The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Swedish Fish]

Yet another person selling a fursuit for financial coverage. It seems like for every young furry putting their nest-egg money into a fursuit, there's another one a few years older trying to sell their impulse purchase now that they've moved out of the basement.

The suit looks well-constructed on the whole. But the eyes are hitting an uncanny valley for me. Is this how people who were actually scared of FNAF felt?

Spoiler: those

Spoiler: eyes

Spoiler: though

 

[Len Kagamoney]

Those eyes.

The horror....

How do people look at how poorly made that shit is and still put it on?

This thread reminds me of all the HinaUchi shit that's nearly a decade old by now

The suit looks well-constructed on the whole. But the eyes are hitting an uncanny valley for me. Is this how people who were actually scared of FNAF felt?

Spoiler: those

Spoiler: eyes

Spoiler: though

The issue with the eyes is how tiny the iris is. In human eyes, you should not be able to see the sclera above or below the iris, or it's a sign of a problem. Of course animal eyes are different, but this shit's trying to emulate cartoony and anime eyes.

Gimme a sec, I'm trying to edit one of the images a bit, I'll update this post when I'm done

Spoiler: Compare

 

[Nekromantik]

Those eyes.

The horror....

The eyes, the hands, the everything...

 

[Dollars2010]

Hello friends, I have found some goodies on a fursuit sale group. Please do enjoy!

Spoiler: I have no nose but I must sniff!

Spoiler: Every furries wet dream now a reality

Spoiler: He got fined for AWOO-ing

Spoiler: Another victim of nose theft

@John Furrman

Spoiler: Swole-gal

Spoiler: My expression looking at these critters

Spoiler: Hey, that's an okay rat!

Spoiler: Oh...

And now my favourite suit.

Spoiler: Please buy this sweet baby.

Spoiler: Info about the suit! A very good read!

 

[PuToTyra]

And now my favourite suit.

Spoiler: Please buy this sweet baby.

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Spoiler: Info about the suit! A very good read!

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Took me a while to understand what I'm even looking at there even

 

[Nekromantik]

Oh, it's a wolf. Ok...

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Oh, it's a wolf. Ok...

I thought it was supposed to be the Mondo Mole from Earthbound.

 

[Hecate]

Spoiler: Info about the suit! A very good read!

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Paper? Will it disintegrate if I spit on it?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Took me a while to understand what I'm even looking at there even

You're ahead of me then. I still can't comprehend what I'm seeing. What is that brown thing dangling off it?

 

[PuToTyra]

You're ahead of me then. I still can't comprehend what I'm seeing. What is that brown thing dangling off it?

it's supposed to be a nose

 

[Power Armor]

Spoiler: Fresh from FurAffinity:

oh this guy

i think he has a patreon somewhere. should be on his FA page tbh.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

I love bad fursuit threads.
Here's a video of a furry with a bad suit who got kicked out of target. They came back and tried to protest lmao.

 

[Cantaloupine]

I love bad fursuit threads.
Here's a video of a furry with a bad suit who got kicked out of target. They came back and tried to protest lmao.

The cringe is unreal... I'm gonna need surgery to find my neck from the recoil.

To stay on topic:

Dollar store party wig? Instant poodle!

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

This had the sentence attached to it

“Hello lady furs who wants to take the flower?”

 

[Gorgar]

what even is it?

I think that’s a spider deer that’s been through a 1950s Black hare rally that ended with a painwar,

This thread is too fun to find content for

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $ 100

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $ 400

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $ 300

Spoiler: Current Bid - $250

Not the worst, but it's an IT fursuit

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $ 90

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $ 300

"Weird shark thingy for sale since it doesn't fit me"

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $450

Oh god that 400$ one looks like a half pizzeria amnitronic and half ripped out of an actual dog!

 

[Nekromantik]

This had the sentence attached to it

“Hello lady furs who wants to take the flower?”

Why does it have a framed picture of anime?

 

[FP 208]

I want to see a silent hill / resident evil tank control horror game steal these characters(?) and put them to the use they deserve as horror monsters shambling towards you groaning and burbling with claws outstretched

 

[Cantaloupine]

Barn owl that's flown into the side of a barn a few too many times.

Spoiler: It screams but God will not answer

And some lovely used rubber dragon feet for sale;

Most definitely walked around a few fur conventions before sale. Imagine the smell.

 

[Gorgar]

Barn owl that's flown into the side of a barn a few too many times.

Spoiler: It screams but God will not answer

And some lovely used rubber dragon feet for sale;

Most definitely walked around a few fur conventions before sale. Imagine the smell.

You sure that’s rubber? Looks more like bronze due to the paint.

Spoiler: He got fined for AWOO-ing

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Chris Chan is a confirmed furry.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

You sure that’s rubber? Looks more like bronze due to the paint.

They look slimy as fuck. Probably be fantastic if you were shooting for a Creature from the Black Lagoon feel.