Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Cloven hoofed sitchuashun]

Eric's new video talking about good news and bad news.
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He starts off by saying that he and Becky went to their therapy appointments. He then says "I don't know if you can tell I've been crying but I don't want to get into it." No, I literally couldn't tell he was crying.. at all. And if you don't "want to get into it" then don't mention you were just crying in the first place.

Despite not wanting to talk about it, he still reveals that he had to talk about past trauma and things that happened in his childhood.. at the therapy appointment. I wonder if he was molested?

The good news: he's going on vacation for a whole week with Ricky and "the beansth (beans?‽)" I'm not quite sure who or what that is. The vacation will be taking place at a nice, remote cabin.

The bad news: He won't be going on social media or answering any comments, etc. Darn! However, he has a schedule of pre-recorded videos to be released during his vacation so that he doesn't let us down. *Then he starts tearing up for real.* He's been dealing with a lot of personal issues but is trying his best to keep it together and film videos for "you guys." Thanks, Eric

I'm just throwing out a theory but!
What if it was an intervention type sitchuation that went waaay wrong. With those boys and Becky doing so well with their weightloss what if they were trying to help one last time??

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

I imagine Necky is not a happy gorl right now
She could totes be camping and having a gay old time with his best buds and the other, much more human beans. Drinking, smores, campfires, hikes, grillimg out, all the goodies.

Instead she has to stay home and care for her obese whale baby
Wiping its dirty fucking ass, listening to it rage about the haydurs, making 10 daily McNasty runs so it doesn't throw a fit and have a nasty 'ER run for a UTI' situation

That's why amber bought her PS4. Now she'll drown her depression in video games and become a certified gaymer

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Call me a petty cunt if you must, Kiwifam, but just the idea alone of Eric and Rickie floating off on an airy-fairy vacation for a fun filled gay holiday with a NEW and EXCITING pair of healthier and and friendlier and more exciting lesbian pals - leaving Hamber and ThumbTard to stink and wallow in their smelly swamp pit to cry and bitch at each other about how alone and left behind they are? - idk I don't really care if the vacation is deserved or not lmao.

For Rickie it certainly is... and just knowing how raging and ass blasted and shitter shattered Hamber will be about it... absolutely top kek. I'm tickled (strawberry) pink.

 

[JaneThough]

I think he’s calling them beans in reference to that tumblr slang that died out in 2015. “Aww, I’m just a smol ace bean uwu” that kind of thing.

Beans comes from the old slang for lesbians 'bean flicker'. Also lesbian can also sound like les-bean.

 

[Twinkie]

I think Becky is legitimately too fucking stupid to realize how miserable she is. Makes it even harder to feel sorry for her tbh.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

I think Becky is legitimately too fucking stupid to realize how miserable she is. Makes it even harder to feel sorry for her tbh.

Becky is, almost literally, a bean. In activity and brain power.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I'm just throwing out a theory but!
What if it was an intervention type sitchuation that went waaay wrong. With those boys and Becky doing so well with their weightloss what if they were trying to help one last time??

It certainly could result in the tears and taking-a-break fallout we're seeing. I can imagine Amber pointing furiously to her journal to prove she's researching caloric intake and its effect on weight gain/maintenance/loss, boo boo.

 

[dismissfrogs]

I wonder if he's saying 'bians as a short for lesbians?

wait wasn't that obvious? i thought everyone knew?

 

[C3PBRO]

Take this tea with a grain of salt, there are missing links.

The following comment was left on MichaelBePetty's video "Amberlynn Reid counts calories for 29 days and achieves...nothing"
by someone under this account.

This is Ann Doran's Facebook page. She is actively friends with Becky's mom, Norma Jean "surprised it wipes it's own butt" Collins.

I tried to find the GoFundMe with no success, I assume they are still working on it like she said in the original comment.

Obviously there's no way to link the YT account that made the comment to the FB account. But I did notice that the picture she uses as her avatar is of herself, but I could not find that exact picture anywhere in her FB photos, of which there are fucking many. So that helps the case that this YT account might be legit. Like I said before though, salt.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

I think he’s calling them beans in reference to that tumblr slang that died out in 2015. “Aww, I’m just a smol ace bean uwu” that kind of thing.

Is it not because they flick eachothers beans?

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Didn't he start calling them "the beans" after the "beanbag in a hurry" situation? I always assumed it was related to that weirdness.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Take this tea with a grain of salt, there are missing links.

The following comment was left on MichaelBePetty's video "Amberlynn Reid counts calories for 29 days and achieves...nothing"
by someone under this account.

This is Ann Doran's Facebook page. She is actively friends with Becky's mom, Norma Jean "surprised it wipes it's own butt" Collins.

I tried to find the GoFundMe with no success, I assume they are still working on it like she said in the original comment.

Obviously there's no way to link the YT account that made the comment to the FB account. But I did notice that the picture she uses as her avatar is of herself, but I could not find that exact picture anywhere in her FB photos, of which there are fucking many. So that helps the case that this YT account might be legit. Like I said before though, salt.

So Amber‘s a shitty person?

Damn.

That‘s a new one.

 

[WhatHappenedToOurSociety]

Thinking about Eric's 'new' (now a few weeks old) intro, that everyone was saying is soooo wonderful that this person made it for him, but...if this person is such an angel for doing this, then why does it prominently feature TWICE Eric's very worst look? (you know, that lovely romper that is literally infantwear made adult sized)

 

[Twinkie]

BEANS IS OBVIOUSLY SHORT FOR LESBIANS it's not that complicated jesus

And now, we wait for the ultimate narc tantrum: Does Amberlynn pitch so much of a fit that Becky's mom's friend is scared into deleting her comment/giving up on her gofundme? Because if you think about it, I'm sure Amberlynn's viewers would give a lot to that cause. But that would really burn Hamber's ego if her haydur's gave more to treat Becky's mom's cancer than she did.

edit: Okay. The more I think about it the more I'm almost mad on the internet. Becky's family is poor as fuck. Amberlynn has a lot of viewers that would donate to Becky's mom and even if they're only doing it to make Amberlynn look stupid hey, they're still helping Becky's mom fight her cancer; InnovationLynn should've thought of this and said something to "us" about raising money. It's a good cause any way you look at it.

I suppose it's possible that Becky's mom expressly said no, that she does NOT want outside donations for her care but I kind of fucking doubt it. I mean it's cancer. And if that were the case why is Becky's mom's bff leaving comments on a MichaelBeFatty video? She obviously reaching out for help.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Take this tea with a grain of salt, there are missing links.

The following comment was left on MichaelBePetty's video "Amberlynn Reid counts calories for 29 days and achieves...nothing"
by someone under this account.

This is Ann Doran's Facebook page. She is actively friends with Becky's mom, Norma Jean "surprised it wipes it's own butt" Collins.

I tried to find the GoFundMe with no success, I assume they are still working on it like she said in the original comment.

Obviously there's no way to link the YT account that made the comment to the FB account. But I did notice that the picture she uses as her avatar is of herself, but I could not find that exact picture anywhere in her FB photos, of which there are fucking many. So that helps the case that this YT account might be legit. Like I said before though, salt.

Excuse you, dumb bitch(this lady, not you), Amberlynn did help! Did you not see the array of useless breast cancer themed shit & cookies & chocolate(the last 2 was obviously for herself, but that's besides the point) she got from Kroger for her??

 

[Twinkie]

This just makes her "becky left me", "eat wif me I'm lonely", etc. videos and all that drama more disgusting and manipulative. And then demanding exhausted Becky haul her majesty around to different emergency rooms and then a staycation because Becky had the audacity to leave Amberlynn alone for a few days to go BE WITH HER MOTHER TO HAVE CANCER SURGERY. You're such an asshole, AL.

Excuse you, dumb bitch(this lady, not you), Amberlynn did help! Did you not see the array of useless breast cancer themed shit & cookies & chocolate(the last 2 was obviously for herself, but that's besides the point) she got from Kroger for her??

This is the braindead backwoods version of a devaluation/idealization narcissistic cycle of abuse. Act like an absolute cunt but then hey, look babe! A bunch of crap with pink ribbons on it! Let's buy all of it for your mom! See how much I really do care? See? SEE?

 

[bev]

Take this tea with a grain of salt, there are missing links.

The following comment was left on MichaelBePetty's video "Amberlynn Reid counts calories for 29 days and achieves...nothing"
by someone under this account.

This is Ann Doran's Facebook page. She is actively friends with Becky's mom, Norma Jean "surprised it wipes it's own butt" Collins.

I tried to find the GoFundMe with no success, I assume they are still working on it like she said in the original comment.

Obviously there's no way to link the YT account that made the comment to the FB account. But I did notice that the picture she uses as her avatar is of herself, but I could not find that exact picture anywhere in her FB photos, of which there are fucking many. So that helps the case that this YT account might be legit. Like I said before though, salt.

Did Norma delete her profile? The link doesn't lead anywhere. I also can't find Annie's comment under MBP's video, although her profile is still up. If it's not a myriad of coincidences, does that mean that someone from Becky's family lurks KF/Reddit/FB?

And yeah, we did all know Amber was a shitty person, but barely any of those times were blatantly exposed by people who know her irl in that moment. Like, it's one thing for Amber to be annoyed that Eric's friend didn't stop to get her food despite her being late for work (like in the eat with me i'm lonely vid). But it's entirely different to hear that the people she claims to constantly love and contribute to barely get a shekel from her in reality.

 

[Lilac_loud]

Excuse you, dumb bitch(this lady, not you), Amberlynn did help! Did you not see the array of useless breast cancer themed shit & cookies & chocolate(the last 2 was obviously for herself, but that's besides the point) she got from Kroger for her??

I’ll just put this out there. Some people don’t want a ton shit of pink ribboned crap laying all around their house to remind them they have breast cancer.

 

[Billie Ross]

This just makes her "becky left me", "eat wif me I'm lonely", etc. videos and all that drama more disgusting and manipulative. And then demanding exhausted Becky haul her majesty around to different emergency rooms and then a staycation because Becky had the audacity to leave Amberlynn alone for a few days to go BE WITH HER MOTHER TO HAVE CANCER SURGERY. You're such an asshole, AL.



This is the braindead backwoods version of a devaluation/idealization narcissistic cycle of abuse. Act like an absolute cunt but then hey, look babe! A bunch of crap with pink ribbons on it! Let's buy all of it for your mom! See how much I really do care? See? SEE?

When teenager Becky probably swear on her mother's life she wasn't a lesbian, like she did with the dead nephew, if is true and the cancer had metastases even after the first surgery, her mother's luck is running low... No wonder she is eating less... the guilt.
Plus she needs to keep asking permission and pocket money from Hambo to see her mom and buy shitty useless trinkets while seeing her showering Destiny with money.
Hopefully next will be her Jabba sugar mamma to die in her sleep ... wow Becky... people around you are dropping like flies boo boo

 

[StrawberryDouche]

And now Becky needs and wants to go take care of her mother after surgery, which seems to be coinciding with the fags and beans vacation.

And because her 600 pound money blob refuses be alone, she has to bring her along where she will be utterly useless, overly loud, and require more care than Becky's gravely ill mother.

Becky really is lying in the bed she made both literally and figuratively.