The Astrology of Chris Chan

Hey @Mariposa Electrique, if you're still doing readings, may I have one?
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Thanks in advance!
Reading charts is a timely process. I don't think OP has the time nor does she prioritize reading charts like this. You know, she isn't the only one who specializes in astrology, and there are many others who can take time to read your chart. I mean, schizos on /x/ can read your chart for free.
 
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Hey, @Mariposa Electrique, can you read mine too?
 

The SEND looks quite harmonious. You will see the benefits of SEND in your: subconscious, friendships, career, and personal philosophical work. Perhaps even in matters abroad. Long distance

The NUDES part is tense and clashing. It's as if the NUDES you wish for are granted by a mischievous genie. Your dissatisfaction with what you receive will be slightly apparent to others, as it grazes your first house. This conflict in your life stretches to matters of personal possession (of course, they're nudes you have collected), short term travel and communication, your home life, and your hobbies. NUDES litter your personal life, but can you pick up the pieces?

I notice that the 7th house is devoid of aspects. SEND NUDES will not affect your lasting personal/business relations, and will only very slightly affect your intimate, most secret life, as well as shade your day to day.

Upper and lower hemisphere: The SEND energy in your life is fruitful and will be visible to others. This is apparent from it being in the top half of your chart, the part pertaining to how you outwardly live your life. You are also quite sneaky as the NUDES energy is in the lower hemisphere, a bit less apparent to the outside world. You have far more NUDES than you care to let on. The public at large will not know that you seek NUDES. Only that you seek.

Left/Right hemisphere: This is just about balanced, but the lefthand side is slightly favored in this chart. This means you have to generate a fair amount of effort yourself to get the momentum you seek for the purpose of reaping the benefits SEND NUDES. As the energy to the right hand side peters off a bit, you will not receive with the fervor that you request.

Have a Blessed Day and May the Stars Ejaculate Upon You.
 
The SEND looks quite harmonious. You will see the benefits of SEND in your: subconscious, friendships, career, and personal philosophical work. Perhaps even in matters abroad. Long distance

The NUDES part is tense and clashing. It's as if the NUDES you wish for are granted by a mischievous genie. Your dissatisfaction with what you receive will be slightly apparent to others, as it grazes your first house. This conflict in your life stretches to matters of personal possession (of course, they're nudes you have collected), short term travel and communication, your home life, and your hobbies. NUDES litter your personal life, but can you pick up the pieces?

I notice that the 7th house is devoid of aspects. SEND NUDES will not affect your lasting personal/business relations, and will only very slightly affect your intimate, most secret life, as well as shade your day to day.

Upper and lower hemisphere: The SEND energy in your life is fruitful and will be visible to others. This is apparent from it being in the top half of your chart, the part pertaining to how you outwardly live your life. You are also quite sneaky as the NUDES energy is in the lower hemisphere, a bit less apparent to the outside world. You have far more NUDES than you care to let on. The public at large will not know that you seek NUDES. Only that you seek.

Left/Right hemisphere: This is just about balanced, but the lefthand side is slightly favored in this chart. This means you have to generate a fair amount of effort yourself to get the momentum you seek for the purpose of reaping the benefits SEND NUDES. As the energy to the right hand side peters off a bit, you will not receive with the fervor that you request.

Have a Blessed Day and May the Stars Ejaculate Upon You.
This post is the high quality autism I signed for
 
On the bright side I'm reading astrology on a forum run by flightless birds than and throwing money on psychics like Chris.

Reading Chris' criminal record, macing and mother raping is pretty much written on wall.

God help Chris if someone snitches that he stole Barbs pension money, like Null who has record of the conversation.
 
Reading charts is a timely process. I don't think OP has the time nor does she prioritize reading charts like this. You know, she isn't the only one who specializes in astrology, and there are many others who can take time to read your chart. I mean, schizos on /x/ can read your chart for free.
That's hit or miss at best though. Even the tarot card stingers are more reliable since you can actually count on a reading.
 
God help Chris if someone snitches that he stole Barbs pension money, like Null who has record of the conversation.
I'm pretty sure that's why he was originally arrested, Null reported he had taken the 700 and some odd bucks from her account. When it all went down, he just wasn't allowed to contact her. It wasn't until the money situation that Chris was arrested.
 
I am a real astrologer with over 15 years of practice.
How did I browse here? Someone shitposted elsewhere that Chris got out of jail, so I came here to see if it was true. I know of kiwifarms because I watch/laugh at fellow lolcow DSP.
I do not judge or hate anyone. However I felt compelled to respond to this thread after I saw OP said he hated Chris which no real astrologer I know of can actively hate anyone. Astrology is about the study of people and why the way they are.
If the astrology info posted by OP is true...

This is actually an easier chart to understand for me.
Chris has very perverse inclinations due to his unfortunate conjunctions with Mars/Saturn/Pluto in the 8th house all squaring Venus in the 12th. He also a very accepting and humanitarian as a double Aquarius but has very taboo inclinations with Uranus in Scorpio square is Sun/Moon which further adds to his bizarre sexual nature and what he will be known for, probably as his transition to Christine and the alleged relations with his mother. All of his sexual relations in this life are misfortunate. His triple conjunction will make him very physically ugly as he ages as well. His popularity comes from Jupiter and Moon which marks his strange creativity through his drawings.

Chris is an artist at heart and if he had proper guidance he could have avoided his perverse sexual pitfall which is very karmic in origin. In his past life he created or carried out a strange sexual philosophy in art or his ideas of god or even created a sex cult. He could have been like a priest that had warped sexual desires for example. His challenge in life is to find mental clarity and discipline. He may display even more bizarre creativity as he ages and feel like he is getting closer to 'god' as this is a reflection of his past life. He will likely be institutionalized, be it jail or a mental institution near the end of his life.

See ya.
 
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I am a real astrologer with over 15 years of practice.
How did I browse here? Someone shitposted elsewhere that Chris got out of jail, so I came here to see if it was true. I know of kiwifarms because I watch/laugh at fellow lolcow DSP.
I do not judge or hate anyone. However I felt compelled to respond to this thread after I saw OP said he hated Chris which no real astrologer I know of can actively hate anyone. Astrology is about the study of people and why the way they are.
If the astrology info posted by OP is true...

This is actually an easier chart to understand for me.
Chris has very perverse inclinations due to his unfortunate conjunctions with Mars/Saturn/Pluto in the 8th house all squaring Venus in the 12th. He also a very accepting and humanitarian as a double Aquarius but has very taboo inclinations with Uranus in Scorpio square is Sun/Moon which further adds to his bizarre sexual nature and what he will be known for, probably as his transition to Christine and the alleged relations with his mother. All of his sexual relations in this life are misfortunate. His triple conjunction will make him very physically ugly as he ages as well. His popularity comes from Jupiter and Moon which marks his strange creativity through his drawings.

Chris is an artist at heart and if he had proper guidance he could have avoided his perverse sexual pitfall which is very karmic in origin. In his past life he created or carried out a strange sexual philosophy in art or his ideas of god or even created a sex cult. He could have been like a priest that had warped sexual desires for example. His challenge in life is to find mental clarity and discipline. He may display even more bizarre creativity as he ages and feel like he is getting closer to 'god' as this is a reflection of his past life. He will likely be institutionalized, be it jail or a mental institution near the end of his life.

See ya.
You're a moron. You're astrology is terribly pathetic in nature and not even Indians would wipe their asses with it.
 
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