The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

Reynard said:
I have several questions and comments.

Why are the arms done like an Animal Crossing character or Mii?
Why does it have wonky proportions? Even hyper thicc fetish artists add curves, but the joints here look like what you’d see on a robot.
Why does this picture have an overlay that reminds me of the early 2000s?

Other than that, seeing that the person inside is some Japanese dude (so I assume, at least) makes me giggle.
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The arms without any fingers or whatever are usually to do with immobilisation and helplessness, a specific subset of bondage kink. Same thing a lot of plushsuit suiters enjoy too - Being unable to use their hands and feeling trapped.
They usually get off to the whole 'one you put the suit on you can't get it off without help' aspect
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
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So I actually decided to look at the website listed and it gave me a good laugh for the day. They’re an inflatable and balloon company called Hong Yi Toy that I’m assuming is based in China because of the name and all the bootlegs it sells. I’d post some photos but I’m unfortunately not in a position to where that’s possible as of writing this. What I found most amusing, however, was how they have sex inflatables with SPHs (and advertised as having them) of copywritten characters like Renamon with hyper boobs right next to inflatables they sell that you can use for festivals and events like arches or things you can have your company logo printed on. Even better is how they show size comparisons via having one of their workers awkwardly stand next to the inflatable with an expression on their face that says “I don’t want to be here.” It’s especially hilarious when you get to the sex ones because it shows just how awkward it is to show your face next to an inflatable with a flesh light hole and enormous fake tits or sometimes even a printed-on vagina for the sake of customers getting an idea of how big it is. Funniest shit I’ve seen today.
 
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Reynard said:
So I actually decided to look at the website listed and it gave me a good laugh for the day. They’re an inflatable and balloon company called Hong Yi Toy that I’m assuming is based in China because of the name and all the bootlegs it sells. I’d post some photos but I’m unfortunately not in a position to where that’s possible as of writing this. What I found most amusing, however, was how they have sex inflatables with SPHs (and advertised as having them) of copywritten characters like Renamon with hyper boobs right next to inflatables they sell that you can use for festivals and events like arches or things you can have your company logo printed on. Even better is how they show size comparisons via having one of their workers awkwardly stand next to the inflatable with an expression on their face that says “I don’t want to be here.” It’s especially hilarious when you get to the sex ones because it shows just how awkward it is to show your face next to an inflatable with a flesh light hole and enormous fake tits or sometimes even a printed-on vagina for the sake of customers getting an idea of how big it is. Funniest shit I’ve seen today.
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may be a little off topic, but this was on that site:
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Reynard said:
Even better is how they show size comparisons via having one of their workers awkwardly stand next to the inflatable with an expression on their face that says “I don’t want to be here.” It’s especially hilarious when you get to the sex ones because it shows just how awkward it is to show your face next to an inflatable with a flesh light hole and enormous fake tits or sometimes even a printed-on vagina for the sake of customers getting an idea of how big it is. Funniest shit I’ve seen today.
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They don't always look like they don't want to be there...
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Got2Hands said:
So the other night, I was listening to this podcast where they interviewed Brian Bethel of Black Eyed Kid fame and he told an even (imo) creepier story about something that happened when he was a tiny kid. Apparently, he was sleeping in bed with this grandparents, the TV was unplugged, only to suddenly turn on and show two Muppet-like things that "weren't Muppets." They had sharp, eerily realistic teeth and kept trying to get him to come closer to the TV, he kept refusing and trying without success to wake up his grandparents, until he finally just freaked and ran into the other room. As he was sitting there trying to convince himself it had been a dream, the big TV lit up like it was about to come on, and he just screamed. That brought his mom running in, and he saw the big TV shut off.

It creeped me out to the point where I had trouble sleeping that night. That's exactly what this thing makes me think of.
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I'm reading this under the influence, and now I'm afraid to look at my tv. Fucking furries...
 
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Dingo said:
That "tail erection" needs to go as well, it looks hideous.
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Can't make that look good. I'm assuming it's supposed to be a puff adder's tail, but you can't just let a tail like that drag on the ground :\ I get the feeling that BC has no kind of drafting and revision process and just...bullshits her designs as she goes. There's no way this design was ever on paper.
 
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Ok now I want you to imagine that suit with no arms

The photo is so bad it has taken me since the post was put up minus maybe 10 minutes until now to see them

Not sure if it is more horrifying that it isn't a COMPLETELY fucked up suit

At least then there could be the excuse of it is properly freaky. This is actually meant to be standard fursuit body proportions (cue some SJW crying that 2 arms, 2 legs is some agenda in society to make disabled people feel less normal. Because 2019 body standards)
 
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Can't make that look good. I'm assuming it's supposed to be a puff adder's tail, but you can't just let a tail like that drag on the ground :\ I get the feeling that BC has no kind of drafting and revision process and just...bullshits her designs as she goes. There's no way this design was ever on paper.
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You are correct. I follow her twitter, and she planned none of this bar the animals she wanted to include. I feel like she is a good example of 'less is more/quality over quantity', as this suit could have worked really well with say 5 or 6 animals or less, not 14.
 
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