Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

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I sometimes get the feeling he's going out of his way to personify a couple of old stereotypes surrounding being gay: 'the limp wristed faggot' or 'fussy fruit'. It's as eye roll inducing as the 'flouncing cheerleader' or 'good looking, dumb jock' looks on straight people.

He flounces, simpers, poses & carries on as if his understanding of 'gay behaviour' heavily involves taking on the worst characteristics of a teen aged girl. He even talks like one, over emphasizing a great many words & using exaggerated tones. Unlike most teen aged girls, he doesn't seem to be in any hurry to grow up.

He's stuck in self absorbed mode & he & Amber seem to grow more alike by the week. Neither claim agency over their own lives. Things happen TO Eric; he doesn't seem to grasp that changes in behaviour, attitude or approach often brings better, more desirable results.

He either over sleeps or doesn't sleep well. He hates his hair. He talks about a big day ahead, then we learn that for him, a "big" day involves, hygiene, meals & maybe a trip to Target before going to the movies. He's obsessed with his stomach & its aches & pains, yet eats food that would give a hyena heartburn.

I doubt many people watch his uploads for anything he says & does. Rather, they're hoping for Amber sitings 'in the wild'.
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Yep. That’s what happens when you have absolutely no personality of your own. I guess he thinks emulating Ms. Moneybags is going to get him those YouTube bucks and he’ll be set. I mean, seriously, could anyone stand having that 600 lb. cow in their house? There’s something screwed up about the whole bunch.
 
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WhatHappenedToOurSociety said:
Anyone tried to watch Eric's latest upload yet? Looks like Rickie finally caught the curse of that house, in the form of a 'whale spout' on top of his head! Plus even more face-touching than ever from our mumbling Muppet...
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anybody that wants to watch would appreciate the video in the thread, pal.

 
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Eric has gone full poop bun.

He had a filling fall out a few days ago and had a dental appointment to replace his filling.

Eric is going HARD on his gluten free kick but I don’t think the poor boy could explain what gluten actually is if he was being threatened at gunpoint and the only way to save his life was to define gluten.

Eric is adding more stupid edits where he highlights dumb things he does in his video by emphasizing them.

Eric mentions his medication was upped by his head shrinker due to him mentioning all the money he has been spending recently as has been discussed to death.

There’s another mill prep montage at 13;36ish where he’s baking a cake and mentioning seeing his sister. Rickie has also adopted the poop bun/samurai gay lewk.

and I’m only halfway thru the video, Christ.

Eric shows off his killer math skills and pronounces “kale” as “kill” with his frozen processed junk health food showcase.

Eric and Rickie are going to try to make their own hummus. If it comes out as good as the chicken par-ma-gini did, that will be a good video.

Eric shows off the finished product of his sisters birthday cake. He mentions how he’s being anal-retentive about the cake’s decoration of cut up strawberries that resembled the one Rafe did for Becky that was SUGAR FREE. The cake was actually GLUTEN FREE.

Eric and sister Eric argue about whether the cake or the icing tasted weird for being GLUTEN FREE.

Rickie makes the face we all make while listening to Eric blather on:

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And we are out like these two at a Pride parade.
 
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CindyChafe said:
Eric has gone full poop bun.

He had a filling fall out a few days ago and had a dental appointment to replace his filling.

Eric is going HARD on his gluten free kick but I don’t think the poor boy could explain what gluten actually is if he was being threatened at gunpoint and the only way to save his life was to define gluten.

Eric is adding more stupid edits where he highlights dumb things he does in his video by emphasizing them.

Eric mentions his medication was upped by his head shrinker due to him mentioning all the money he has been spending recently as has been discussed to death.

There’s another mill prep montage at 13;36ish where he’s baking a cake and mentioning seeing his sister. Rickie has also adopted the poop bun/samurai gay lewk.

and I’m only halfway thru the video, Christ.

Eric shows off his killer math skills and pronounces “kale” as “kill” with his frozen processed junk health food showcase.

Eric and Rickie are going to try to make their own hummus. If it comes out as good as the chicken par-ma-gini did, that will be a good video.
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how much black does he have in him? He's got a bit of a Patrick Mahomes vibe going with that hair. I'd say he's at least 1/8 black, maybe 1/4. NTTAWWT
 
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thejackal said:
how much black does he have in him? He's got a bit of a Patrick Mahomes vibe going with that hair. I'd say he's at least 1/8 black, maybe 1/4. NTTAWWT
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Had to look up that Mahomes feller. Eric’s hair is probably slightly less kinky. There’s likely some type of nonwhite somewhere in the lineage but that’s likely for most non first generation Americans

If anyone cares, there’s a letter and number grading system for people cursed with the devils curls.

Hair Types | NaturallyCurly.com

Learn about the various hair types, and which one you might have!
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I wonder if he has ever stopped to consider the health effects from breathing in the fumes from all those candles? Bath and Body Works and Yankee Candle are consistently silent on what chemicals are used in the fragrances and dyes they use, and we already know that most of their candles are paraffin-based which means they contain volatile organic compounds. There's some pretty scary information out there that suggests that candle fumes may be linked to the development of brain and body cancers and diseases. Seems like these fools burn candles/melts and spray air freshener constantly (for obvious reasons), so they and their animals must be breathing stuff in constantly.
 
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beanbag in a hurry said:
I thought you were exaggerating but then I scrolled to a random spot in the video and...
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Let us not sully the samurai name with these idiots. And WTF, Pioneer Woman cake stand? How fucking gay can you be without actually being a middle-aged white woman who actively prays for a cowboy?
 
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Pog Mathoin said:
I wonder if he has ever stopped to consider the health effects from breathing in the fumes from all those candles? Bath and Body Works and Yankee Candle are consistently silent on what chemicals are used in the fragrances and dyes they use, and we already know that most of their candles are paraffin-based which means they contain volatile organic compounds. There's some pretty scary information out there that suggests that candle fumes may be linked to the development of brain and body cancers and diseases. Seems like these fools burn candles/melts and spray air freshener constantly (for obvious reasons), so they and their animals must be breathing stuff in constantly.
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My first concern is the danger of all those candles falling down. I don't think Kentucky has earthquakes but don't they have tornadoes or something?
 
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twi1992 said:
My first concern is the danger of all those candles falling down. I don't think Kentucky has earthquakes but don't they have tornadoes or something?
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They rarely have earthquakes, but like anywhere else in the South, summertime can bring some really heavy weather - even without tornadoes, some of the summer storms can be intense and cause damage from wind, hail, lightning strikes, fallen trees (and we know they had a tree topple in the front), and so on.
 
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twi1992 said:
My first concern is the danger of all those candles falling down. I don't think Kentucky has earthquakes but don't they have tornadoes or something?
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I’m almost positive he’d do a sit down video with sad music in the background telling us about his candle hoard falling over and having to get rid of most of it. With footage of all the broken glass and shit.

I wonder if Eric is familiar with this woman: Az4Angela. She’s like one of the OG candle vlogger people.
 
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BBW 3-wick candles go on sale relatively often, they kinda last a while, they're cheap compared to fancy pants shit like Yankee Candle, and most importantly in that house they're pretty fucking potent. During a season change (and they do change fragrances out frequently, or bring popular ones back under different branding/design) you can get a 3-wick for about $12 CDN which is pretty fair. Of course Eric seems the type to be on top of the newest shit for his fagtube hawls and is paying $24.50 USD each but I'm not autistic enough to watch his video and cross verify with the site.

Anyway just defending BBW 3-wick candles, they're not bad and are a staple of cheap fucks and pet owners for a reason. Their handsoaps aren't terrible if you get a good sale either but paying full price for those is retarded.
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
BBW 3-wick candles go on sale relatively often, they kinda last a while, they're cheap compared to fancy pants shit like Yankee Candle, and most importantly in that house they're pretty fucking potent. During a season change (and they do change fragrances out frequently, or bring popular ones back under different branding/design) you can get a 3-wick for about $12 CDN which is pretty fair. Of course Eric seems the type to be on top of the newest shit for his fagtube hawls and is paying $24.50 USD each but I'm not autistic enough to watch his video and cross verify with the site.

Anyway just defending BBW 3-wick candles, they're not bad and are a staple of cheap fucks and pet owners for a reason. Their handsoaps aren't terrible if you get a good sale either but paying full price for those is exceptional.
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He has an obsessive amount of candles, literally no one should own that many, it's unnecessary. But I can agree if you shop B&BW during their sales (which are literally going on all the time, they change every few days or so I believe) It's not too bad.

I'd probably shop there a lot too if I lived with stinky Amber and had all those pets in my house.
 
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