Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Ghengis_Kunt]

She's got the barrell on stilts body type. 3x on the top, size 12 jeans on the bottom. "They still fit, they still fit, they still fit..." Yuck.

she is distorted but there ain't no way she is squeezing in a 12 lol

 

[Chris Evans]

Jesus, she has really packed on the pounds.
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That teeeeeny tiny wrist. So delicate!

 

[DonaldChump]

Jesus, she has really packed on the pounds.
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Fuck, Im trying to think of some way to make a joke about dikes and wave-breaking, reclaiming the sea but I keep getting distracted by how goddamn huge she is.

She genuinely looks like she could sit there during a goddamned typhoon and just be like, "what? You mean high tide just isnt always this way?" Everybody else is dying and being washed away.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Fuck. You know you're too far down the Hamberlynn/Slaton rabbit hole when you catch a pic of Dana and think 'eh, she ain't so big'.

 

[DaintyGorl]

At least Dana isn't as big of a walking blob as AL is.

 

[Ellana]

Eric posted a video "ERIC AND THE KETONES" an hour ago and took it down within a few minutes.

I'm making a big deal about nothing, but now I'm curious as to why he would do that

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I am very experienced in Facetune 2 (Don’t ask me why)

But damn... you could’ve been very beautiful, Amber

 

[Broken Pussy]

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I am very experienced in Facetune 2 (Don’t ask me why)

But damn... you could’ve been very beautiful, Amber

If by beautiful you mean horrifying, yes.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

If by beautiful you mean horrifying, yes.

Very beautiful in comparison to the right

 

[Broken Pussy]

Very beautiful in comparison to the right

I see your point and raise you a “nope”.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I see your point and raise you a “nope”.

I edited it. Better now?

 

[Broken Pussy]

I edited it. Better now?

No. I don’t think you can make a better AL with Facetune. Facetune is garbage and AL is an unfortunate-looking redneck. You tried, though.

 

[traviesa]

how can all of them just be content with being so big

 

[nyankosensei]

how can all of them just be content with being so big

omg don't tell me they just got another dog?

 

[CindyChafe]

omg don't tell me they just got another dog?

Fucking seriously?!? Didn't they just dump like 4 or 5 old sick dogs off in Kentucky just to get a puppy in Florida?

And a dachshund at that which you know they're gonna make fat. Poor thing.

 

[Chris Evans]

how can all of them just be content with being so big

If these bitches get one more dog...

 

[Ambien Greed]

I’m sorry if this has already been stated but is it confirmed that Eric is on disability? I see people post about it but I can’t tell if he just doesn’t work or he did file for it.

 

[pickleniggo]

how can all of them just be content with being so big

She looks like an overgrown toddler.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Ok, stop. Hands up!! Now back away from the puppy slowly.

 

[C3PBRO]

how can all of them just be content with being so big

What in the fuck is going on with that sped-like leg, I thought she'd sat on a small child at first.