Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[DarkSydePundit]

Becky has had other girlfriends living there who were also unpleasant but they didn't pay as much rent.

You really know too much don‘t you?

Quite suspicious, actually.

Are you Becky?

 

[Bookish]

(She lost a ton of weight after CPS got involved.)

I remember her. She used to be on Maury a lot. She was such a bubbly, sweet kid, too..a lot of personality. Her mom clearly had some Munchhausen by proxy stuff going on and seemed to love the attention (even though it was negative) of her daughter being that big. There was another who thought it was cute, the baby was less than a year old and eating ribs and other adult foods. The mom didn't take it seriously, until the baby stopped breathing one day. Jessica had to almost die before someone stepped in and this boy had to almost die before his mother stopped thinking it was funny. She loved the attention she got from him eating like that..the baby would be in a high chair with wings and ribs in front of him. Disgusting.


Becky...wow, she's visibly larger than she was a month ago. That's Chantal/Amber-level weight gain. How is her family not concerned (or maybe they are?)?

 

[Xenomorph]

ew that chest hair is he fucking Turkish?

 

[Emotional Prolapse]

I'm calling it now - Becky will be the first one to develop some serious medical complication because of her size and likely end up in the hospital for a few days, thus unable to babysit Amber. Amber will drive Eric and Rickie nuts, begging them for binge food left and right. They'll spend a few weeks with Eric's sister, leaving Amber all alone, with no one to help her except delivery drivers. And they won't wash your hair for you, Amber.

Amber will use this time to herself to vlog about how much Becky's illness inconveniences Amber. Her hair-grease and ass-stench will become more evident with each passing day as she continuously lies to the camera about how she's totally clean and smells good and totes doesn't even NEED help in the shower y'all, for realz!!

Rinse and repeat. Wait, no, just repeat. If she could rinse we wouldn't be here.

 

[Strine]

You really know too much don‘t you?

Quite suspicious, actually.

Are you Becky?

They couldn't be Becky. They spelt everything correctly and didn't mention having a dead nephew.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

ok so i know this has been beaten to death but WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS GENES!!!

Maybe he's Melungeon of something like it.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

She looks like an obese toddler with a sippy cup.

FFS, Necky. Get your shit together.

Does she get dressed in the dark?

Omg. Becky, if you're reading this: please, I'm not saying you can't wear bright colours or fun patterns, but outfits work better if you limit it. So wear the shirt but with a simple pair of jeans. Or wear the colourful leggings but with a black tee shirt. Then you can still wear your favourite things, but not clashing all at once.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Does she get dressed in the dark?

Omg. Becky, if you're reading this: please, I'm not saying you can't wear bright colours or fun patterns, but outfits work better if you limit it. So wear the shirt but with a simple pair of jeans. Or wear the colourful leggings but with a black tee shirt. Then you can still wear your favourite things, but not clashing all at once.

It's a weird thing that some lesbians have and I want to be very careful to point out that it's SOME lesbians. There's this predilection toward tie-dye and loud colors none of which match. I don't know if it's a statement so much as a I don't give a shit attitude, but it's not cute. On the other hand there are lesbians who dress like sane people whether or not they choose to go a bit butch. Their wardrobe is well thought out and well put together like you'd expect from anyone who gave half a shit about themselves. I think we've found the root of our Becky wardrobe problem.

 

[Strine]

Amber likes Becky to dress like a rètarded teenage boy because it makes her feel more dainty and femme. Kind of disturbing until you remember Amber doesn't love or even like Becky and they're together out of convenience.

 

[Red Shirt Number 74]

Amber likes Becky to dress like a rètarded teenage boy because it makes her feel more dainty and femme. Kind of disturbing until you remember Amber doesn't love or even like Becky and they're together out of convenience.

yes wearing the biggest plus-size dress available as a shirt is dainty in her eyes

 

[ADHD]

Amber likes Becky to dress like a rètarded teenage boy because it makes her feel more dainty and femme. Kind of disturbing until you remember Amber doesn't love or even like Becky and they're together out of convenience.

I was under the impression that Amber just pays for clothes Becky wants. If Becky doesn't want to dress like she got dressed in the dark, she should start wearing Amber's smaller Torrid clothes until Amber buys her clothes that match. Amber doesn't want Becky to dress feminine, so she'd probably cave on the first day.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

In his "healthy" haul, Eric shows us some very low-calorie dryer sheets.

His life is captivating.

 

[Long time lurker]

On the other hand there are lesbians who dress like sane people

There isn't a dress code for lesbians. For the most part humans dress how they like and what they think looks good on them (unless they need to wear uniforms).

Becky doesn't dress that way because she's a lesbian, she dresses that way because after getting together with Amber she was allowed to behave like an emo tween with no responsibilities and no fucks to give.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

I'm loving that their healthy food haul is 50% processed bullshit. Ritz chips and rainbow Sherbet. The rainbow Sherbet has as much sugar ounce per ounce as a Coke.

Have they never heard of fruit?

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

There isn't a dress code for lesbians. For the most part humans dress how they like and what they think looks good on them (unless they need to wear uniforms).

Actually, some lesbians do follow a particular aesthetic and not because they think it looks good on them but specifically as a political gesture.

I once knew a lesbian who did all her clothes shopping at army disposal outlets when she was in her twenties and thirties. Not because fake army fatigues look good on women (they don't), but because she thought she should look "butch".

 

[Xenomorph]

48 mins of new dusty vlogs

 

[e-gf]

Becky doesn't dress that way because she's a lesbian, she dresses that way because after getting together with Amber she was allowed to behave like an emo tween with no responsibilities and no fucks to give.

I think this is more accurate. Becky is a severely depressed, practically home-ridden mess that has to live with Amberlynn. She doesn't put any effort into her appearance because she doesn't have to. Wearing pajamas and graphic tees is comfortable for her. She has nowhere to be and no one to impress except her behemoth gf who doesn't love her no matter what she wears.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

48 mins of new dusty vlogs

That was a dull endurance test, but damn, she seems so much more mature and significantly less speddy since she jettisoned Amber. She also seems to be very happy and in love with Dana.

That's gotta burn Amber's ass like fire.

 

[a dinosaur]

So, confirmed. None of Destiny's dogs were fixed. Their Chihuahua was dumped off at Destiny's mom's house to breed. Then, the Pit Bull they gave away when they moved later had oops puppies sired by their Australian Shepherd.

Trayyysh.

 

[Masta]

48 mins of new dusty vlogs

It’s like every side character who tries to vlog, is an ass at vloging. It doesn’t take much to be better at vloging than Amber, but the side cast always proves me wrong.
Dustin’s problem is she stays rambling in the same spot for too long.