Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Eric’s content is weird because he tries to do the normal “look at my life, I’m a vlogger” thing, but the videos don’t really make sense outside the context of Amberlynn. Like, without Amberlynn, who the hell is Eric? Why should anyone care about watching him make dinner or go to the store? It always weirds me out when he talks to the “audience” like he’s a popular youtuber, when basically his whole “fanbase” is people trying to catch a glimpse of AL being fat or doing something stupid. At least he’s trying, I guess, even if his efforts are a little misguided. It’s more than we’re getting from AL at the moment.

I do like Rickie, though. He says some funny stuff sometimes, bless him.
Rickie is the only person in that house who people would actually want to watch. Eric is an insufferable lisping monotone muppet and his videos are only good for candid shots of Queen Beetus-trix of the Netherlands. His vids have the current virtue of not being from A MONTH AGO but Amber being a hambeast slouching towards her piano crate coffin hasn't changed between June and Julah.

P.S. When ALR moves out, Eric's YouTube income is go-een to drop sharply gorl
 
In Eric's latest video AL screeches about how she wants her brothers dog Pixie to get married to Twinkie because lesbian dogs y'all. Rickey says they're related and how that would be incest and AL practically shits herself with excitement as she says "lesbian incest!" all while looking like an obese troll doll
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In Eric's latest video AL screeches about how she wants her brothers dog Pixie to get married to Twinkie because lesbian dogs y'all. Rickey says they're related and how that would be incest and AL practically shits herself with excitement as she says "lesbian incest!" all while looking like an obese troll doll
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Look how unhinged she is.
 
Rickie is the only person in that house who people would actually want to watch. Eric is an insufferable lisping monotone muppet and his videos are only good for candid shots of Queen Beetus-trix of the Netherlands. His vids have the current virtue of not being from A MONTH AGO but Amber being a hambeast slouching towards her piano crate coffin hasn't changed between June and Julah.

P.S. When ALR moves out, Eric's YouTube income is go-een to drop sharply gorl
Who would want to watch volgs of mumbling unemployed gay in the middle of bumfuck Kentucky? I think 90% of his audience is from amber and they both realise that
 
Who would want to watch volgs of mumbling unemployed gay in the middle of bumfuck Kentucky? I think 90% of his audience is from amber and they both realise that
I imagine Amber's vlogs would be almost identical to Eric's if she were a normal weight. They would be just as boring. No one wants to watch someone go to Walmart multiple times a week and do the same shit in every video. People only watch him to see candid shots of Amber, anyway. If she moves out his channel is done for good. He would probably be a bit more successful trying to like do gaming or streams or something, but even then he's so hard to watch for longer than 2 minutes because of his tone. So boring.
 
I imagine Amber's vlogs would be almost identical to Eric's if she were a normal weight. They would be just as boring. No one wants to watch someone go to Walmart multiple times a week and do the same shit in every video. People only watch him to see candid shots of Amber, anyway. If she moves out his channel is done for good. He would probably be a bit more successful trying to like do gaming or streams or something, but even then he's so hard to watch for longer than 2 minutes because of his tone. So boring.
I'd honestly watch Ricky if he does vlogging. It's almost endearing watching that chicken satan redneck
 
In Eric's latest video AL screeches about how she wants her brothers dog Pixie to get married to Twinkie because lesbian dogs y'all. Rickey says they're related and how that would be incest and AL practically shits herself with excitement as she says "lesbian incest!" all while looking like an obese troll doll
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It always looks like those are the only 2 teeth she has.
 
Rickie actually made me laugh with, "Lesbian incest? Guess it's better than lesbian bed death.", then claiming he could never have an incestuous lesbian affair but only because all his relatives are gross.

I could handle Eric if we got more Rickie. He's the MVP.
crosspost from another thread, but I suspect Becky told Rickie she and AL never have sex and Rickie made a cruel joke revealing to AL that he knew about it. It would explain her defensive behaviour (shrieking laughter, immediate deflection via "incest", deranged face).

Could be wrong but I don't think anyone here believes that AL and Rickie like each other.
 
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