Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

I am not watching that shit because too much of Eric's voice puts me into a homicidal trance, but why is he making a massive beany, cheesy cassrole when the whole house just had a last hurrah at a Mexican restaurant?

Because cauliflower is healthy, okay? As much as Eric said they aren't doing keto, that meal is only really on plan for those on keto thanks to all that fucking cheese.
 
My fave picture of Ricky
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Eric says he got it thinned, the dead ends cut, and the back trimmed (looks like with clippers to me). I have to assume Rickie is into him having it long-ish on top, 'cause I can't see any other good explanation for looking like that.

Rickie mentioned in the same vlog that he used to have hair about six inches below his shoulders...I really want to see a picture of that.
 
Dumb gays with no self-awareness are really into the "shaved sides, floppy shit on top" look. Every time he straightens it, it gets drier and more damaged, and looks more like a brillo pad. If Eric ever wanted to look good :optimistic: he should shave it all, then let it grow in and MOISTURISE IT. Then he could just rely on his "personality" to put people off. Rickie is more attractive because he doesn't do stupid shit to his hair and also goes to work i.e. behaves like a man.
 
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It's to hide his weak jawline and double chin.
Eric must be pretty short for a guy, because he said he weighed 167 two months ago, yet still looks pretty flabby. And he and Rickie seem to be at the gym a lot but I'm not sure how much it's helping, at least in terms of getting more muscular. I also didn't realize until watching one of Amberlynn's videos where there's a full body shot of Rickie that he's a little chunky too--I think he just got luckier in terms of fat distribution facially than Eric.
 
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Eric must be pretty short for a guy, because he said he weighed 167 two months ago, yet still looks pretty flabby. And he and Rickie seem to be at the gym a lot but I'm not sure how much it's helping. I also didn't realize until watching one of Amberlynn's videos where there's a full body shot of Rickie that he's a little chunky too--I think he just got luckier in terms of fat distribution facially than Eric.
Rickie has a stronger jaw which does a lot for hiding weight (AL has one too, but now she's eaten past even that). Eric has low testosterone (apparently this required a medical diagnosis*yawn*) which would make him worse at burning fat into muscle. Eric also does fuck-nothing all day every day which isn't ideal for slimness.
 
Living with Amberlynn can't be great for your weight either.

Mostly not related, but after watching a bunch more videos, I realized that any time someone is talking or videoing someone and then suddenly turns the camera to Rickie, he makes this terrifying redneck grin. He just seems especially...toothy.

Also, am I the only one who feels a little jarred whenever Rickie says anything really gay? Like I was watching Eric's coming out story video and Rickie (talking about himself) says he has 'butch queen realness' and it sounded really weird coming out of his mouth. And he seems to think of himself as being effeminate, which I don't see, but it could be a cultural difference since I'm not from redneckland.
 
Living with Amberlynn can't be great for your weight either.

Mostly not related, but after watching a bunch more videos, I realized that any time someone is talking or videoing someone and then suddenly turns the camera to Rickie, he makes this terrifying redneck grin. He just seems especially...toothy.

Also, am I the only one who feels a little jarred whenever Rickie says anything really gay? Like I was watching Eric's coming out story video and Rickie (talking about himself) says he has 'butch queen realness' and it sounded really weird coming out of his mouth. And he seems to think of himself as being effeminate, which I don't see, but it could be a cultural difference since I'm not from redneckland.
It's just Eric poisoning his mind. I don't think anybody would consider Rickie effeminate. Men from the country like to act goofy (i.e. Rickie's serial killer grin) so maybe he's just being silly.
 
Eric must be pretty short for a guy, because he said he weighed 167 two months ago, yet still looks pretty flabby. And he and Rickie seem to be at the gym a lot but I'm not sure how much it's helping, at least in terms of getting more muscular. I also didn't realize until watching one of Amberlynn's videos where there's a full body shot of Rickie that he's a little chunky too--I think he just got luckier in terms of fat distribution facially than Eric.
Rickie works out, Eric sucks off the guys in the locker room. :story:
 
Eric must be pretty short for a guy, because he said he weighed 167 two months ago, yet still looks pretty flabby. And he and Rickie seem to be at the gym a lot but I'm not sure how much it's helping, at least in terms of getting more muscular. I also didn't realize until watching one of Amberlynn's videos where there's a full body shot of Rickie that he's a little chunky too--I think he just got luckier in terms of fat distribution facially than Eric.

He doesn't appear that much taller, really, than Amber. Maybe 5'7" or at the most, 5'8"?
 
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