm curious about how she manages to find ones that go up to her boobs, and fit in her flab without rolling down under her fupa(s).
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Also, I can't figure out how to edit in a quote, and I don't want to make multiple posts:

to @harrytaco who said she'd look better if she cut her hair to her boobs, I can't believe we're talking about the tiny things that might improve amber, but her disgusting, fur-pelt-looking hair needs to go. I've been thinking she'd actually look better with a chic, long (shoulder-length) bob with side-swept bangs. It would add some proportion to her face and body, because her long hair just adds weird bulk to her, and her sumo buns just look like someone put a snow-man-bun on frosty the snowman.

 

[Lex in tonne]

I might be late, but I had to go back and listen, again. She says, 'I stand all the time" @5:01 of Eric's video. Does anyone know the context? What an odd thing to say. Reminds me of Monica on that Friend's episode, when she plans to be breezy on some guy's voicemail, but she messes up and actually says, '..I'm breezy!' at the end, which called her whole breeziness into question.

not sure if I'm late as well but I think she was sitting on the brown chair after the singing part before standing up again to hand Erik his gift
I highly doubt that she was standing for a long time (over 2 minutes in her case) without sitting after singing the birthday song and while Erik was most likely hugging and thanking all his other guests as well before finally opening gifts

my theory is someone said something to her about standing up for the gift giving segment being vlogged and she tried to make a joke to poke fun at people who claim she is immobile by saying she stands all the time but she isn't funny so it just came out odd

i dunno she looked awkward as fuck to me and kept looking at Becky for reassurance but Becky was being an actual friend and engaging with Erik and not tending to Amber's insecurities

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Her hair in Eric's video bothers me too. The dyed sections look awful when her hair is down, she might as well cut all of that off and go fully back to her natural color

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

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Dat thigh gap

I see kind of an hour glass shape. Don’t y’all?

 

[raritycunt]

I see kind of an hour glass shape. Don’t y’all?

Maybe, if the glassmaker who designed the hourglass was half blind and severely drunk while making it

 

[dismissfrogs]

I rewatched various parts of the Birthday Surprise and I feel kind of bad for making fun of Becky (this video only). She really does love Eric, I think we'd be hard pressed to find her and Amber looking at each other like Becky was when they gave the card.

Ricky is also sweet, but damn that intro dragged. And I didn't know he had such a lisp.

The "party" was depressing, but it was very sweet. I'm almost mad it's on YT and not a private happy collection.

 

[deathfatcoffins]

My favorite orbiter is becoming the redneck, straw haired Roger. He reminds me of a kentucky version of Gargamel. "I'm going to get that ambeast!' Not to mention is threats of suing any and everyone who laughs over his "evolving personalities"

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

I rewatched various parts of the Birthday Surprise and I feel kind of bad for making fun of Becky (this video only). She really does love Eric, I think we'd be hard pressed to find her and Amber looking at each other like Becky was when they gave the card.

Ricky is also sweet, but damn that intro dragged. And I didn't know he had such a lisp.

The "party" was depressing, but it was very sweet. I'm almost mad it's on YT and not a private happy collection.

Ricky seemingly lives his life without any social media. I wonder if it annoys him having house full of yooootooobeerrrsssss

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

It would annoy the fuck out of me, going places with Eric and Amberlynn whipping their phones out and filming everything in sight. I remember thinking how embarrassed I would have been to be with them at the corn maze. Look at the people in the back staring.. lol.
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one of my favorite ham vlogs and my namesake, such a classic

 

[Moonpie]

Yes I've noticed Eric has so many asspatters now. I guess it's because he's shaping up.
I still think he's a flake head.
Why do people suck up to him so much? I've never understood these people who do that. Especially with boring ass people who are as vain as AL.

 

[raritycat]

Yes I've noticed Eric has so many asspatters now. I guess it's because he's shaping up.
I still think he's a flake head.
Why do people suck up to him so much? I've never understood these people who do that. Especially with boring ass people who are as vain as AL.

People are sucking up because it pisses Amberlynn off (and it also pisses off MichaelBePetty who spergs out about it in his own way). To add to that, there's going to be a guaranteed tantrum from our gorl soon once Ricky surpasses her 89lbs weight loss and only Eric will be able to give us that footage. Quid pro quo; he gets asspats, we get lolcow milk.

 

[bev]

Let's also not forget that some women really thirst for dick regardless of whose it is. I mean, fucking beta Peetz from Chantal's thread has admirers. So do serial killers. Same with guys who look for a warm hole and set of tits, women will go for the gay dick. It's not surprising that Eric's got admirers now that he doesn't come across as totally incompetent. Not everything has to do with Amber.

 

[Moonpie]

People are already accusing her of being "Jo Black."
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I've been watching the jo Black comments for awhile and I really do think this one is her. She's slipped up too many times and she's openly done it once with the Damon one.
I don't put anything past her.
Yes you guys are right. If this is her- it truly is burning her up about Eric.
And it's evident through jo Black in these comments.