The Astrology of Chris Chan

Hey, if it's not too much work can you do mine too? I'm really amazed from your astrological knowledge.
 

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I've never heard of sidereal until this thread and your analysis, which is fascinating. How many years did it take for you to hone these skills? Is there anything more you predict, aside from things in October, happening?

Also, not to add more work for you, but 👁👄👁
 

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This was an absolutely fascinating read. I have a keen interest in the more "supernatural" types of sciences and religions (when they're not basic bitch stuff you find in the Witchblr thread) and if this is all legit then your chart is accurate - scarily accurate - it's like everything in the universe be it physical or spiritual came together to make Chris into one big disaster. I'm eager to see if your predictions for what's coming up prove accurate as well.

I suppose if other people want their charts read maybe a separate thread could be made for those in General Discussion? Just so this one is solely about Chris's trainwreck of a chart?

Ngl it makes me want to break out my tarot cards and see what comes up for Chris. Yes, I powerleveled about unironically using tarot cards, I will now take all your puzzle piece ratings.

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Hold on - how do we know she's a witch? @Mariposa Electrique are you made of wood and do you weigh as much as a duck? We can't take our chances here.
 
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Nyambit said:
I've never heard of sidereal until this thread and your analysis, which is fascinating. How many years did it take for you to hone these skills? Is there anything more you predict, aside from things in October, happening?

Also, not to add more work for you, but 👁👄👁
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Since I was 12. I'll get to charts soon. I've been unable to sleep for about 4 days, which culminated in nausea, vomiting, and other stomach problems a few hours ago.
 
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How much does the exact birth time matter for these charts? I put 5.40 for mine because I think my parents told me that once, but I can't remember exactly and I didn't ask them yet
 
Listen, I'm loving this spedoscience as much as the next guy, but can you guys asks Mariposa about this stuff in a board not dedicated to Chris? I'm focused on his star energies and where the planets shit or grace him here.

@Mariposa Electrique I hope you get well soon, that sounds awful. :heart-empty: Also, start charging for these, you deserve it!
 
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Hi, I've always been really interested in astrology, but this is the first time I've heard of sidereal. In the tropical zodiac I am scorpio sun+ rising and aries moon, which I've always felt is really fitting. An old classmate of mine who was really into astrology asked me about my birth chart, so I told her, and she said it made a lot of sense that I was both scorpio sun and rising, cause I come across as a scorpio. I've now checked my sidereal chart, and it seems to say libra sun + rising and aries moon. I couldn't get astro .com to do my chart as sidereal, so I tried on some other websites, but I've heard that those websites aren't always that precise such as cafeastrology, so I'll just write my birth info here, in case you want to help me understand this a little better:
date: 26. october 1996, 09:50 AM (give or take 1 minute)
place: Aarhus, Denmark

Does my sidereal chart have any similarities to scorpios? The sidereal chart looked to be ALOT of libra and aries, but I could be wrong. I was also hoping/wondering if you can tell me what I might be good at, like maybe career wise? I'm kind of at a crossroad in my life right now, and any guidance is greatly appreciated.


Just out of curiosity, do you have anywhere, where people can pay you to get readings? I'm sorry if this is not allowed to be asked, I'm new here. I literally just made an account to ask you all this.
 
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How much does the exact birth time matter for these charts? I put 5.40 for mine because I think my parents told me that once, but I can't remember exactly and I didn't ask them yet
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It matters for the planets that may fall on the angles, but the sun signs and aspects still remain mostly the same except the moon.
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This type of topic interests me and whether or not one believes it is entertaining and well, they sometimes get right, even the police in some countries have files of people in this things, in two folders, one bursting with charlatans and the other a little empty of people who left them in doubt.
here you have mine read it when you can
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Wow, the first most prominent thing about your chart is that you have Venus opposite Mars with the Moon mixed in makes you one horny person. Sun in Pisces (Sidereal) imparts a hue of the unfamiliar, foreign, exotic, theatre, glamour, and sometimes deception. People with Sidereal Piscean suns tend to be idealists, visionaries, and romantic dreamers. This is another great sign for actors, artists, and entertainers. I've often seen the theme of betrayal very thematic in the lives of these people. You're probably sensitive with a low pain tolerance. This placement is very fortunate and adds an air of charisma and magnetism, great for the Diva/Divo think Lady Gaga.

Sidereal Moon in Leo imparts an air of royalty, you may have an orbit or court of friends. Once again, this symbolizes a very entertaining person. You're quite dignified and hate feeling common. You have a playful sex drive, and aspecting Mars/Venus, this only enhances it. I would like to also point out that the placement of the moon signifies the mask that we present to the world while the sun represents who we truly are. You have a natural instinct toward leadership and domination.

The most angular planet you have is Pluto on the mid-heaven, this means you're a social outlier who needs to be themselves no matter the cost. You're eccentric and tend not to melt into the the collective herd. These people are the loners of society and tend to be painted as the black sheep. You're not shy, but you probably just don't want to be bothered by anyone.

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First, Sidereal Geminis tend to be very smart and philosophical. They along with Aries Suns tend to suffer from alcoholism, although Geminis can conquer this addiction. For some reason, Gemini sons feel inherently lonely, I don't know if it's because of the twin born with a twin archetype, but they're often surrounded by pets......sometimes weird like iguanas, shrews, rats, and ferrets because they feel lonely, like a child who lost a playmate. The thing with Sidereal Gemini suns is that they can be surrounded by tons of friends yet still feel lonely. Like Luminaries placed in Virgo and Sagittarius, you have an overactive nervous system leading to anxiety. You're probably very intelligent and a quick thinker. Do you have any musical or drawing talents. The theme of duality has often been prominent in your life. You're also very child-like and innocent. You probably tend to be paranoid about things. Geminis always tend to be bit of hypersexual where as the opposite Sun sign Sagittarius tends to be very dogmatic, sexually repressed, and has low libido.

Sidereal Moon in Scorpio

Next, you have an exact Moon/Jupiter square! You're quite ambitious and you aspire to take the lead. You're a natural and very gracious host. You're very good-humored, kind and generous to others. You're inherintly drawn to quality, and you enjoy the finer things in life! You have a strong beliefs, and you can be a bit judgemental at times. This aspect is great for people who aspire to be social climbers. Neptune is also close to this aspect making you more of an idealist and someone who is deeply sensitive.

Your most angular planet is Mercury in Taurus. You're quite alert, attentive, curious, and observant. Nervous type probably with bad allergies. Do you smoke?

I'll give you your moon interpretation in the next post.

Hey, guys, I'll probably do two of these a day. in order.

Also, I would like to reiterate about the prediction I made about Chris for October 4th - 18th, this is a short-lasting chart, it may not have much of a long-lasting effect or the fortunate breakthrough could be reversed outright.
 
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thank you for this, when i was first introduced to Chris i watched a recap video on youtube with no context other than "look at this" and AS SOON as he said his birthday i was like OMG A PISCES and i acted like his love for love was somewhat justified. Reading your analysis though was very thunk-provoking. Thanks again.
 
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It matters for the planets that may fall on the angles, but the sun signs and aspects still remain mostly the same except the moon.

Wow, the first most prominent thing about your chart is that you have Venus opposite Mars with the Moon mixed in makes you one horny person. Sun in Pisces (Sidereal) imparts a hue of the unfamiliar, foreign, exotic, theatre, glamour, and sometimes deception. People with Sidereal Piscean suns tend to be idealists, visionaries, and romantic dreamers. This is another great sign for actors, artists, and entertainers. I've often seen the theme of betrayal very thematic in the lives of these people. You're probably sensitive with a low pain tolerance. This placement is very fortunate and adds an air of charisma and magnetism, great for the Diva/Divo think Lady Gaga.

Sidereal Moon in Leo imparts an air of royalty, you may have an orbit or court of friends. Once again, this symbolizes a very entertaining person. You're quite dignified and hate feeling common. You have a playful sex drive, and aspecting Mars/Venus, this only enhances it. I would like to also point out that the placement of the moon signifies the mask that we present to the world while the sun represents who we truly are. You have a natural instinct toward leadership and domination.

The most angular planet you have is Pluto on the mid-heaven, this means you're a social outlier who needs to be themselves no matter the cost. You're eccentric and tend not to melt into the the collective herd. These people are the loners of society and tend to be painted as the black sheep. You're not shy, but you probably just don't want to be bothered by anyone.


First, Sidereal Geminis tend to be very smart and philosophical. They along with Aries Suns tend to suffer from alcoholism, although Geminis can conquer this addiction. For some reason, Gemini sons feel inherently lonely, I don't know if it's because of the twin born with a twin archetype, but they're often surrounded by pets......sometimes weird like iguanas, shrews, rats, and ferrets because they feel lonely, like a child who lost a playmate. The thing with Sidereal Gemini suns is that they can be surrounded by tons of friends yet still feel lonely. Like Luminaries placed in Virgo and Sagittarius, you have an overactive nervous system leading to anxiety. You're probably very intelligent and a quick thinker. Do you have any musical or drawing talents. The theme of duality has often been prominent in your life. You're also very child-like and innocent. You probably tend to be paranoid about things. Geminis always tend to be bit of hypersexual where as the opposite Sun sign Sagittarius tends to be very dogmatic, sexually repressed, and has low libido.

Sidereal Moon in Scorpio

Next, you have an exact Moon/Jupiter square! You're quite ambitious and you aspire to take the lead. You're a natural and very gracious host. You're very good-humored, kind and generous to others. You're inherintly drawn to quality, and you enjoy the finer things in life! You have a strong beliefs, and you can be a bit judgemental at times. This aspect is great for people who aspire to be social climbers. Neptune is also close to this aspect making you more of an idealist and someone who is deeply sensitive.

Your most angular planet is Mercury in Taurus. You're quite alert, attentive, curious, and observant. Nervous type probably with bad allergies. Do you smoke?

I'll give you your moon interpretation in the next post.

Hey, guys, I'll probably do two of these a day. in order.

Also, I would like to reiterate about the prediction I made about Chris for October 4th - 18th, this is a short-lasting chart, it may not have much of a long-lasting effect or the fortunate breakthrough could be reversed outright.
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Damn, almost all of it is right, except I actually don't like to have pets, especially strange ones. Maybe cats but that's it. I also don't smoke. I actually tried to get into astrology but it's very complex. Thank you for your reading!
 
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JFC, I already knew that CWC is a black hole that sucks in craziness, but if I come out the other side believing in astrology I'm totally fucked.

I have my own woo theory about CWC, which is that he is a kind of modern-day incarnation of the pre-modern European archetype of the 'holy fool', or 'fool for Christ'.

Before psychiatry, people believed that 'innocents' or 'simpletons' (e.g. autistic retards) are sometimes moved by God to unwittingly act in illuminating and/or prophetic ways. This archetype also has equivalents in other culture. For example, if Chris had been a Pueblo Indian, he would have been regarded as a 'contrary' or 'sacred clown', and if he had been a Sioux Indian, he probably would have been a 'heyoka'.

Being honest with ourselves, we all want a sweetheart from the ground up, we've all felt stuck as a virgin with rage, none of us would say no to having a town named after us, and the closest thing we've had to epic battles with movie villains have been our struggles with the Mary Lee Walshes and Wes Iselis of our own little lives.

God uses the fool to turn to a kind of funhouse mirror on the society the fool is trying to fit into. The fool's attempts to fit in show us our own aspirations, vulnerabilities, and pretensions in their most rude, transparent, and unsophisticated form.

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"Only those having visions of the thunder beings of the west, the Wakíŋyaŋ, and who are recognized as such by the community, can take on the ceremonial role of the heyoka." - Wikipedia
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
It matters for the planets that may fall on the angles, but the sun signs and aspects still remain mostly the same except the moon.

Wow, the first most prominent thing about your chart is that you have Venus opposite Mars with the Moon mixed in makes you one horny person. Sun in Pisces (Sidereal) imparts a hue of the unfamiliar, foreign, exotic, theatre, glamour, and sometimes deception. People with Sidereal Piscean suns tend to be idealists, visionaries, and romantic dreamers. This is another great sign for actors, artists, and entertainers. I've often seen the theme of betrayal very thematic in the lives of these people. You're probably sensitive with a low pain tolerance. This placement is very fortunate and adds an air of charisma and magnetism, great for the Diva/Divo think Lady Gaga.

Sidereal Moon in Leo imparts an air of royalty, you may have an orbit or court of friends. Once again, this symbolizes a very entertaining person. You're quite dignified and hate feeling common. You have a playful sex drive, and aspecting Mars/Venus, this only enhances it. I would like to also point out that the placement of the moon signifies the mask that we present to the world while the sun represents who we truly are. You have a natural instinct toward leadership and domination.

The most angular planet you have is Pluto on the mid-heaven, this means you're a social outlier who needs to be themselves no matter the cost. You're eccentric and tend not to melt into the the collective herd. These people are the loners of society and tend to be painted as the black sheep. You're not shy, but you probably just don't want to be bothered by anyone.


First, Sidereal Geminis tend to be very smart and philosophical. They along with Aries Suns tend to suffer from alcoholism, although Geminis can conquer this addiction. For some reason, Gemini sons feel inherently lonely, I don't know if it's because of the twin born with a twin archetype, but they're often surrounded by pets......sometimes weird like iguanas, shrews, rats, and ferrets because they feel lonely, like a child who lost a playmate. The thing with Sidereal Gemini suns is that they can be surrounded by tons of friends yet still feel lonely. Like Luminaries placed in Virgo and Sagittarius, you have an overactive nervous system leading to anxiety. You're probably very intelligent and a quick thinker. Do you have any musical or drawing talents. The theme of duality has often been prominent in your life. You're also very child-like and innocent. You probably tend to be paranoid about things. Geminis always tend to be bit of hypersexual where as the opposite Sun sign Sagittarius tends to be very dogmatic, sexually repressed, and has low libido.

Sidereal Moon in Scorpio

Next, you have an exact Moon/Jupiter square! You're quite ambitious and you aspire to take the lead. You're a natural and very gracious host. You're very good-humored, kind and generous to others. You're inherintly drawn to quality, and you enjoy the finer things in life! You have a strong beliefs, and you can be a bit judgemental at times. This aspect is great for people who aspire to be social climbers. Neptune is also close to this aspect making you more of an idealist and someone who is deeply sensitive.

Your most angular planet is Mercury in Taurus. You're quite alert, attentive, curious, and observant. Nervous type probably with bad allergies. Do you smoke?

I'll give you your moon interpretation in the next post.

Hey, guys, I'll probably do two of these a day. in order.

Also, I would like to reiterate about the prediction I made about Chris for October 4th - 18th, this is a short-lasting chart, it may not have much of a long-lasting effect or the fortunate breakthrough could be reversed outright.
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Nothing to out of place and quite accurate. Even the things I could have a issue, kinda get explain; indeed I quite ambitious and extravagant but reserve and dislike to be center of attention to the point I never look for situations of leadership. domination comes in relationships but kinda tame as well, i don't like to be forceful.......much, I feel guilty
 
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JFC, I already knew that CWC is a black hole that sucks in craziness, but if I come out the other side believing in astrology I'm totally fucked.

I have my own woo theory about CWC, which is that he is a kind of modern-day incarnation of the pre-modern European archetype of the 'holy fool', or 'fool for Christ'.

Before psychiatry, people believed that 'innocents' or 'simpletons' (e.g. autistic retards) are sometimes moved by God to unwittingly act in illuminating and/or prophetic ways. This archetype also has equivalents in other culture. For example, if Chris had been a Pueblo Indian, he would have been regarded as a 'contrary' or 'sacred clown', and if he had been a Sioux Indian, he probably would have been a 'heyoka'.

Being honest with ourselves, we all want a sweetheart from the ground up, we've all felt stuck as a virgin with rage, none of us would say no to having a town named after us, and the closest thing we've had to epic battles with movie villains have been our struggles with the Mary Lee Walshes and Wes Iselis of our own little lives.

God uses the fool to turn to a kind of funhouse mirror on the society the fool is trying to fit into. The fool's attempts to fit in show us our own aspirations, vulnerabilities, and pretensions in their most rude, transparent, and unsophisticated form.

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I'm extremely logic oriented. I've been studying astrology for several years, and it doesn't require that you pull chicken bones out of your ass. The thing about archetypes is that Chris fits into so many insane ones, and they're exclusively a product of the mind inherited through the generations. In the grand scheme of things, Chris isn’t important.
 
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