The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Haint]

My personal favorite is the monstrosities of the guy that makes his fursuits out of plushies. They're horrifying.

Thats the one

 

[Clown Teeth]

bonus: not exactly a fursuit but I'm just baffled that this guy dyed his hair AND beard neon green

 

[Haint]

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bonus: not exactly a fursuit but I'm just baffled that this guy dyed his hair AND beard neon green
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Gorn cosplay? And complementery nutsack moose knuckle.

 

[Booqueefius_Titanus]

Pulled from Ebay, this brand new premade bug dog named Cricket can be yours for $300 plus $40 shipping and applicable taxes (PS: No refunds)!

Spoiler: The whole set

Spoiler: Dirty looking paws!

Spoiler: These have arm sleeves and the others don't?

Spoiler: Dachshund maybe?

Spoiler: Dirty looking faux fur

Spoiler: Plastic pupil mesh filled with glitter paint

 

[Haint]

Pulled from Ebay, this brand new premade bug dog named Cricket can be yours for $300 plus $40 shipping and applicable taxes (PS: No refunds)!

Spoiler: The whole set

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Spoiler: Dirty looking paws!

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Spoiler: These have arm sleeves and the others don't?

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Spoiler: Dachshund maybe?

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Spoiler: Dirty looking faux fur

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Spoiler: Plastic pupil mesh filled with glitter paint

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The carpet makes it so much worse. Really highlights the grime.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Pulled from Ebay, this brand new premade bug dog named Cricket can be yours for $300 plus $40 shipping and applicable taxes (PS: No refunds)!

Spoiler: The whole set

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Spoiler: Dirty looking paws!

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Spoiler: These have arm sleeves and the others don't?

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Spoiler: Dachshund maybe?

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Spoiler: Dirty looking faux fur

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Spoiler: Plastic pupil mesh filled with glitter paint

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I'll give the benefit of the doubt to the longer fur which seems to be the white/brown mix that most call "wolf pelt" colors. But the shorter fur has no excuse to be that brown.

 

[Jimjamjollyjee]

Pulled from Ebay, this brand new premade bug dog named Cricket can be yours for $300 plus $40 shipping and applicable taxes (PS: No refunds)!

Spoiler: The whole set

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Spoiler: Dirty looking paws!

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Spoiler: These have arm sleeves and the others don't?

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Spoiler: Dachshund maybe?

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Spoiler: Dirty looking faux fur

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Spoiler: Plastic pupil mesh filled with glitter paint

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It gets worse with every angle. The String-bean ears made me chuckled some though.

 

[Dr. Octogonapus]

Pulled from Ebay, this brand new premade bug dog named Cricket can be yours for $300 plus $40 shipping and applicable taxes (PS: No refunds)!

Spoiler: The whole set

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Spoiler: Dirty looking paws!

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Spoiler: These have arm sleeves and the others don't?

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Spoiler: Dachshund maybe?

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Spoiler: Dirty looking faux fur

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Spoiler: Plastic pupil mesh filled with glitter paint

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The last image reminds me of Alfred's playhouse. The face shape reminds me of that style. I like it in that regards. I don't get what's up with the dirty paws though. Is that like, actual dirt or a feature?

 

[Booqueefius_Titanus]

The last image reminds me of Alfred's playhouse. The face shape reminds me of that style. I like it in that regards. I don't get what's up with the dirty paws though. Is that like, actual dirt or a feature?

Looking closely at the fur, the brown looks like a feature. However like what Hank Scorpio said, it has no excuse being that color brown. It looks like really poor quality "wolf pelt" faux fur.

Found some more notable Ebay listings:

Spoiler: Can't see, can't breathe

Found this one yesterday and lost track of the listing, I think the cost was around $300.

Spoiler: This is supposed to be a bat

Costs $778 after shipping.

Spoiler: Derpiest Protogen I've ever seen

Bids start at $80, or you can buy it now at $216.85 after shipping!

Spoiler: Painted foam

Imagine passing out from huffing the paint fumes in this thing all day ($350 after shipping by the way).

Spoiler: This looks like some kind of Pokemon, not sure what though

Gotta love the bizarre toes on the feet (bids start at $150, or you could buy it now for $372.75 after shipping).

Spoiler: Apparently a horse, felt skin, plastic mesh eyes

You can snag this for $241.67 after shipping!

Spoiler: This is the second Lavafox head I've run across with a floppy muzzle

Looks like when a beginner artist doesn't understand how to draw a muzzle in a front-facing perspective and draws the muzzle flying off the side of the face (Costs $560 after shipping).

Spoiler: Saved the derpiest for last

Using a dino mask as your base for a canine head was a pretty bad idea to begin with ($215.40 after shipping by the way).

 

[Haint]

Looking closely at the fur, the brown looks like a feature. However like what Hank Scorpio said, it has no excuse being that color brown. It looks like really poor quality "wolf pelt" faux fur.

Found some more notable Ebay listings:

Spoiler: Can't see, can't breathe

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Found this one yesterday and lost track of the listing, I think the cost was around $300.

Spoiler: This is supposed to be a bat

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Costs $778 after shipping.

Spoiler: Derpiest Protogen I've ever seen

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Bids start at $80, or you can buy it now at $216.85 after shipping!

Spoiler: Painted foam

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Imagine passing out from huffing the paint fumes in this thing all day ($350 after shipping by the way).

Spoiler: This looks like some kind of Pokemon, not sure what though

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Gotta love the bizarre toes on the feet (bids start at $150, or you could buy it now for $372.75 after shipping).

Spoiler: Apparently a horse, felt skin, plastic mesh eyes

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You can snag this for $241.67 after shipping!

Spoiler: This is the second Lavafox head I've run across with a floppy muzzle

View attachment 2969255Looks like when a beginner artist doesn't understand how to draw a muzzle in a front-facing perspective and draws the muzzle flying off the side of the face (Costs $560 after shipping).

Spoiler: Saved the derpiest for last

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Using a dino mask as your base for a canine head was a pretty bad idea to begin with ($215.40 after shipping by the way).

The dino mask appears again!

 

[Yaks]

Looking closely at the fur, the brown looks like a feature. However like what Hank Scorpio said, it has no excuse being that color brown. It looks like really poor quality "wolf pelt" faux fur.

Found some more notable Ebay listings:

Spoiler: Can't see, can't breathe

View attachment 2969254

Found this one yesterday and lost track of the listing, I think the cost was around $300.

Spoiler: This is supposed to be a bat

View attachment 2969295
Costs $778 after shipping.

Spoiler: Derpiest Protogen I've ever seen

View attachment 2969250

Bids start at $80, or you can buy it now at $216.85 after shipping!

Spoiler: Painted foam

View attachment 2969249

Imagine passing out from huffing the paint fumes in this thing all day ($350 after shipping by the way).

Spoiler: This looks like some kind of Pokemon, not sure what though

View attachment 2969246View attachment 2969247

Gotta love the bizarre toes on the feet (bids start at $150, or you could buy it now for $372.75 after shipping).

Spoiler: Apparently a horse, felt skin, plastic mesh eyes

View attachment 2969292View attachment 2969294

You can snag this for $241.67 after shipping!

Spoiler: This is the second Lavafox head I've run across with a floppy muzzle

View attachment 2969255Looks like when a beginner artist doesn't understand how to draw a muzzle in a front-facing perspective and draws the muzzle flying off the side of the face (Costs $560 after shipping).

Spoiler: Saved the derpiest for last

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Using a dino mask as your base for a canine head was a pretty bad idea to begin with ($215.40 after shipping by the way).

The last one is hilarious. The always showing overbite teeth and crossed eyes really brings it together.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Looking closely at the fur, the brown looks like a feature. However like what Hank Scorpio said, it has no excuse being that color brown. It looks like really poor quality "wolf pelt" faux fur.

Found some more notable Ebay listings:

Spoiler: Can't see, can't breathe

View attachment 2969254

Found this one yesterday and lost track of the listing, I think the cost was around $300.

Spoiler: This is supposed to be a bat

View attachment 2969295
Costs $778 after shipping.

Spoiler: Derpiest Protogen I've ever seen

View attachment 2969250

Bids start at $80, or you can buy it now at $216.85 after shipping!

Spoiler: Painted foam

View attachment 2969249

Imagine passing out from huffing the paint fumes in this thing all day ($350 after shipping by the way).

Spoiler: This looks like some kind of Pokemon, not sure what though

View attachment 2969246View attachment 2969247

Gotta love the bizarre toes on the feet (bids start at $150, or you could buy it now for $372.75 after shipping).

Spoiler: Apparently a horse, felt skin, plastic mesh eyes

View attachment 2969292View attachment 2969294

You can snag this for $241.67 after shipping!

Spoiler: This is the second Lavafox head I've run across with a floppy muzzle

View attachment 2969255Looks like when a beginner artist doesn't understand how to draw a muzzle in a front-facing perspective and draws the muzzle flying off the side of the face (Costs $560 after shipping).

Spoiler: Saved the derpiest for last

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Using a dino mask as your base for a canine head was a pretty bad idea to begin with ($215.40 after shipping by the way).

The last one isn't worth the Money at all, but also it's so stupid he's a little charming.

 

[Haint]

Ok, that was supposed to spoiler. Sorry

 

[Krystal]

Spoiler: Painted foam

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Imagine passing out from huffing the paint fumes in this thing all day ($350 after shipping by the way).

I'll give this one benefit since I think it's supposed to be Springtrap from FNAF 3.

Looks fairly decent if that's what they're going for. Others just need more/better work done.
This one looks really goofy in the most hilarious way I love it.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

This suit isn't bad. But I'm showing it because the angle made me think it was a really fucking cursed Quad suit. And I'm kinda sad it isn't.

I though the ears and stuff were some kind of awful snout.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

The state of those paws

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

The state of those paws
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It even looks depressed

 

[HEXbox Carousel]

Out of curiosity, what are your guys favorite classic cursed suits?
Mined the long flareon.

Spoiler: I still adore Carpet Samples' serial killer vibe

 

[Coelacanth]

Spoiler: I still adore Carpet Samples' serial killer vibe

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The worst thing about this costume isn't its horrifying appearance for me - it's the fact this guy constructed the suit from all the unwashed plushies he's fucked over the years. I absolutely believe that one guy who claimed the smell of this thing alone was enough to clear out entire rooms at cons.

 

[MysticMisty]

The state of those paws
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I don't think one can of gas is going to be enough to cleanse this walking biohazard.