Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

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They are still getting married- for now.


And Dana dyed parts of her hair gray. So I think they are both probably experiencing some sort of crisis based on their recent choices, because what the hell else could explain this. Christ.

Edit: engagement photo is from 2/10/20 and Dana's hair is 3/26/20, sorry, didn't realize I cut off the dates.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

And Dana dyed parts of her hair gray

Why would you dye your hair gray...?

In all seriousness, maybe they wanted to try something cute for the special day.

BUT if I'm charitable and assume that, well, then why the fuck wouldn't you have a professional do your hair for the wedding day?

I wouldn't trust even myself to give myself a perm for the purpose of being cute on wedding day, and lo and behold, destiny looks fucking BAD. she looks AWFUL.

 

[a dinosaur]

So I think they are both probably experiencing some sort of crisis based on their recent choices, because what the hell else could explain this. Christ.

Well, Dana's mother did die rather unexpectedly on March 19th, with the funeral taking place a few days later. That'll screw anybody up for a while.

 

[Moonpie]

Platinum in your hair-yeah.
Gray- umm nope. Who wants to look premature aged?

Were Dana and her mother close?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Well, Dana's mother did die rather unexpectedly on March 19th, with the funeral taking place a few days later. That'll screw anybody up for a while.

It's also worth noting that Dana's sex offender dad is NOT mentioned in the obituary.

Is the sex offender dad not the one "She married the love of her life for 33 years ago on April 17, 1987, Elmer Robbins Jr." or is there another one?

Jesus Grammar Christ, who wrote that obit.

Oh shit. I bet Dana's mom dying -a woman Amber likely never met- is one of the "things" she's going through that she's simply too overwrought to talk about.

 

[a dinosaur]

Is the sex offender dad not the one "She married the love of her life for 33 years ago on April 17, 1987, Elmer Robbins Jr." or is there another one?

Jesus Grammar Christ, who wrote that obit.

Oh shit. I bet Dana's mom dying -a woman Amber likely never met- is one of the "things" she's going through that she's simply too overwrought to talk about.

Ah, nevermind. I fucked up. He wasn't mentioned in a different obituary I saw, but was mentioned in this one. Thanks.

Both Dana and her mom worked at SourceHOV when Amberlynn and Destiny worked there, if I recall correctly. I doubt Amber knew her well, but she's definitely going to try to wring some sympathy points out of it, if she can.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Well, Dana's mother did die rather unexpectedly on March 19th, with the funeral taking place a few days later. That'll screw anybody up for a while.

That’s actually rather sad to lose your mother at such a young age. F to Dana’s mom.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Oh shit. I bet Dana's mom dying -a woman Amber likely never met- is one of the "things" she's going through that she's simply too overwrought to talk about.

Remember all the drama with destiny's mom telling amberlynn off for oversharing and filming the family etc? Destiny and Dana probably feel similarly to becky, as in, they dont want ALL of their shit on social media and if any info is there, they should tell it, rather than the inarticulate and insensitive blubbering toddler whale. If amber could, she would've told us, but I bet her soulmate destiny made it clear that revealing the info would be intolerable.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Platinum in your hair-yeah.

When I first saw Dana's platinum blonde locks, I thought she was Marilyn Monroe. However, Dana's pebbly skin, squat mannish face and grotesquely bloated body were some differences I later noted.

 

[Phalanx]

F for Dana's Mom do you think it was the covid or just redneck related heart conditions.

 

[Angel Dust]

Platinum in your hair-yeah.
Gray- umm nope. Who wants to look premature aged?

Were Dana and her mother close?

Done correctly, dying hair grey can look very pretty. Usually hair stylists aim for more of a silver then outright grey. It looks very elvish, and on the right face shape can really soften the whole face up. However. It's also very pricey and difficult to maintain and fades quickly.

......the random raccoon grey chunks is a new one for me though. I don't think I've ever seen someone put thick ass horizontal stripes in their hair like that on purpose. Why didn't she just do the entire bottom half grey? It would've still looked retarded, just slightly less retarded. Even Momo makes better hair choices.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

......the random raccoon grey chunks is a new one for me though. I don't think I've ever seen someone put thick ass horizontal stripes in their hair like that on purpose. Why didn't she just do the entire bottom half grey? It would've still looked exceptional, just slightly less exceptional. Even Momo makes better hair choices.

Pretty sure that's a shadow over her hair and chest.

Spoiler: Yup.

 

[Omega Man]

Pretty sure that's a shadow over her hair and chest.

Spoiler: Yup.

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None of these poor souls has an inkling of how porcine a ring through the nose is. Edward Lear even included it in "The Owl and the Pussycat," yet they all do it, or at least a version of it. Hambolynn, KaiKai. Pierced snout. It really cements the image. The only thing missing is a little spider-pal named Charlotte living in their rooms writing messages to them in her webs.

Also - do not care for bobs two inches below chins. Unnatural.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

None of these poor souls has an inkling of how porcine a ring through the nose is. Edward Lear even included it in "The Owl and the Pussycat," yet they all do it, or at least a version of it. Hambolynn, KaiKai. Pierced snout. It really cements the image. The only thing missing is a little spider-pal named Charlotte living in their rooms writing messages to them in her webs.

Also - do not care for bobs two inches below chins. Unnatural.

They're all too simple in the head too see past their own snouts and think this is the definition of edginess.

 

[Moonpie]

Especially when they have such bulbous noses like Shrek.

 

[Lies Unlimited]

None of these poor souls has an inkling of how porcine a ring through the nose is. Edward Lear even included it in "The Owl and the Pussycat," yet they all do it, or at least a version of it. Hambolynn, KaiKai. Pierced snout. It really cements the image. The only thing missing is a little spider-pal named Charlotte living in their rooms writing messages to them in her webs.

Also - do not care for bobs two inches below chins. Unnatural.

 

[Dragon Lady]

The blonde hair is amazingly unflattering

 

[Omega Man]

The blonde hair is amazingly unflattering

Is that what is referred to as "mousey?" As Ghandi famously once said, "You can polish a turd, but at the end of the day, it is still a turd." Or wait, maybe it was Clara Barton that said that. Regardless, I think it applies.

 

[Red Mask]

Isn't Dana like 22? She looks older...

 

[Scrim]

Isn't Dana like 22? She looks older...

Obesity makes you age like dog shit on a hot summer day.