Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

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I guess it's just another example of AL's shitty personality but she "forgave" (rates self optimistic) Rafe awful quick after all the stuff she said about AL.

Guess free rides and souls to leech really mean a lot to our Ham Planet.
 

This is such a trainwreck. The entire video has a watermark from some editing app blocking 1/4 of the screen. The art seems like a great way to invite bugs into your home. There's some word effect template misplaced and still with the generic place-holder text in the middle of the video, and when she actually enters her own text, it's blocked by the watermark from the editing app.

For her first attempt I think her editing is pretty good, better than AL's for sure. And the content is fine, if you're into that sort of thing. Aside from the watermark, my biggest gripe would be that the whole thing is filmed in portrait. People who film in portrait should be put into camps.
 
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7:20 his body spray collection is worse than Amberlynn's. I wonder if he took some of her old sprays...

Bless all of you who could make your way through that whole mess. Girl needs to unlearn Amber's habit of apologizing in the beginning of a video. You're busy, we get it. I'm sure no one really was waiting around anxiously for your next upload.

I do have to say that if Arlington was my middle name, I wouldn't just think there might be a cemetery with the same name, I would have found that shit out a long time ago. I mean, it's not like it's a huge deal or anything. Just a national one where some notable people are buried and also many members of the military throughout US history. Does he know there's also an Arlington in Texas?
 
Just wanted to mention *somewhere* in the Amberlynn thread there's a great infographic regarding AL and how these people relate to her.


Might be good to add to the OP for people who are confused?
I think it needs to be updated again, plus a side tally of abandoned animals. (With how long she's had each in weeks/months)
 
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7:20 his body spray collection is worse than Amberlynn's. I wonder if he took some of her old sprays...

Utterly unsurprising that someone in the orbit of Amberlynn Reid would buy their dog from a puppy mill breeder in a Walmart parking lot. Disgusting.

What countries have you visited? I haven't left the United States.
What did you study in college? I didn't go to school.
What sports do you participate in? I don't play sports.
Who's your favorite Youtuber? I don't have one.
What would you say is your fashion style? I don't know, whatever looks good.

Why even bother having a Q&A when you're so thoroughly uninteresting?
 
Utterly unsurprising that someone in the orbit of Amberlynn Reid would buy their dog from a puppy mill breeder in a Walmart parking lot. Disgusting.

What countries have you visited? I haven't left the United States.
What did you study in college? I didn't go to school.
What sports do you participate in? I don't play sports.
Who's your favorite Youtuber? I don't have one.
What would you say is your fashion style? I don't know, whatever looks good.

Why even bother having a Q&A when you're so thoroughly uninteresting?
Kudos to you my friend for sitting through that entire mess. I am curious about one thing - did he say he had a job of any sort?
 
Kudos to you my friend for sitting through that entire mess. I am curious about one thing - did he say he had a job of any sort?

No, he does talk about how he wishes he'd have gone to college to study massage therapy because it's his dream job. Which is kinda sad, because massage therapy is not exactly some lofty and unattainable goal like becoming an astronaut cowboy millionaire. He must either be in some entry level job, or is unemployed.
 
@a dinosaur is the genius who made that infographic. Probably needs to be updated again eventually.

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Updated... for now. I'm sure some drama will throw her constellation of enabling ass patters out of whack soon enough. MIA: Sharla, Mary, Nena and Krystle.
 
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Updated... for now. I'm sure some drama will throw her constellation of enabling ass patters out of whack soon enough. MIA: Sharla, Mary, Nena and Krystle.

I don't want to make it even more complicated, but you could also add the thumbs down between Amber and Dana, the broken heart between Becky and Rafe, and a broken heart between Becky and Hannah.
 
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