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If you listen to Amber speaking in that clip, she sounds like she’s slurring her words. I mean I guess “enabler” is a big word so it could also just be her inability to read very well.
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If you listen to Amber speaking in that clip, she sounds like she’s slurring her words. I mean I guess “enabler” is a big word so it could also just be her inability to read very well.
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Nice foreshadowing when the beetus takes your arms, Thumb.
I like AL's new scooter in the background there, now they can pull her with the car.
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I can't help but shudder to think about the sheer number of Twinkie turds that must be lurking underneath all the leaves that poor Rickie is going to have to deal with when he rakes the yard.
Because you know no one is picking up after the dogs once they are set loose to do their business in the yard, and it's actually comical to imagine anyone in that household picking up a rake besides the one person who actually works.
But hey, Becky's probably a great asset around the house if you are in desperate need for someone to make a crayon drawing of Naruto or drive your useless husband to Gamestop in the middle of the night to get the latest release because you have to get up early to make it to your job at the slaughterhouse to support him.
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Eric needs those midnight gamestop runs for his schedule. If he's even a minute late for his important 1.30pm "Spend Rickie's Money Online" appointment he'll have no choice but to whine to Rickie for six hours about it without varying the pitch of his voice by more than 10Hz. It would be even worse than the time his doctor performed emergency surgery and had to cancel their appointment to refill his manifestly ineffectual testosterone supplements.
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I wonder if Eric is a bottom? When you have your gall bladder removed, if you eat fatty foods (and sometimes even with foods that aren't fatty, for some people) you will get urgent diarrhea. Just saying.
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I forget if it was a video or a younow but Eric claims he's a top.
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The only thing Eric could top would be a list of contenders for "Most Boring Faggot in Kentucky"
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Topping requires work and a boner, neither things Eric wants anything to do with.
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I truly hope one day that Ricky finds someone that appreciates him for who he is, and that he gets away from this black hole of arrested development.
The only reason Eric would claim he's a top is because he's too lazy to put in the effort to bottom.
In what universe is this fisting bottom a top? We all know she's got the hungriest hole in all of Kentucky!
The only reason Eric would claim he's a top is because he's too lazy to put in the effort to bottom.
In what universe is this fisting bottom a top? We all know she's got the hungriest hole in all of Kentucky!
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And he ain't takin you out for Mexican either... (according to his PSA)
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I truly hope one day that Ricky finds someone that appreciates him for who he is, and that he gets away from this black hole of arrested development.
The only reason Eric would claim he's a top is because he's too lazy to put in the effort to bottom.
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In what universe is this fisting bottom a top? We all know she's got the hungriest hole in all of Kentucky!
Someone once told Eric 'femme in the streets, butch in the sheets'.
Eric correctly identified he was femme in the streets.
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Fucking candle hoard all prepared for AL's festering corpse rot stench.
That fucking hair what in the hell is this shit, he looks like he has woolie willys pubes on his face.
We get to see Eric's manbaby cave.
Boring pokemon shit.
Eric's throat is parched from all the nothing he said.
Um, um "we were supposed to go to the movies tonight"
Looks like a Harry Potter film I am sure AL would not be attending.
All the while fucking Rickie is doing yard work.
Eric is so excited about his game.
Decoration sperging.
"Did they really put an elf on top of my Mom.. weird"
You can tell Eric is not keen on the layout.
Eric fucking with his hair and speaking about nonsense.
AL went to A DIFFERENT MOVIE BY HERSELF LMAOOOO and now they are waiting outside in the cold for her fat ass to be done with her movie and then WENT OUT TO EAT.
I dont know if the woman with them was Becky's mother or sister or who knows but thats not a good look to have them waiting on you like this the fuck.
Rickie looks very mod like with his new hairdo.
I think it's really shitty they decorated without Eric and Rickie.
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There's no way that little queen is a top. There's no goddamn way.
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So, at the risk of getting many a dumb/autist rating, I binge-watched 10 videos of Eric's. He seems obviously out and that's fine I don't have any problem with people who chose what kind of sex they like. He seems a bit obsessive/bitchy/whiny but most queens are. He's definitely the (gulp) "trophy" husband in this relationship. Ricky likes the way he looks and Eric is fucking useless at housework/yardwork but you can't help what you love.
Ricky seems like a genuinely good fucking dude, dude. He is committed to his man and seems to be a stand-up guy. I could be friends with him like at work or maybe a superbowl party or something.
Now, having spewed all of this bullshit, I do it to cue up to the part of the timeline where I honestly think that Amber realizes she 1. has no power in that house 2 is not welcome 3 the boys are probably getting a little passive aggressive about some shit.
Becky gets on with those dudes fine, Amber is the drain/burden. I think this is why it seems like she's fishing for her next victim.
Ricky seems like a genuinely good fucking dude, dude. He is committed to his man and seems to be a stand-up guy. I could be friends with him like at work or maybe a superbowl party or something.
Now, having spewed all of this bullshit, I do it to cue up to the part of the timeline where I honestly think that Amber realizes she 1. has no power in that house 2 is not welcome 3 the boys are probably getting a little passive aggressive about some shit.
Becky gets on with those dudes fine, Amber is the drain/burden. I think this is why it seems like she's fishing for her next victim.
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You're not wrong but keep in mind, she pays a majority of the household expenses. She pays at least 66% of the rent/utilities. Since Becky quit working shortly after Amberlynn moved in, the guys are in a position where they really need fat AL.
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Serial killers with fresh corpses airing out keep less air-freshener on hand than the fag palace has. There's literal piles of air-freshener at hand in every room in that house, ready to go at a moments notice.
I like the white trash decorations on top of the kitchen cabinets where they are jam packed with empty assorted alcohol bottles. Nothing screams class quite like putting your recycling on a shelf to display the artistry of a printed paper label.
I like the white trash decorations on top of the kitchen cabinets where they are jam packed with empty assorted alcohol bottles. Nothing screams class quite like putting your recycling on a shelf to display the artistry of a printed paper label.
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I don't know about "need" so much as they made the choice to go down this road because only one person chooses to work. Eric and Becky could both just go get jobs again if they wanted. It's your basic fucked up priorities.
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Ricky needs to regrow his beard. He looks like Uncle Fester with a cheap toupee.
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He should shave the desiccated sheep corpse off of Eric's head and glue it to his face.
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That thumbnail, OY VEY. He looks like a rabbi about to perform ritual kosher slaughter of a hog