Verxis
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Oh yeah? You took Chemistry? Prove it! What's your favorite molecule?
The Astrology of Chris Chan
- Thread starter Mariposa Electrique
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Verxis
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Okay, vinigger.
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Astrology charts are good fun, read a few myself on /x/ back in the day. They are just an exercise in creative thinking though. There is no real science or rationality to it. It is just artsy creative stuff with a few rules in applying that creativity.
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Damn this @Mariposa Electrique chick really be racking in those gamer points
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This is very interesting. Not that I believe much in it, but I have always found it fascinating.
Occultism had always fascinated me, but my nihilistic logic is all powerful.
Occultism had always fascinated me, but my nihilistic logic is all powerful.
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Id like to see every kiwi here have one of those charts so we can compare eachother to Chris.
Any place I can dump info and have a chart spat out?
Any place I can dump info and have a chart spat out?
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@Mariposa Electrique This makes for interesting reading, I don't know a thing about Astrology personally, but I found your description of Chris's chart fascinating, I may be skeptical about that sort of stuff but I still enjoy reading about it, I don't believe the Fourth Book of Cornelius Agrippa can summon demons either, but I've got that and stuff like it in hardcover.
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You read Agrippa? Cool AF! The problem with ancient magic is that requires all types of weird shit, like where are you going to get blood and semen from endangered animals?
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Autistic Sandwich
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It's easy peasy to make vague statements like "have his ass handed to him" or "away from home" and then conveniently change your story if anything vaguely similar happens afterwards.
The worsening situation at 14BC has been public knowledge at least since Bob died, and those two are both known to be self-destructive exceptional individuals.
So, you making a gamble on that?... It's not a very impressive bet.
I mean, there's no risk in foretelling rain when it's already pouring.
What you gonna do now? Curse some voodoo on legos?
You're just MOTI because someone called you on your autistic special interest.
The worsening situation at 14BC has been public knowledge at least since Bob died, and those two are both known to be self-destructive exceptional individuals.
So, you making a gamble on that?... It's not a very impressive bet.
I mean, there's no risk in foretelling rain when it's already pouring.
What you gonna do now? Curse some voodoo on legos?
You're just MOTI because someone called you on your autistic special interest.
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Stop being mad at the Internet because someone made a thread about something you don't like and you actively decided to read it and post on every page. Everyone on Earth knows about fake psychics and how they manipulate plain facts to appear as if they have forbidden knowledge - no one thinks you're smart for constantly talking about it. I apologize for your terminal autism, but please stop shitting up the thread.
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Mariposa believes in astrology.
Seems like a fairly benign belief.
Sort of a weird thread to make but..... there are a lot of fucking weird threads on The Farms.
Seems like a fairly benign belief.
Sort of a weird thread to make but..... there are a lot of fucking weird threads on The Farms.
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Yeah I sometimes think the esoteric complicated requirements you find in ceremonial magik are put in there to make it as difficult as possible to follow because the authors knew no one would be able to tick all the requirements, and even if they did when nothing happens, they've got a get out of jail free card in "oh well you didn't follow the instructions to the letter, something must have been wrong"
That said I've never followed any of them through, so who knows, maybe it does work.
I know the Abra Melin is supposed to be so long and so much of a pain in the ass Crowley himself gave up and bailed halfway through (supposedly leaving half the summoned spirit/demons unbanished and the ritual unfinished so the house where he was in Scotland is still meant to be creepy af to this day.)
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Not too similar. You're probably a bit more belligerent and prone to outright lying or conning. You have a close Moon/Pluto conjunction in Virgo, so are you trans or questioning? You also have a close Jupiter/Saturn conjunction in Virgo, which is kind of the messiah complex. Obama has this aspect, which signifies the true messiah to others....or a person who can do no wrong and get away with everything.
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Ooh, ooh, can I get a reading @Mariposa Electrique? Admittedly I don't believe in it, but call it a curiosity.
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Y'all be nice to Mari or I'll tell Magi-Chan.
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I don't know about the rest of you, but Chris has clawed his way into my mind as a highly-entertaining, unsolvable puzzle that nevertheless needs solving. Fresh angles on this unique individual are always welcome.
Whether or not it reflects objective reality, Chris believes in magick and astrology. If he is being fed similar information to the Mariposa's OP, then having an understanding of it is useful. On top of that, it provides a framework for an obviously intelligent person to frame her interpretation of a subject (Chris) she's been studying for years.
That and it's entertaining. I'd like to see Sonichu's horoscope since it's canon he was born on 4/20