The Astrology of Chris Chan

RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Ooh, ooh, can I get a reading @Mariposa Electrique? Admittedly I don't believe in it, but call it a curiosity.

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This is sidereal right? If not, then the zodiac sign interpretation won't be accurate.

If so, the main aspect you have is Moon opposite Mars. Both of these points are in bad zodiac placement.
Taurus is very Venusian/Lunar (Venus-like/Moon-like) and the opposite of Mars while Scorpio is very Martial (Mars-like) and the opposite of the moon and Venus, which are very similar planets. People with Moon opposite Mars tend to be very temperamental and hyperactive, but they're very driven. You're extremely direct with people and you have very little domestic prowess. Do you abuse substances? Even minor ones? You have extremely strong sexual needs as well. With Venus placed in the background thereby weakened, I would say you're a pretty rough and spicy, rugged person overall who gives little thoughtt to social pleasantries unless you want something.

Your sun in Virgo indicates that you're very intellegent and logical, but you have an obsessive-compulsive personality. You've probably been told that you prefer routine and you take life way too seriously, but you do have a great sense of wit. You tend to be shy, modest, and bashful but play it up to get your way. You work well in the service of others. Virgos also tend to display traits aligned with martyrdom and emotional masochism.

OkiiManko said:
That and it's entertaining. I'd like to see Sonichu's horoscope since it's canon he was born on 4/20
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That's aries, the divine masculine soul. Quite ironic since Chris tried to abdicate his masculinity, but it still follows him around.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
This is sidereal right? If not, then the zodiac sign interpretation won't be accurate.

If so, the main aspect you have is Moon opposite Mars. Both of these points are in bad zodiac placement.
Taurus is very Venusian/Lunar (Venus-like/Moon-like) and the opposite of Mars while Scorpio is very Martial (Mars-like) and the opposite of the moon and Venus, which are very similar planets. People with Moon opposite Mars tend to be very temperamental and hyperactive, but they're very driven. You're extremely direct with people and you have very little domestic prowess. Do you abuse substances? Even minor ones? You have extremely strong sexual needs as well. With Venus placed in the background thereby weakened, I would say you're a pretty rough and spicy, rugged person overall who gives little thoughtt to social pleasantries unless you want something.

Your sun in Virgo indicates that you're very intellegent and logical, but you have an obsessive-compulsive personality. You've probably been told that you prefer routine and you take life way too seriously, but you do have a great sense of wit. You tend to be shy, modest, and bashful but play it up to get your way. You work well in the service of others. Virgos also tend to display traits aligned with martyrdom and emotional masochism.
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Yeah, it was sidereal. Gotta admit, not bad. I'd consider that a decent reading, kinda creepy. Thanks👍
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Not too similar. You're probably a bit more belligerent and prone to outright lying or conning. You have a close Moon/Pluto conjunction in Virgo, so are you trans or questioning? You also have a close Jupiter/Saturn conjunction in Virgo, which is kind of the messiah complex. Obama has this aspect, which signifies the true messiah to others....or a person who can do no wrong and get away with everything.
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Well, there goes any hopes for a future.
 
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Male Idiot said:
Hey, not even 20th century dictators deserve to be in Chris's head.
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Pika?
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Procrastinhater said:
Hitlerchu?
The fucking Idea Guys are the reason Bundychu is a thing too.
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That was just a confused pikachu response to Male Idiot... I'm not sure what he means.

Bundychu is so odd. Even without the whole raping and murdering thing, Ted is the kind of chad that Chris loathes. You know, I think there's something a bit off about this Chris Chan character.
 
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OkiiManko said:
That was just a confused pikachu response to Male Idiot... I'm not sure what he means.

Bundychu is so odd. Even without the whole raping and murdering thing, Ted is the kind of chad that Chris loathes. You know, I think there's something a bit off about this Chris Chan character.
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What was your first clue lol?
And Ted was innocent, he was framed, remember?
It even says so in the Wikipedia (according to Chris in the Dankula interview) and Bundychu has been a model citizen, and hasn't gone on a single rape/murder spree since he arrived in CwCville, he and Robertchu are good friends.
Bundychu is probably consoling the Lumberjack as we speak that he was never able to hit Barbie Chan's G Spot as well as Chris...
 
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Procrastinhater said:
What was your first clue lol?
And Ted was innocent, he was framed, remember?
It even says so in the Wikipedia (according to Chris in the Dankula interview) and Bundychu has been a model citizen, and hasn't gone on a single rape/murder spree since he arrived in CwCville, he and Robertchu are good friends.
Bundychu is probably consoling the Lumberjack as we speak that he was never able to hit Barbie Chan's G Spot as well as Chris...
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Well, as long as he was a good boy in CwCville that's all that matters!
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
That's aries, the divine masculine soul. Quite ironic since Chris tried to abdicate his masculinity, but it still follows him around.
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Would the stars be different over CWCville, or in the same as over Ruckersville, I wonder? I suppose after the Merge they'll all be the same.

Thanks for an entertaining thread, I don't believe in it myself but the way you describe it is interesting and fun to think about. Kind of like how I don't believe in magic, but I'm still impressed by magic tricks and the psychology and skill behind it all. Especially since Chris puts stock in it but it doesn't say what he thinks it does, much like the Bible and just about everything else he's glommed onto for his weird belief system.

I'm curious now, if you have time, what does my one say?

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