Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Moonpie]

Notice Mumbles has stopped any engaging with his audience in the comments- hell even the asskissing ones.
Someone was dumb enough to send him a movie back in December and she was wondering if he received it- since he didn't acknowledge it.
Hambeast is really going at it using 2 or 3 sock accounts to reply on his vid comments.
He was really rude and condescending to Rickie in this latest vid. Rickie should leave that fucking freakshow and find someone decent but he won't. It's his personality.

 

[Burger King]

Ricky always sounds like hes gargling cum.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Eric is such a cunt to his husband who is attempting to make him a blanket, it’s not hard to be grateful.
Ricky should go through and screenshot ALs journals, take a stockpile of body shots, leave Eric and make $$$ off his pillaging.

Also why can’t these speds figure out they can freeze the chicken to make it last longer

 

[Moonpie]

Eric is such a cunt to his husband who is attempting to make him a blanket, it’s not hard to be grateful.
Ricky should go through and screenshot ALs journals, take a stockpile of body shots, leave Eric and make $$$ off his pillaging.

I would LOVE to see Rickie up and leave that bunch.
Damn they wouldn't know what to do with themselves. The place would turn into one major pigsty and the three of them couldn't afford it.
He's the only one with some sense.
He acts goofy quite a bit but he's the best one in that shanty.

 

[HissingBastard]

I, for one, cannot wait for Ricky to get out of that house (with or without his slob of a husband) so he can finally go off on Amber. How bad does her food aggression get? Does she smell as bad as we think or worse? How in the fuck does she shower, if she does it at all?

 

[Strong Tomato]

I think I'm the only person who thinks Ricky is just as pathetic as the rest of them. His only redeeming quality is that he has a job.

 

[Damn Near]

I think I'm the only person who thinks Ricky is just as pathetic as the rest of them. His only redeeming quality is that he has a job.

He's just a stump-dumb white trash faggot that works at a chicken factory and lives off the largesse of a huge dying pig. And he looks like Frankenstein's sissy faggot son

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

I think I'm the only person who thinks Ricky is just as pathetic as the rest of them. His only redeeming quality is that he has a job.

You’re not alone. I’ve said in previous posts that he’s just as pathetic since he’s such a pushover and likes that sweet Amber coin as much as the rest of them. However, he didn’t deserve to be treated like that on camera by mumbles.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

Oof. Y’all really going to make me stan Ricky? He doesn’t use social media (that we know of - and if he does it’s so insignificant that nobody has found it) he never is in drama. He has a job. Is seemingly committed to his husband. Rumored that he is a fully recovered junkie. Not a fatass. Deals with anxiety, yet still gets shit done. I mean, all-in-all he’s a blue collar Kentucky bumpkin who just happens to be a queer. And Eric is the equivalent of an emotionally dismissive bitchy lazy ass housewife. If Amber hadn’t introduced them to YouTube they would more than likely just be a regular functionally poor redneck dumb fucks like most of rural America. I don’t really have any issues with Eric and Ricky. Amber probably just lays around like a slug all day. I’d let a slug lay in my spare bedroom if it payed the rent for the house lol.

 

[Damn Near]

Oof. Y’all really going to make me stan Ricky? He doesn’t use social media (that we know of - and if he does it’s so insignificant that nobody has found it) he never is in drama. He has a job. Is seemingly committed to his husband. Rumored that he is a fully recovered junkie. Not a fatass. Deals with anxiety, yet still gets shit done. I mean, all-in-all he’s a blue collar Kentucky bumpkin who just happens to be a queer. And Eric is the equivalent of an emotionally dismissive bitchy lazy ass housewife. If Amber hadn’t introduced them to YouTube they would more than likely just be a regular functionally poor redneck dumb fucks like most of rural America. I don’t really have any issues with Eric and Ricky. Amber probably just lays around like a slug all day. I’d let a slug lay in my spare bedroom if it payed the rent for the house lol.

he's an employed faggot that has his bills paid by an enormous dying human-slug hybrid. He is not a hero

 

[HalfnHalfUdderCalf]

he's an employed faggot that has his bills paid by an enormous dying human-slug hybrid. He is not a hero

I think the point is he’s employed. Who cares if she’s paying all the bills. He’s gets up every day to choke chickens when he could stay home and color.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

he's an employed faggot that has his bills paid by an enormous dying human-slug hybrid. He is not a hero

Nobody said he was, dude. But he's certainly the best of the quartet inhabiting that house. In that confined world, he's at least the most productive. Granted, it may not seem like much, but in Bumfuck, KY, it's enough to elevate him to the top of the list there.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Look, I don't have an issue with Eric or a Ricky in general. I get a little mad on the internet when people act like Ricky is some Saint and Eric is a garbage mooch that doesn't deserve Ricky. They're just average people and Ricky is no better than the rest of them. If Ricky wants to support his spouse and let him stay home who gives a fuck, lots of men do that for their wives and kids.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Look, I don't have an issue with Eric or a Ricky in general. I get a little mad on the internet when people act like Ricky is some Saint and Eric is a garbage mooch that doesn't deserve Ricky. They're just average people and Ricky is no better than the rest of them. If Ricky wants to support his spouse and let him stay home who gives a fuck, lots of men do that for their wives and kids.

I'd nominate myself for sainthood if I had to put up with Big Al living under my roof.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I'm sure sitting on the toilet is uncomfortable for her but I don't doubt she can use it. As said above, people on mshpl do it all the time.

But! I do notice on MSHPL that some of those giant fatties do indeed shit on the commode.

The real question is: How the fuck does she clean herself? Becky has to be the one that does cause there is no way she is doing it on her own. This is what I question more than how does she actually fit on the toilet.

 

[Wonky Eye]

The real question is: How the fuck does she clean herself? Becky has to be the one that does cause there is no way she is doing it on her own. This is what I question more than how does she actually fit on the toilet.

This has all been said before, but I don't think Becksters does it. First, because she has to draw the line somewhere and even if she's shown herself to be a slave to the beast, she struggles with toes so... wiping someone's shit ? Wiping the junkfood-shit off a stinky 600lbs pack of skin folds, sweat and mold ? I don't see it happening ; I don't see her distinguishing the areas where wiping is needed. Amber would have to stand up for anyone to wipe her unless they want to get their arms crushed between the toilet seat and Ham.
Second, cause Amber sees herself as too much of a dainty queen to have someone wipe her. It's too humiliating, and an actual proof that her weight/size is indeed a problem. It's not a problem if she's still able to wipe herself, so my guess is no matter if she does her business with a bathtub or regular/handicapped toilets, she still wipes. Though she can't posibly wipe properly.

edit: english second language
edit 2 : grammar again

 

[knobslobbin]

Overthinking it assuming that Becky has to physically wipe Amber. This is kentucky, Seeing a landwhale getting hosed off naked on the porch isn't novel. Now that I think about it, having to show her daily porch hose downs is probably why she turned down my 600 lb life in the first place.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I love that this is an ongoing topic of debate in the Amber-verse.

The pasture has been really dry lately, what else can you do honestly

 

[marjoram]

THIS is what happens when Big Al doesn't upload

 

[8008135]

I wonder if there should be a seperate threat for ALR's toilet theories.

The Nasty thread will suffice.