Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Red Mask said:
Isn't Dana like 22? She looks older...
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I don't think she's even 22 yet. I don't remember when dana and destiny posted the video revealing their move to KY, I think it's titled "carseat unboxing" but I'm too lazy to go to their channel to look at the date. I think it might have been early summer. Anyway, Dana had just turned 21 in the video. IIRC, she still has a few months till she's 22.

I don't even think it's the weight that's aging her - I mean it is to some extent, but it's the rough lifestyle, smoking, things like that, and she probably just has one of those old-looking faces. That's probably a prized thing to have when you and bobby sue want to drink and make out under the bleachers, she probably had no trouble buying wine coolers at 15. But when you look 30+ at 21... yikes.
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
I don't think she's even 22 yet. I don't remember when dana and destiny posted the video revealing their move to KY, I think it's titled "carseat unboxing" but I'm too lazy to go to their channel to look at the date. I think it might have been early summer. Anyway, Dana had just turned 21 in the video. IIRC, she still has a few months till she's 22.

I don't even think it's the weight that's aging her - I mean it is to some extent, but it's the rough lifestyle, smoking, things like that, and she probably just has one of those old-looking faces. That's probably a prized thing to have when you and bobby sue want to drink and make out under the bleachers, she probably had no trouble buying wine coolers at 15. But when you look 30+ at 21... yikes.
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Interesting take. I'm a Sleepover of a certain age, and I've seen 30 year old women who are way prettier and youthful than similarly equipped 21-year-olds. Age is such a motherfucker.. it's really down to genetics, health, lifestyle, etc.

Looking back at some old videos/movies, women I thought "looked older-but-no-idea-their-age" I see them now and I immediately think "yes, I'd eat her ass on a hot sweaty day". I guess it's all about perspective.

In the case of this fucking barnyard-animal, she suffers from a combination of genetics, lifestyle and retardation.
 
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I've used the search function and can't find the answer. A short, TL:dr response to each question is fine.
When Krystle and AL parted ways, who broke up with whom?
Did Krystle's parents give her a deadline for moving out?

The only thing I could find wrt this was that AL asked to take an old family pet with her. Jaysus H.
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
I don't think she's even 22 yet. I don't remember when dana and destiny posted the video revealing their move to KY, I think it's titled "carseat unboxing" but I'm too lazy to go to their channel to look at the date. I think it might have been early summer. Anyway, Dana had just turned 21 in the video. IIRC, she still has a few months till she's 22.

I don't even think it's the weight that's aging her - I mean it is to some extent, but it's the rough lifestyle, smoking, things like that, and she probably just has one of those old-looking faces. That's probably a prized thing to have when you and bobby sue want to drink and make out under the bleachers, she probably had no trouble buying wine coolers at 15. But when you look 30+ at 21... yikes.
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Its the face you get when your family tree don't branch.
 
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Omega Man said:
Is that what is referred to as "mousey?" As Ghandi famously once said, "You can polish a turd, but at the end of the day, it is still a turd." Or wait, maybe it was Clara Barton that said that. Regardless, I think it applies.
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If you took that hair and put it on someone more attractive with a richer skin tone, it would be beautiful, imo. Her face actually ruins a nice hairdo.
 
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Bob Loblaw said:
I've used the search function and can't find the answer. A short, TL:dr response to each question is fine.
When Krystle and AL parted ways, who broke up with whom?
Did Krystle's parents give her a deadline for moving out?

The only thing I could find wrt this was that AL asked to take an old family pet with her. Jaysus H.
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Krystle broke it off. There was no deadline. They slept in the same bed for months and Amber didn't leave until she locked down Destiny, then moved right in with her. She even stayed on Krystle's family's phone plan for over a year after moving out and they paid for her phone.
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
Krystle broke it off. There was no deadline. They slept in the same bed for months and Amber didn't leave until she locked down Destiny, then moved right in with her. She even stayed on Krystle's family's phone plan for over a year after moving out and they paid for her phone.
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Thanks! I can't imagine letting that heifer leech off families the way she does. I just don't get it.
 
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That may be her one genuine talent, skill, instinct... she can manipulate certain people & situations easily. The fact that she has no qualms in doing so speaks to 1 of her own very many moral failings but you can't deny her skill at making things work for HER.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
Interesting take. I'm a Sleepover of a certain age, and I've seen 30 year old women who are way prettier and youthful than similarly equipped 21-year-olds. Age is such a motherfucker.. it's really down to genetics, health, lifestyle, etc.

Looking back at some old videos/movies, women I thought "looked older-but-no-idea-their-age" I see them now and I immediately think "yes, I'd eat her ass on a hot sweaty day". I guess it's all about perspective.

In the case of this fucking barnyard-animal, she suffers from a combination of genetics, lifestyle and exceptionalism.
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There are a lot of beautiful people in their 30's and 40's. Some people look better in their late 20's-30's than they did at 18-25. And then there are the women who got knocked up at 18, 20, 21, smoke like chimneys, eat crap, and party. By 30, they look 50. They've probably looked that way since their mid-late 20's. Dana looks like that kind of 30 year old. Dana looked like that kind of 30 year old when she and destiny got together and I think she was 18 then.

I agree with you about the contributing factors of dana's premature aging, and yes, age is such a motherfucker. Since we never see ourselves as the world sees us, I wonder if Dana looks in the mirror and sees a cute-but-chubby, feisty, youthful 21 year old? Or does she look in the mirror and say "fuck! I look old and rough"

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Bob Loblaw said:
I've used the search function and can't find the answer. A short, TL:dr response to each question is fine.
When Krystle and AL parted ways, who broke up with whom?
Did Krystle's parents give her a deadline for moving out?

The only thing I could find wrt this was that AL asked to take an old family pet with her. Jaysus H.
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Amber and Krystle were together for about 4 years, and when Krystle broke up with her, she admitted that she fell out of love with Amber over a year prior, but Amber said that she hadn't felt that Krystle was in love with her since the first year.

I doubt Krystle's parents even had to consider giving her a deadline for moving out. According to Amber they didn't want her to move, crying, etc. Probably tears of joy though. She and Krystle broke up April 1st, and she and destiny were already together and committed to moving by May.
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
Amber and Krystle were together for about 4 years, and when Krystle broke up with her, she admitted that she fell out of love with AOver a year prior, but Amber said that she hadn't felt that Krystle was in love with her since the first year.

I doubt Krystle's parents even had to consider giving her a deadline for moving out. According to Amber they didn't want her to move, crying, etc. Probably tears of joy though. She and Krystle broke up April 1st, and she and destiny were already together and committed to moving by May.
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Thanks for the recap. That woman is a mess.
 
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I wonder why Kermit eric isn't posting?
It may be due to all the dislikes or Rickie received his stimulus check.
He gets hell in his comments unless he shows the behemoth.
It amazes me how boring ass people like this are on YT. They are so egotistical and vain to think people actually give a shit on what they say.
Kermit would get no views If it weren't for the beast shots.
 
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