The Astrology of Chris Chan

[Thomas Highway]

I was going to rate you as dumb, but that would just be fighting stupidity with stupidity. All I can say is that I've seen a ton of weird shit that science will probably never be able to explain.

I am cool with folks believing in ridiculous shit and I would not try to convince them otherwise.

I know this sounds mean, but it don't mean to be.

Let your freak flag fly.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I am cool with folks believing in ridiculous shit and I would not try to convince them otherwise.

I know this sounds mean, but it don't mean to be.

Let your freak flag fly.

I'm actually an extremely rational person, and I feel like my extensive education is because I wanted to explain some of the shit I've seen. I took several physics, chemistry, and a few theology classes during my undergraduate unrelated to the medical field, trying to find something that would explain away everything I've experienced, but it never happened.

 

[Un Platano]

I'm actually an extremely rational person, and I feel like my extensive education is because I wanted to explain some of the shit I've seen. I took several physics, chemistry, and a few theology classes during my undergraduate unrelated to the medical field, trying to find something that would explain away everything I've experienced, but it never happened.

What things have you seen that science can't explain? Give specific examples.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What things have you seen that science can't explain? Give specific examples.

I don't want to delve too deeply into it, but I've witnessed several psychic predictions and psychic location findings that turned out to be true. UFO as a child (my mother saw it as well). There aren't that many government-sponsored aircrafts that practice over the NorthWest of Spain. We saw that shit up close, and it was the most horrifying experience I've ever been part of...and some other weird stuff that I'd prefer not to speak about because it's extremely traumatic.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Goddamn this content drought.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

So is Chris Chan, Sailor Moon for raping his own mother?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

@Mariposa Electrique has nothing to prove. Does her astrology equipment include psychic links into Chris’s prison cell? I don’t see the point in belly-aching her to back up her claims of October.

 

[Sailor]

This is fucking based. I really like astrology and my mate got me into it. It can be a bit spooky how accurate it can be.

Is it possible you can do the make up of some other lolcows? I would love to see how fucked up Jahans (British Chris Chan) is and Kevin the troon lizard on the tranch? I hope you do more on other lolcows

 

[Pappy Striderite]

> I’m not a psychic.

/thread

 

[BartSampson]

I enjoy Astrology and this was a good read. I look forward to reading more of it in the future as well as your predictions. However, I still can't help but to believe that Chris is Chris because he's an aging autismo who has been trolled for over a decade. Chris has long associated with other females (probably due to them giving him more sympathy) and it's clear he's more comfortable around them. It only makes sense that someone of his special class would reason that he is one inside a mans body. Nothing to do with Venus and Pluto or other space happenings.

 

[Autistic Sandwich]

You don't need to be an astrologer or a psychic to predict that Mariposa's own "October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy" dimensional merge prophecy is going to fail too.

Spoiler: Warning, spoilers ahead!

After nothing auspicious noteworthy happens to Chris past the deadline, it will be the usual excuses, moving the goalposts and blaming any external cause.
"My chart reading was correct! It's the planets that were in the wrong places!"

Then she gonna be changing the little tag under her username, pretending she never made a boastful delusional announcement of being able to predict upcoming future events.

And it's likely she'll tip her fedora to remind us again how she's a logic-oriented rational person, and tell us how we are the ones at fault for doubting her happy merchant stargazing knowledge.

It's lolcow road map as usual.

You don't need magic to see that happening.

 

[NotYourMom]

You don't need to be an astrologer or a psychic to predict that Mariposa's own "October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy" dimensional merge prophecy is going to fail too.

Spoiler: Warning, spoilers ahead!

After nothing auspicious noteworthy happens to Chris past the deadline, it will be the usual excuses, moving the goalposts and blaming any external cause.
"My chart reading was correct! It's the planets that were in the wrong places!"

Then she gonna be changing the little tag under her username, pretending she never made a boastful delusional announcement of being able to predict upcoming future events.

And it's likely she'll tip her fedora to remind us again how she's a logic-oriented rational person, and tell us how we are the ones at fault for doubting her happy merchant stargazing knowledge.

It's lolcow road map as usual.

You don't need magic to see that happening.

The mother fucker thinks he is literally Jesus Christ right now.

He’s in some sort of autistic rapture and actually probably some shade of happy at the moment.

We’ll need more letters from jail to assess his state of mind beyond the 18th.

But for now? It would seem the Electric Butterfly’s predictions fly true.

 

[Autistic Sandwich]

But for now? It would seem the Electric Butterfly’s predictions fly true.

How?
She predicted something extremely fortunate would happen to him and even suggested different possible outcomes, like he might be released from jail and his charges dropped.
"Some shade of happy" is not even close.

So far it's been the exact opposite and he's mentally worse than ever.
You said it yourself: the mother fucker is so miserable that he believes he's been betrayed and forsaken like Jesus Christ in jail before being crucified.

He's pretty fuckin' far from okay.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

How?
She predicted something extremely fortunate would happen to him and even suggested different possible outcomes, like he might be released from jail and his charges dropped.
"Some shade of happy" is not even close.

So far it's been the exact opposite and he's mentally worse than ever.
You said it yourself: the mother fucker is so miserable that he believes he's been betrayed and forsaken like Jesus Christ in jail before being crucified.

He's pretty fuckin' far from okay.

I said might, and that it may be something small. It could have been something as small as someone sending him money. The chart I used only last 2 weeks. I still predicted shit would hit the fan this year while you predicted nothing. I also predicted this YEARS in advance.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I said might, and that it may be something small. It could have been something as small as someone sending him money. The chart I used only last 2 weeks. I still predicted shit would hit the fan this year while you predicted nothing. I also predicted this YEARS in advance.

Ok, what is next on the menu for our pet motherfucker? Just curious.

 

[King Kiwi]

Hey, Mari predicted that Chris was going to get in trouble in her signature do they still call it those? And she has predicted that in the early part of October Chris will be happy, which she is. He she we me I don't care.

Anytime you want to give me some astrological advice, I'll listen.

 

[Autistic Sandwich]

I said might, and that it may be something small. It could have been something as small as someone sending him money. The chart I used only last 2 weeks. I still predicted shit would hit the fan this year while you predicted nothing. I also predicted this YEARS in advance.

See?

Making excuses and moving the goal posts already... as iI predicted.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

See?

Making excuses and moving the goal posts already... as iI predicted.

Not really, I predicted Chris was going to have his ass handed to him this exact year, years ago, and the odds were astronomically high to select this specific year. You're being a complete ass. I will admit that about 75% here don't believe in astrology. I'm not asking anyone to believe, I'm just telling them what I know. I'm not raving about spacemen or spaghetti monster vaginas. Like homosexuals say, "If you don't like it, then don't look and STFU".

You don't need to be an astrologer or a psychic to predict that Mariposa's own "October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy" dimensional merge prophecy is going to fail too.

Spoiler: Warning, spoilers ahead!

After nothing auspicious noteworthy happens to Chris past the deadline, it will be the usual excuses, moving the goalposts and blaming any external cause.
"My chart reading was correct! It's the planets that were in the wrong places!"

Then she gonna be changing the little tag under her username, pretending she never made a boastful delusional announcement of being able to predict upcoming future events.

And it's likely she'll tip her fedora to remind us again how she's a logic-oriented rational person, and tell us how we are the ones at fault for doubting her happy merchant stargazing knowledge.

It's lolcow road map as usual.

You don't need magic to see that happening.

I think you're just mad because I did make 2 very accurate predictions for 2021
Chris will have his ass handed to him
Chris will be removed from 14 BC.

I'm not going to keep moving up the dates on anything. I am pretty confident that Chris was happy for some reason. Despite the fact that I hate Chris, he's probably happier and more satisfied in prison than you will ever be.

 

[Scarlet Imperial]

I did make 2 very accurate predictions for 2021

Where did you write them out?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Where did you write them out?

On my signature, people had been asking me about it for years until it finally happened, then I changed it about a month ago.