Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

The Nasty thread will suffice.

Traditionally that thread was only for whale sex chat which is why I never read it. I just checked and people have only recently started posting fatty toilet stuff there. So okay. I'm about to move a ton of posts, and from now on we'll post about fat scat in the Nasty thread; going forward if you gorls see a dookie derail starting, please point the user to the Nasty thread or report and ask posts be moved to Nasty. Thanks.
 
Traditionally that thread was only for whale sex chat which is why I never read it. I just checked and people have only recently started posting fatty toilet stuff there. So okay. I'm about to move a ton of posts, and from now on we'll post about fat scat in the Nasty thread; going forward if you gorls see a dookie derail starting, please point the user to the Nasty thread or report and ask posts be moved to Nasty. Thanks.
Thank you, I come here to read about Mumbles, Squeaky, Thumb Butler, etc, as do many others, the toilet stuff was getting boring
 
There are easily over 100 candles in the background as well as 3 spray bottles of Febreze. Eric, what the hell?
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There are easily over 100 candles in the background as well as 3 spray bottles of Febreze. Eric, what the hell?
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Amber almost certainly smells bad. Even one of the house guests (a young boy) asked 'What's that smell?'

That's likely what the candles are for. And the Febreeze if she sits down on their bed.
 
Can someone do the math and figure out 1) how many fucking candles are there 2) total cost of a hoard that large? This is insane

I tried to count.

Disclaimer, I'm really bad at math and it's 3AM. If I messed up I deserve autistic ratings. But also, this is just my best guess from the video above. My numbers may be a bit off but I would bet I'm somewhat close to what he actually has. I didn't dig any further because I don't care enough to be honest. So.

It looks like each shelf is long enough for 12 candles. You can stack 3 candles on top of each other for a total of 36 candles per shelf in a row. Also looks like a depth of at least 2 candles can fit, possibly 3, so let's go with the smaller number of 2 rows of 36 candles, making about 72 candles per shelf. The bottom shelf seems to have a full row of 36 in the back with 24ish candles in the front row. My best guess would be he has 200+ candles at least.

2 full shelves of 72 candles, plus one shelf of about 60.

72 + 72 + 60 = 204

They look to be 3-wick candles from Bath & Bodyworks, which cost $24.50 USD each when they aren't on sale. (They're $10 off right now so if you check the website they seem cheaper. If he was smart, he hopefully bought most of them when there is some sort of promotion going on bc they're expensive as fuck)

204 x 24.50 = 4,998.

Almost $5,000 worth of candles. Jesus christ. And that's probably on the lower end since he probably has others scattered around the house, and there is potentially another row of 36 candles max on each shelf that we cannot see.

tldr: He has at least 200 candles worth around $5,000 USD.
 
2 full shelves of 72 candles, plus one shelf of about 60.
72 + 72 + 60 = 204
tldr: He has at least 200 candles worth around $5,000 USD.
Here's his candle giveaway video from September with a pretty clear view of what he had back then. Someone at the time in his comments guesstimated $3k worth of candles at up to$20 each so 150+ (timestamped). 200 now is believable.
 
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