Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Now I know where that bizarre statement of Amber's came from (woe is me I can't play mini golf). I bet money she never thought (or knew) it existed until then. Time stamped because no one should be exposed to Eric's videos for more time than absolutely necessary:

Edited to add: Eric's laughter after Amber tries it is hilarious. Especially if you speed up the video, which I did.
 
Isn't this his 3rd "Pride" video so far? And so far, absolutely nothing related to Pride. No march or bar or club or coffee meetup with a cultural group or any other thing except the same shit they normally do, just with different stores and restaurants cause they're in the Big City now (at least, what is the big city to bumfuck hicks like them)
 
Now I know where that bizarre statement of Amber's came from (woe is me I can't play mini golf). I bet money she never thought (or knew) it existed until then. Time stamped because no one should be exposed to Eric's videos for more time than absolutely necessary:

Edited to add: Eric's laughter after Amber tries it is hilarious. Especially if you speed up the video, which I did.
I can never get over how big she looks in his videos (and in general). (:_(
 
Isn't this his 3rd "Pride" video so far? And so far, absolutely nothing related to Pride. No march or bar or club or coffee meetup with a cultural group or any other thing except the same shit they normally do, just with different stores and restaurants cause they're in the Big City now (at least, what is the big city to bumfuck hicks like them)

That's what boggles my mind. They went all that way, got a hotel room, and never actually went to a Pride event. My guess is Eric just titled his videos that to try to bring in more of the LGBT crowd.
 
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Those aren't flesh-colored bedsheets, she just took off her pants.
 
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Our gorl had to sit down and rest from playing mini golf... This moment further shows just how insecure she is when the camera turns to her. The glare she gives to Ricky and snapping at him asking "What are YOU doing?" shows how controlling she must be. Her nervous laughter after explaining "she's just chilling" was hilarious. Sure, gorl.
 
She's such a bitch in Eric's latest video. I'm so glad he released it for everyone to see


ETA: the backpack on her will never not look hilarious

How does she take it off?! I would pay to see her struggle flapping her short arms until one strap loosens a tiny bit to take it down her arm.

The real loser here is that mini backpack... Please Amber, keep doing you kween!!! YAS!
 
The tiny backpack is by far my favorite thing the Amber does. Just.... goddamn, the straps pulled to their limit to get around her arms, the tiny thing clinging to her expansive back like a baby to a mother gorilla, the mental image I get of her trying to shimmy it on. I laugh with tears at the tiny backpack. Please wear it forever like your bra, Amber. It's the only thing about you that brings me joy.
 
Now I know where that bizarre statement of Amber's came from (woe is me I can't play mini golf). I bet money she never thought (or knew) it existed until then. Time stamped because no one should be exposed to Eric's videos for more time than absolutely necessary:

Edited to add: Eric's laughter after Amber tries it is hilarious. Especially if you speed up the video, which I did.
Serious question, and I know I'm late and :autism:, but do you guys think that Eric's ever seen someone hold a putter, let alone use one? Another pet peeve, being from a more southern part of the US are the phrases "I got me a (insert item purchased)" and "He got him a (insert item purchased)".
 
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