The Bumper Sticker Thread - Post interesting/funny stickers you've seen

[Koby_Fish]

I live in an area where it's definitely got a few "your sanity is inversely proportionate to the number of bumper stickers on your car" individuals that are to be found in the wild. Any of these bumper stickers will invariably be various left-wing slogans/pathetic attempts at memes because the Left can't meme, most likely also a Green party sticker somewhere in the mix and that stupid COEXIST sticker. (Which I find ridiculous because there are some things in there that can't coexist no matter how hard anyone tries, just on principle).

I've seen some cute ones tho, that are solitary and thus presumably reasonably sane people:

"BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS
they get to pick your nursing home"

"Sorry for driving so close in front of you"

"Constipated Car"
(can't pass shit)

"Don't Laugh
It's PAID FOR"

 

[Koby_Fish]

One of my favs:

something something it's a vagina not a clown car would probably also be acceptable lol

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Saw this one today:

 

[Crankenstein]

I once saw a bumper sticker that had the MST3K logo on it and "ROWSDOWER!" on it, so I had some made.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Bump for the bumper thread. I've got other pictures of stickers I've seen in the wild, but these are my top three in terms of cringe value. I'll post the others later if this thread picks up again.


Saw this outside a bar. By sheer luck I managed to see the driver as I left. They looked exactly how you'd expect.

The """"best"""" ones I've found are always outside conventions. Found these two in the same parking garage.


*Tips gas cap*


Imagine living in one of the states that requires gas station attendants to fill your gas for you, and they have to open this up. I'd self-immolate on the spot.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

He's single, ladies.