Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Becky just doesn't want to be on camera? More like she broke up with you and this is what's left: ordering food and eating on camera, because she won't drive you around.
This comment had me wondering...

At first I assume that amberlynn would throw a fit of massive proportions if beggy tried to break up with her, she would tell the whole world, BUT... shes a liar and a faker. I think she might try to hide their breakup as long as she can to pretend everything is going ok, just focus on her weightloss. Plus she obviously doesn't like becky let alone love her like she loved destiny for example. Maybe she wouldn't give a shit as long as she can keep using her to live with or have a ride once in a while.

He has an obsessive amount of candles, literally no one should own that many, it's unnecessary. But I can agree if you shop B&BW during their sales (which are literally going on all the time, they change every few days or so I believe) It's not too bad.

I'd probably shop there a lot too if I lived with stinky Amber and had all those pets in my house.
He doesnt even light them from what I can tell though, he stacks then in shelves like fuxking books lol
 
Had to look up that Mahomes feller. Eric’s hair is probably slightly less kinky. There’s likely some type of nonwhite somewhere in the lineage but that’s likely for most non first generation Americans
Doing my best to avoid PLing, but I live somewhere where race-mixing is common, and I know of people with Eric’s look. I get the strong feeling Eric doesn’t just have a drop of black blood like a lot of Heinz 57 white Americans. And I don’t just mean his curls. I see it in the face too. He looks half and half, maybe quadroon at most.

IIRC, he doesn’t know who his dad is, and his mom was a prostitute. Not outside the realm of possibility that she had some black/mulatto cock in her day, but didn’t want to tell her family she got blacked.
This comment had me wondering...

At first I assume that amberlynn would throw a fit of massive proportions if beggy tried to break up with her, she would tell the whole world, BUT... shes a liar and a faker. I think she might try to hide their breakup as long as she can to pretend everything is going ok, just focus on her weightloss. Plus she obviously doesn't like becky let alone love her like she loved destiny for example. Maybe she wouldn't give a shit as long as she can keep using her to live with or have a ride once in a while.
When Destiny broke up with AL, she waited I think about a month until she announced it. It wouldn’t be out of character for her to wait to announce a Becky breakup. Haydurs have been speculating a breakup for awhile, so I can see her not announcing one unless she has to. She’s often motivated by proving her audience wrong, but too lazy to do so convincingly.

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This comment had me wondering...

At first I assume that amberlynn would throw a fit of massive proportions if beggy tried to break up with her, she would tell the whole world, BUT... shes a liar and a faker. I think she might try to hide their breakup as long as she can to pretend everything is going ok, just focus on her weightloss. Plus she obviously doesn't like becky let alone love her like she loved destiny for example. Maybe she wouldn't give a shit as long as she can keep using her to live with or have a ride once in a while.

Remember the Density era: they moved to KY to - as she claimed - to take care of Density's mother, but really it was just to get out of Florida. And then Density broke up with her and it took her forever to admit that. So it wouldn't surprise me if Beggy said enough and Big Al won't admit it. That said, I don't think Beggy broke up with her, because the money train would be cut off.

Edit: dammit, ninja'd by @Tastes Like Power
 
Which would be more scarring for us, the viewers - Eric watches a bunch of Are You Being Served and starts acting like Mr Humphries, or he watches a bunch of cleaning videos on YouTube and starts wearing skin tight short-shorts and not much else while filming himself bending over while pretending to tidy up? Nevermind, Eric couldn't hold one of his many candles to John Inman.
 
Which would be more scarring for us, the viewers - Eric watches a bunch of Are You Being Served and starts acting like Mr Humphries, or he watches a bunch of cleaning videos on YouTube and starts wearing skin tight short-shorts and not much else while filming himself bending over while pretending to tidy up? Nevermind, Eric couldn't hold one of his many candles to John Inman.
Eric is more like Agador in The Birdcage

 
Eric is one of the worst fucking examples of a homosexual male I have ever seen.
Just portraying the stereotype to a T. ( which he lacks)
Mincing around stores acting a giant fool, lisping and leaving a trail of spittle everywhere, trying on high heels and cat-walking in Payless..all the while crying how Homer-pherbic Kentucky is.
 
Eric is one of the worst fucking examples of a homosexual male I have ever seen.
Just portraying the stereotype to a T. ( which he lacks)
Mincing around stores acting a giant fool, lisping and leaving a trail of spittle everywhere, trying on high heels and cat-walking in Payless..all the while crying how Homer-pherbic Kentucky is.
Speaking of the Birdcage, he makes even Albert Goldman look like a manly man! :lit:
 
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no behemoth sightings in this one, gorls.


Everyone’s favorite Kentucky fried homosexual muppet has once again graced us with a vlog. I’ll watch it and report back.

-takes a full minute to explain he has 3 doctors appointments this week.

-babbling about recipes. Butchers the word Tzatzki.

-mill prep montage to elevator muzak. Eric is going to try and use a mandolin to slice sweet potatoes. What’s the over / under on him losing a finger?

-has to have Rickie take over the manly slicing duties because it was scawwy to use a mandolin to slice a potato.

-bought dill at the grocery store instead of coriander/cilantro for his guacamole. Eric says you can use either coriander or cilantro not knowing they’re the same thing. What’s with hicks and being confused about herbs?

-long boring convo about the perfect thickness of sweet potatoes to fry. Tonight’s attempt was a FILL. (Fail.)

-more shopping. How do you confuse cilantro and dill???

-makes basic bitch guac to more muzak

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Rickie’s bed head looking better than the hair Eric takes forever fucking with
 
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What a freaking wuss. He simply can't contemplate going out WALKING when it's 40 degrees &, (oh the horror!)… RAINING!!! Admits he doesn't walk his dogs in that weather so I assume they get let out, do their thing & run back in. Even if it's not raining, our Delicate Flower can't handle that temperature range.

He plans DIY & cooking vids. I had to laugh when a number of people begged him to stop with the B&BW hauls. Amazing, he said he'd no longer do them very simply but the petulance radiated across the screen.

Edit because werdz iz hard to spell.
 
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Eric has an excuse for everything; can’t work because he has “””anxiety””” but can mince around stores filming himself looking like a total idiot, can’t walk the dogs because apparently Kentucky is in a weird time vortex where all they get is thunder and monsoon like rain or scorching hot desert weather, can’t help Ricky with chores or housework because he has a million and one health problems.

He’s the embodiment of lazy, entitled and whiny.
 
I haven't posted in this sub in months, but a few thoughts.

-It boggles the mind that anyone doesn't think Eric is at least an eighth black. Europeans don't have hair or noses like that. He's got to be the least attractive mulatto I've seen though.
-Rickie is morally much better than the three women sharing the house with him, but a man is known by the company he keeps, and Rickie hangs out with a thumb slug, a muppet millstone, and a whale corpse who cucks him financially. He has no friends. He's a loser, just the least deplorable loser in that house. That he engages with Manbun McShitforbrains at all, considering Eric is basically his rude special-needs daughter, is remarkable and confusing, but not admirable.
-Five grand on mid-range candles. Five grand. That's a car; a decent car. Jesus wept.
-Eric's channel is going to wither and die unless he exploits The Beast and gets her in more vids. He wants to believe he's interesting enough to sustain the channel without her, and he's not pleased to be discovering how wrong that notion is; whence these precious little hissy fits in the comments. Eric doesn't even have friends; the idea that he could have FANS is so ludicrous that it's not even funny. He's also (unlike Amber) not cunning enough to troll properly, so he won't even get hatebux.
 
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