The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

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If that's freedom, I want out.

In other news though...

Seriously, why are there multiple pictures of boob fursuits scaring minorities at local malls? I’ve seen two of these now and I’m considering starting a collection because they always make me laugh.
 
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I know it's not a bad fursuit but that only makes the crime twice as severe. I know it's based on an OC and all, but how the fuck is this meant to be a shiba inu? Maybe it's just the coat being a few shades off, but that toasted-marshmellow is honestly the most unique part about the breed. They also used a real-life dog for reference.

Oh, and it has a butthole.
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I know it's not a bad fursuit but that only makes the crime twice as severe. I know it's based on an OC and all, but how the fuck is this meant to be a shiba inu? Maybe it's just the coat being a few shades off, but that toasted-marshmellow is honestly the most unique part about the breed. They also used a real-life dog for reference.

Oh, and it has a butthole.
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Yeah, the ears are way too big. It just looks like a generic wolf reskin.
Shibas have that trademark round, baby-face look to them.
 
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The title also mentions that you get a free item upon ordering. The description does not expand on what the free item is or could be.

So the other night, I was listening to this podcast where they interviewed Brian Bethel of Black Eyed Kid fame and he told an even (imo) creepier story about something that happened when he was a tiny kid. Apparently, he was sleeping in bed with this grandparents, the TV was unplugged, only to suddenly turn on and show two Muppet-like things that "weren't Muppets." They had sharp, eerily realistic teeth and kept trying to get him to come closer to the TV, he kept refusing and trying without success to wake up his grandparents, until he finally just freaked and ran into the other room. As he was sitting there trying to convince himself it had been a dream, the big TV lit up like it was about to come on, and he just screamed. That brought his mom running in, and he saw the big TV shut off.

It creeped me out to the point where I had trouble sleeping that night. That's exactly what this thing makes me think of.
 
Do the rubber ones EVER look good?

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I think the only time the rubber suits look passable is with amphibian haracters, but I’ve only ever seen one and it stopped being good above the waist (don’t even mention the head). Every other one I’ve seen is shit.

I kind of like the cow one ironically, though. It has this creepy shit that makes it feel like something from a snuff film or the gimp from Pulp Fiction.

I also find amusement in seein the eyes and how happy he looks in those suits. Good for him, but fuck, man, it makes him look like a mentally handicapped man being used as an exotic dancer on the dark web thinking he’s doing something Innocent when it’s just for sick fucks to jerk off to. It’s really strange.
 
I have several questions and comments.

Why are the arms done like an Animal Crossing character or Mii?
Why does it have wonky proportions? Even hyper thicc fetish artists add curves, but the joints here look like what you’d see on a robot.
Why does this picture have an overlay that reminds me of the early 2000s?

Other than that, seeing that the person inside is some Japanese dude (so I assume, at least) makes me giggle.
 
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