Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

I watched Mumbles newest vlog and it was boring as all the others. All he does is eyefuck himself and rattles on about mundane shit.
His hair, his face, cheese.
He spent most of the vid mumbling and lisping about fucking cheese.
Bunch of idiots.
Mumbles- put a shot of Amber log legs or Benzo puttering around. That'll get your ratings up.
 
I watched Mumbles newest vlog and it was boring as all the others. All he does is eyefuck himself and rattles on about mundane shit.
His hair, his face, cheese.
He spent most of the vid mumbling and lisping about fucking cheese.
Bunch of idiots.
Mumbles- put a shot of Amber log legs or Benzo puttering around. That'll get your ratings up.
He'll quit Vlogmas too, I'm sure of it, the way he's just a skinny queen version of her now, crappy bun and all (though his is dried up ramen rather than poop)
 
Eric's Vlogmas 24 is tedious as fuck and watching him make a cake was giving me anxiety.
At about 6:20 he was explaining his feelings of being overwhelmed, and I think he referenced Chris Fleming's COMPANY IS COMING video which is way better than Eric's, so I shall link it instead.
 
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Eric's Vlogmas 24 is tedious as fuck and watching him make a cake was giving me anxiety.
At about 6:20 he was explaining his feelings of being overwhelmed, and I think he referenced Chris Fleming's COMPANY IS COMING video which is way better than Eric's, so I shall link it instead.
Friend, not to the that person, but it takes all of five seconds to learn how to inbed the videos.
 
It's true that getting SSI or SSDI for just "anxiety" would be really difficult but Eric claimed to be diagnosed with bipolar disorder earlier this year. He could (in theory) also get it for PTSD (he does claim to have been raped or whatever)...

Also, either of them could've been on SSI since they were minors, which is often how it goes. You can get an SSI check if your child has an ADHD diagnosis for fuck's sake much less autism and actual serious problems. It wouldn't be difficult for them to continue getting it into adulthood, either. I'm not saying that I think that's what happened, just that it's not difficult especially in poor places where people know how to take advantage of the system. Generational welfare is a thing.
Welfare is one thing where you can game the system to make a few bucks... you won't with SSI today. It's a long process and hard to get, and they are remarkably on the ball with everything. If there's a change to be made, they're sure to let me know immediately.

I laugh when these deathfats say they'll go on SSI as a fallback plan... haha, good luck when that happens.
 
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Mumbles is getting quite a bit of hate comments. 😂
 
That "hate comment" is spot on though. Fat Amber does it too, as if it's beneath these losers to tidy up in front of a mirror instead of turning the camera on to do it. False modesty at it's finest.
Learning all he can from his idol. Eye fucking the camera constantly while adjusting his dumb looking glasses.
This bunch irks me and has me laughing as well.
Never seen a crew like this.
 
Does the state do any investigation of fraud? Amber vlogs all her interactions with Becky and it is for all to see on the net. I am not sure what are the penalties are but Amber and Becky do not seems to worry.
I don't know about disability but in terms of state aid like food stamps, their online interactions probably reflect the reality of their life. When someone gets food stamps they are considered to be their own household if they do not purchase, prepare and consume meals with other members of the household whether they're roommates, partners or parents (if the applicant is an adult). It's very obvious from amber's wommart grocery videos that she buys "her food" and becky gets her food. Whether or not Amber pays for becky's food, the distinction is pretty clear as Amber hardly ever mentions Becky's stuff in her food hauls, also they rarely, if ever, prepare and eat the same things. I don't think they are doing this on purpose, I think it's a reflection of amber's food greed: her food is her food (and other people's food is her food, but her food isn't for other people). But as evidence of becky purchasing, preparing and consuming food with her partner, it's clear she doesn't.
 
We've never seen Becky purchasing her food separately from Amber's. Master has her pile, and Slave has hers.
Slave has managed two acts of insurrection this year with getting her hair cut and demanding her own food related agency.

What's that got to do with food stamps? Why are food stamps being discussed in this context? Tell me now- do I need to preemptively search for the post where I debunk this food stamp certitude some people here will not abandon? Tell me now!
 
We've never seen Becky purchasing her food separately from Amber's. Master has her pile, and Slave has hers.
Slave has managed two acts of insurrection this year with getting her hair cut and demanding her own food related agency.

What's that got to do with food stamps? Why are food stamps being discussed in this context? Tell me now- do I need to preemptively search for the post where I debunk this food stamp certitude some people here will not abandon? Tell me now!
I was discussing food stamps in that context in reply to the person asking if the state investigates fraud. Since disability is mostly at the federal level, I was weighing in on what they could investigate for benefits at the state level, based on her videos, as the OC implied there was potential proof of fraud there.

I don't know if becky gets food stamps, and I really don't care. However, if she does get them, amber's videos don't reveal any sort of fraud since amber makes it pretty clear that she prepares and eats her food on her own. No sharing the salmon, etc. Amber also likes to speak about the food in the house in terms of specific ownership "this is my soup, that is becky's hot chocolate" Also, when they are shopping, even if it's because of ambers fatass inability to walk around the store, she has her cart, and becky has hers. She even refers to it as "this is what I'm getting, becky has what she's getting in her cart" we never see them actually check out, and based on what we know of their lives, we can infer that amber pays for both carts.

Even if amber filmed herself paying for both carts, they don't ask an applicant if someone they live with pays for their food, they ask if they share food. All becky would need to say is no, and if she needs to qualify that, she can say we have different dietary needs and eat at different times, but people are rarely asked to qualify their answer.

Again, not speculating whether becky gets food stamps, just discussing their activity for all to see on the net, potentially inviting penalties from a state investigator, as the OC states, in terms of food stamps, if that's a state benefit she's getting, I think the videos are pretty safe and would actually serve as evidence that they don't prepare and eat together and are thus separate households for the sake of food stamp regulations.

This was specifically about a state investigator, and that's pretty much the only state benefit I could think of, aside from medicaid. It's not like Becky is getting TANF or something.
 
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However, in terms of their activity for all to see on the net, potentially inviting penalties from a state investigator, as the OC states, in terms of food stamps, if that's the state benefit she's getting, I think the videos are pretty safe and would actually serve as evidence that they don't prepare and eat together and are thus separate households for the sake of food stamp regulations.

OR! OR! And I know this is a stretch- but Becky hates Amber's food. Becky doesn't like salmon. She doesn't like onions or boiled tube turkey. She's changed her diet for medical reasons, she eats much differently than Amber, and she's lost weight because of it.

It's much more likely Amber's legs are weeping the tears of Christ than it is likely Becky and Amber hatched a plot to fool The Department of Agriculture by vlogeen their different food choices.
 
OR! OR! And I know this is a stretch- but Becky hates Amber's food. Becky doesn't like salmon. She doesn't like onions or boiled tube turkey. She's changed her diet for medical reasons, she eats much differently than Amber, and she's lost weight because of it.

It's much more likely Amber's legs are weeping the tears of Christ than it is likely Becky and Amber hatched a plot to fool The Department of Agriculture by vlogeen their different food choices.
OR! OR! I never said they did, I never even implied they did. The OC asked about a state investigator since their shit is public on the web. The only state benefit I could think of is food stamps, and while neither claiming nor implying becky got food stamps, I explained why their shit being public on the web for all to see was no big deal, it only reinforced a claim that they didn't eat the same food.

If becky and amber don't share the same diet even out of preference, the answer to "do you prepare and eat meals together" is still no. And guess what the videos show? That they don't prepare or eat meals together. Not because they're trying to defraud anyone (we don't even know if becky gets food stamps) but because amber needs to exercise ownership of HER food. Everything she speaks about is "mine" not "ours" in terms of snacks, meals, whatever. And also because amber's food is nasty af and becky doesn't want it.

The OC expressed concern that their videos could show fraud, I don't think they do. I think they honestly reflect the reality that they don't prepare and eat together, regardless of who buys it.

I'm not saying that becky does have food stamps, but I wouldn't blame her if she did. Amber isn't the most generous person, and if Becky doesn't want to eat slop soup and sodium 3x a day, having some independence to buy what she wants makes sense. Obviously, it's shitty that she'd need food stamps because she doesn't earn money by choice, but whatever, I wasn't speculating about anything that needed your debunking "now! Now!" etc.

To reiterate, my comment was in reply to @Turd Fergusson' s comment, I wasn't introducing food stamp wank
Does the state do any investigation of fraud? Amber vlogs all her interactions with Becky and it is for all to see on the net. I am not sure what are the penalties are but Amber and Becky do not seems to worry.
 
I am so damn exhausted from the tedious repetitive food stamp et al speculation. BECKY'S ON FOOD STAMPS!!! BECKY IS DEFRAUDING THE GOVERNMENT FOR FOOD STAMPS!!! BECKY EATS BOWLS OF OPIATES FOR BREAKFAST THAT SHE PAID FOR WITH FOOD STAMPS!!!

Isn't there some other speculative crime against humanity Becky is committing that we can run into the ground? Come on. Pick something new. I'll start:

Becky looks pregnant, she's probably scamming WIC

Becky's lost weight because food stamps cut her of!!

Becky's selling Amber's underpants on Ebay to pay back the food stamps she defrauded the government out of

Your turn.
 
I am so damn exhausted from the tedious repetitive food stamp et al speculation. BECKY'S ON FOOD STAMPS!!! BECKY IS DEFRAUDING THE GOVERNMENT FOR FOOD STAMPS!!! BECKY EATS BOWLS OF OPIATES FOR BREAKFAST THAT SHE PAID FOR WITH FOOD STAMPS!!!

Isn't there some other speculative crime against humanity Becky is committing that we can run into the ground? Come on. Pick something new. I'll start:

Becky looks pregnant, she's probably scamming WIC

Becky's lost weight because food stamps cut her of!!

Becky's selling Amber's underpants on Ebay to pay back the food stamps she defrauded the government out of

Your turn.
Where is anyone speculating any of that in the past two pages? The discussion was about whether or not amber's videos were potentially revealing fraud that a state inspector could follow up on. If the question was about potential food assistance, the answer is no. They're not. Not whether or not becky is on any assistance, just the status of the videos.

It's really not worth getting your blood pressure up over. If I knew you were so sensitive about the general topic of food stamps, and it was going to cause you this much MOTI, I would have tried to come up with a different example of something within the state's purview, rather than the federal government's. However, what other example is there? TANF? There's no way she'd qualify for that. I suppose for you, the acceptable answer to the OC's comment would be "shut up, she's not getting any assistance" however, I decided to discuss what is and isn't acceptable to the state for the benefits available to people requiring assistance, without speculating whether or not she got assistance. I assumed the OC didn't know how food stamp regulations worked, as it related to what amber showed in her videos.

So nobody is speculating about her food stamp status, does anyone even care about her food stamp status?
 
Hey, you two, chill the fuck out. You're both discussing something a third party brought up, and possibilities/consequences thereof, not initial things either of you posited.

It's the holidays and Fat Amber hasn't posted anything interesting for a while. It's only natural for us to turn on each other. It's fun.
 
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