Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

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These people have hands that really disturb me, I noticed it yesterday in Amber's video when she kept touching things in her fridge but being able to just stare at Dana's hand it hit me.

They look like latex gloves that have been blown up and tied off. Except they look dirty thanks to the beetus knuckles.
 
These people have hands that really disturb me, I noticed it yesterday in Amber's video when she kept touching things in her fridge but being able to just stare at Dana's hand it hit me.

They look like latex gloves that have been blown up and tied off. Except they look dirty thanks to the beetus knuckles.
It's the fucking pointing like a literal toddler that get's me about AL's ham hands. On top of the beetus knuckles and complete lack of definition, pasty skin, and touching literally everything, again, like a damn toddler. I don't understand how their hands and feet aren't intensely painful due to bloat alone. That skin has got to be stretched to capacity. Ugh.
 
It's the fucking pointing like a literal toddler that get's me about AL's ham hands. On top of the beetus knuckles and complete lack of definition, pasty skin, and touching literally everything, again, like a damn toddler. I don't understand how their hands and feet aren't intensely painful due to bloat alone. That skin has got to be stretched to capacity. Ugh.
Right! She has really dirty toddler hands and the way her fat fingers bend backwards when she taps on shit....it just ain't natural.
 
Okay, someone please enlighten me. What is it with poverty-stricken white people owning 6-8 pets? I see it all the time. If you cannot walk for more than five minutes without getting winded, why in the actual fuck are you getting more and more dogs that require so much of your time? These poor things are so neglected. I hike 4-5 days a week with my two dogs, I couldn't imagine constantly adding to the pack and just letting the overrun my already small apartment. Why do they do this?

It's like their consumerism is so bad it now extends to living creatures. Do any of these dolts take them for regular vet visits? I take my two dogs to the vet and it costs me hundreds of dollars, there's no way these people can afford these animals.
 
I don't understand how their hands and feet aren't intensely painful due to bloat alone. That skin has got to be stretched to capacity. Ugh.[/QUOTE

In the last couple videos she’s addressed the extreme pain/swelling in her feet and the swelling in her hands and face. I agree, it’s got to be awful. Especially getting out of bed for the first time each day.
 
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Okay, someone please enlighten me. What is it with poverty-stricken white people owning 6-8 pets? I see it all the time. If you cannot walk for more than five minutes without getting winded, why in the actual fuck are you getting more and more dogs that require so much of your time? These poor things are so neglected. I hike 4-5 days a week with my two dogs, I couldn't imagine constantly adding to the pack and just letting the overrun my already small apartment. Why do they do this?

It's like their consumerism is so bad it now extends to living creatures. Do any of these dolts take them for regular vet visits? I take my two dogs to the vet and it costs me hundreds of dollars, there's no way these people can afford these animals.
They think all they need to do is feed them daily and dollar general dog food is acceptable nutrition and besides that pets fill the void poverty makes by not being able to afford a social life. Also instant gratification.
 
While we wait for the exciting new episode to see if Amber binged last night, I bring this to you all.

I was watching past Eric Vlogs and heard something interesting. I'm trying to figure out what I heard.


Linked it at the timestamp.

4:14 Becky comes in, can hear plastic bags being rustled
4:43 Becky is heard talking near Eric
4:59 Amber is heard screaming and hitting the wall from across the house.

What is Amber yelling? givEIIIIITTTTT? nuggETTTTTTS? bbaaaBBBBBBEEEE? She gave Becky 45 seconds to relax when she got home before she started banging on the wall. They're happy, ya'll!
 
While we wait for the exciting new episode to see if Amber binged last night, I bring this to you all.

I was watching past Eric Vlogs and heard something interesting. I'm trying to figure out what I heard.


Linked it at the timestamp.

4:14 Becky comes in, can hear plastic bags being rustled
4:43 Becky is heard talking near Eric
4:59 Amber is heard screaming and hitting the wall from across the house.

What is Amber yelling? givEIIIIITTTTT? nuggETTTTTTS? bbaaaBBBBBBEEEE? She gave Becky 45 seconds to relax when she got home before she started banging on the wall. They're happy, ya'll!

It's the Clarion Call of the Autist
 
While we wait for the exciting new episode to see if Amber binged last night, I bring this to you all.

I was watching past Eric Vlogs and heard something interesting. I'm trying to figure out what I heard.


Linked it at the timestamp.

4:14 Becky comes in, can hear plastic bags being rustled
4:43 Becky is heard talking near Eric
4:59 Amber is heard screaming and hitting the wall from across the house.

What is Amber yelling? givEIIIIITTTTT? nuggETTTTTTS? bbaaaBBBBBBEEEE? She gave Becky 45 seconds to relax when she got home before she started banging on the wall. They're happy, ya'll!

Actually kinda terrifying tbh

I'm leaning towards givEIIIIITTTTT or nuggETTTTTTS

Those animals must have nerves of steel...
 
Those animals must have nerves of steel...
Twinky is a complete nervous wreck. Even moreso than your average chihuahua since she cowers on the floor of their car when they take her places. Dogs usually love car rides. I wouldn't be surprised if Twinky pisses herself during her own personal Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

Of course Amber cackles when she talks about Twinky's fear of car rides.
 
Linked it at the timestamp.

4:14 Becky comes in, can hear plastic bags being rustled
4:43 Becky is heard talking near Eric
4:59 Amber is heard screaming and hitting the wall from across the house.
4:42 Becky says "Reaaaallllly?" or one of the pet's names based on her tone, bell jingle, and dog whines
4:50 Becky says "Do ya'll like it?"
4:59-5:02 Amber from outerspace yelling, "[unintelligible sounds] ittttttttttttttt!"
5:03 *bang bang bang bang bang* (sound of dog thumping its tail? Pet toy knocking against the wall or floor? Someone knocking on a door? Amber throwing a tantrum?)
5:06 Becky near Eric says "Drop it" or "Stop it" presumably to one of the dogs based on her tone
5:08 Amber complaining about something. She's barely audible and still far away
5:11 Becky says "Drop it" (Definitely says "Drop it")
5:12 Jingling bell (Dog toy? Cat collar?)
 
May i request some Binge Monster artwork from one of the many talented farmers here?
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i made this edit lmfao
 
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Becky being shown in Eric's new vlog really makes me think they're broken up. She's animated, engaged, not avoiding the camera. She obviously gave Eric permission to film the conversation. They go to Redbox together, just the two of them. Then at the end of the video she's in the living room on the couch hanging out while Eric's in the kitchen. No AL to be found.
 
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