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[nostalgiaisadrug]

Eric uploaded another shitty vlog..yay

NEW YEAR,NEW PROBLEMS(1/4/19)
Quality Content Recap
• Their precious dog Trixe was hit in the head by a peanut butter jar.
• They take her to the vet
• Their dog has a concussion
• Another moment of anxiety for Eric
• Shows us all their shitty catering food they ordered with their boxed caked from the last vlog
• A bunch of filler of footage of dogs beacuse he doesn’t have stuff to film
•They tell us a story time about going to K-Mart
• They bring his nephew some toy that Eric acts special for , beacuse it was some sort of deal(looks like it was on clearance though)
•Trixe is doing better after her little concussion Eric was so worried about
• No Amberlynn

• And this a old video , that he waited until today to upload causes he’s lazy.

 

[Xenomorph]

Eric uploaded another shitty vlog..yay

NEW YEAR,NEW PROBLEMS(1/4/19)
Quality Content Recap
• Their precious dog Trixe was hit in the head by a peanut butter jar.
• They take her to the vet
• Their dog has a concussion
• Another moment of anxiety for Eric
• Shows us all their shitty catering food they ordered with their boxed caked from the last vlog
• A bunch of filler of footage of dogs beacuse he doesn’t have stuff to film
•They tell us a story time about going to K-Mart
• They bring his nephew some toy that Eric acts special for , beacuse it was some sort of deal(looks like it was on clearance though)
•Trixe is doing better after her little concussion Eric was so worried about
• No Amberlynn

• And this a old video , that he waited until today to upload causes he’s lazy.

I like how he refers to his BIL as "he", not realizing how rude that is.

 

[King of the Haydurites]

They're each trying to say in their own way that something is going down. It's hard for all of them to be home, at the same time, with the 'cable channel' camera crews running wires and cams everywhere. I mean, really, which network wants a mumbling flamboyant Alpaca to be on a segment!

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

"They just told me to keep an eye on her for the next couple of days... they told me to keep an eye on her... but they told me to keep an eye on her for the next couple of days. "

Eric here honing his oratory skillz using the rule of three. I freely confess the variation between the elements of the triad above are so subtle, so nuanced, that to the untrained ear it sounds less like a deliberate rhetorical device, and more like repeating the exact same shit three times in a row.

 

[Malibougie]

"They just told me to keep an eye on her for the next couple of days... they told me to keep an eye on her... but they told me to keep an eye on her for the next couple of days. "

Eric here honing his oratory skillz using the rule of three. I freely confess the variation between the elements of the triad above are so subtle, so nuanced, that to the untrained ear it sounds less like a deliberate rhetorical device, and more like repeating the exact same shit three times in a row.

He sounds like he was the one who had the concussion or some sort of head trauma.

 

[Masta]

Don’t bother watching it’s just boring sister, son play.
The one thing that had me, lol, 10:30, he arrived home and said, “we are getting ready for work (pause) week.”
Yes, like what is he going to do, get ready for the video games and instant cooking for tomorrow?

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Don’t bother watching it’s just boring sister, son play.
The one thing that had me, lol, 10:30, he arrived home and said, “we are getting ready for work (pause) week.”
Yes, like what is he going to do, get ready for the video games and instant cooking for tomorrow?

How is he going to eat during the day? Just go hungry until Rickie comes home from a day of work to cook dinner for him?

 

[supremeautismo]

How is he going to eat during the day? Just go hungry until Rickie comes home from a day of work to cook dinner for him?

I’m sure Becky and Hamber’s food expeditions bring greasy fruits to him too (if he can get any food out of their mitts.)

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Is Eric permanently anchored at his sister's house now? I wonder how long until his welcome is void.

 

[Strine]

Is Eric permanently anchored at his sister's house now? I wonder how long until his welcome is void.

He's probably trying to avoid going home because the house is full of piglet screams and the smell of thrush. It remains to be seen how long his brother-in-law will tolerate a prissy fat bitch mincing around his house.

 

[FlutterBy]

I’m sure Becky and Hamber’s food expeditions bring greasy fruits to him too (if he can get any food out of their mitts.)

I highly doubt that. Anything bought is for big gay Al only. Becky gets some but anything she leaves as leftovers, she either gets screeched at “Baaaaaayyyybe, finish your food I BOUGHT you!” Or it gets vacuumed up by our own dainty garbage disposal herself.

 

[marjoram]

Mumbles vids would be 4 minutes long if he didn't repeat himself a gajillion times.

Wonder if his sister is cool with him blasting her health concerns all over the place. And, jeez...imagine that your only source of comfort and support during a stressful time was Mumbles.....he's like a damn gay chicken with it's head cut off at the best of times.....

 

[Masta]

Mumbles vids would be 4 minutes long if he didn't repeat himself a gajillion times.

Wonder if his sister is cool with him blasting her health concerns all over the place. And, jeez...imagine that your only source of comfort and support during a stressful time was Mumbles.....he's like a damn gay chicken with it's head cut off at the best of times.....

I’m sure she’s fine with her business out there, she was the one molested by her uncle, remember.

Al’s sleeping schedule is fixed, which means she is up during the day. Eric probably can’t stand big Al too long.

 

[FlutterBy]

he's like a damn gay chicken with it's head cut off at the best of times.....

Rickie gets it at home AND work then, gross.

 

[blurstoftimes]

This comment on Eric's latest vlog perfectly encapsulates what I imagine is the IQ level possessed by anyone who watches his videos in earnest

 

[Xenomorph]

So why is Brillofruit still bothering his sister?

 

[Strine]

So why is Brillofruit still bothering his sister?

He's probably loitering for more opportunities to flex on her toddler by flaunting his superior knowledge of children's cartoons. Also, Eric is subhuman sponge who does nothing all day, and his sister's house is probably more interesting and less awful than the Fagshack with Beluga Carlise emitting airhorn sounds for her tri-hourly feeding time.

 

[Twinkie]

Maybe he's trying to get money out of her.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

"My grandpa would be so ashamed of me. Because I can't do it worth a crap!"

You can't do a lot of things worth a crap. Don't beat yourself up too much...

 

[Ozul]

Shrek being sassy