The Astrology of Chris Chan

sir Twenty Goodmen said:
what about aries?
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Aries is the divine masculine soul. Very masculine. Like this energy, my husband is an Aries. I noticed a lot of Libras are terrible human beings, " The Divine Feminine Soul" Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton. The Libra men are either homes or AGPs like Tommy Tooter, Caitlin Jenner, Tyler Perry, Eddie Izzard, Contra Points. Aries women are usually tomboy or dykes. The only misnomer of an Aries sun I've seen is Gigi Gorgeous, but he has other AGP indicators.
 
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Sorry I have not responded to everyone's request to read into their charts. I started a new job early last month in the healthcare field, which caused me to catch a breakthrough infection late last month despite having 3 vaccines.
Anyway, with the continuance thread, I've been curious to see what might go down. When I heard November, a bell instantly went off in my head. Chris' progressed Solar Return return chart brings his progressed Moon to an exact Saturn opposition and an exact Uranus square. This is all complicated by transiting Saturn passing over his progressed moon at the same time. Emotionally and physically, this does not bode well for Chris. This influence begins mid to late October and begins to wane mid to late November.


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Here is transiting Saturn opposite Chris' Solar Return Moon, Conjoined to his Solar Return Saturn and Square his Solar Return Uranus. This is bodes extremely poorly for Chris, but as I said, next year the slate is wiped clean, similar to Bill Cosby. This influence will stick around until mid to late December.

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Mariposa Electrique said:
Aries is the divine masculine soul. Very masculine. Like this energy, my husband is an Aries. I noticed a lot of Libras are terrible human beings, " The Divine Feminine Soul" Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton. The Libra men are either homes or AGPs like Tommy Tooter, Caitlin Jenner, Tyler Perry, Eddie Izzard, Contra Points. Aries women are usually tomboy or dykes. The only misnomer of an Aries sun I've seen is Gigi Gorgeous, but he has other AGP indicators.
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if you’ve got the time can you do mine?
 
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Tropical always worked better for me. There is no way one could mistake Mercury-Venus conjuct in Scorpio for one in Libra, there is no way one could mistake Virgo Mars for Leo Mars. If symbolism stays the same (and from what I see in this thread, it does), it fucks over a lot of famous charts and makes them unreadable.
Maybe we should just abandon houses and zodiacs to just ditch that whole retarded discourse and just focus on aspects between planets.
 
Astrologically speaking, what would happen if a planet were to be destroyed? Like if we mined out the entirety of Mercury to make a Dyson sphere or computer parts, or if a giant asteroid somehow smacked Venus out of orbit and into the sun?
Also, what do the stars say about Chris's most recent crisis of faith?
 
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There are several here. Which one would be most helpful to you?

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WhoTheFuckIsZeroTwo said:
Astrologically speaking, what would happen if a planet were to be destroyed? Like if we mined out the entirety of Mercury to make a Dyson sphere or computer parts, or if a giant asteroid somehow smacked Venus out of orbit and into the sun?
Also, what do the stars say about Chris's most recent crisis of faith?
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If that were to happen, it would probably be reflected in human behavior. I have a strong feeling that we're not supposed to leave this solar system or tamper with other planets.
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ITT: White women blame the stars for Chris being a retard
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It's not the planets themselves creating this energy, more like the quote of "As above so below". It's impossible for planets millions of miles away to be able to influence actions on earth. No, like us, they are merely conduits for psychic energy that is imprinted on our psyches/nervous systems at the moment of birth. This energy, which is imprinted on the psyche on the moment of birth exists in three higher realms and corresponds to the soul. The energy that influences astrology is extremely psychic in nature and emanates from Yetzirah, which is often referred to as the astral plane. No, it's not the retard astral plane with cartoons that Chris imagines, it's more a world or plane of Archetypes.

The moment of formation, when the fetus' form becomes apparent, is called "the formation of the child" and corresponds to the world of Yetzirah.[1] The external state of consciousness in the World of Formation is called ״half good and half evil.״ The "half evil" refers to the self-consciousness of the beings of this world. The "half good" refers to the emotional sensitivity of one to the other as expressed in the genuine desire to make the other happy. This external dimension of Yetzirah is the seat of heated emotion, of “hotheadedness.”
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Astrology when talking about someone you don't know: "I see big changes some time in your future..."
Astrology when talking about someone you know extremely well "Let me tell you exactly what your personality is like..."
 
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Ah, today begins Chris's happiness. You think he's getting lucky (gag)?

@Mariposa Electrique No worries, you got a lot of requests for chart readings (you really should request a lifetime of servitude from each of us as payment). And sorry you got sick – hopefully you're feeling better now, albeit with some extra appendages and a tail from the radiation sickness (been playing a lot of Fallout lately), lol.
 
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Maybe they realized the bible is doing no good and he'll never take to it so they took it away and gave him a box of MLP and sonic comics to read. Is that what mariposa meant by happiness?
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
It's not the planets themselves creating this energy, more like the quote of "As above so below". It's impossible for planets millions of miles away to be able to influence actions on earth. No, like us, they are merely conduits for psychic energy that is imprinted on our psyches/nervous systems at the moment of birth. This energy, which is imprinted on the psyche on the moment of birth exists in three higher realms and corresponds to the soul. The energy that influences astrology is extremely psychic in nature and emanates from Yetzirah, which is often referred to as the astral plane. No, it's not the retard astral plane with cartoons that Chris imagines, it's more a world or plane of Archetypes.
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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
 
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