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Imagine if Chris started 'healing' Barb in 2019 and they interviewed her and on camera she'd start to blink erratically and dart her eyes around.Wonder if barb's gonna get interviewed or something good for the finale.
The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary
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Those dogs were clearly begging for an end to their suffering.
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I think living 24/7 in the Chandler house would make anyone erupt like Chris did at the dogs. Barb bitching, dogs howling, surrounded by clutter, Chris babbling and sing singing, nothing in the house working properly, can't find anything, the cars don't work... I think all of us would end up screaming.
They clearly chose beagles because Snoopy was a beagle. A beagle is a horrible choice for living in cramped quarters with.
They clearly chose beagles because Snoopy was a beagle. A beagle is a horrible choice for living in cramped quarters with.
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And to think during the time during the interview, Chris was in his late 30s.
A man in his 30s thinking that stomping at his dogs will get them to stop...who can't find Nintendo controllers in the hoard and considers it as organized chaos...
The secondhand embarrassment radiated off GFM and Co. at the Indian restaurant was tough to stomach through until you realize the restaurant staff were probably laughing at Chris's wardrobe and how much of a dumbass he looked like, ESPECIALLY in that nice-looking of a restaurant.
Waitstaff were probably telling the kitchen to get a load of whatever the hell walked in.
A man in his 30s thinking that stomping at his dogs will get them to stop...who can't find Nintendo controllers in the hoard and considers it as organized chaos...
The secondhand embarrassment radiated off GFM and Co. at the Indian restaurant was tough to stomach through until you realize the restaurant staff were probably laughing at Chris's wardrobe and how much of a dumbass he looked like, ESPECIALLY in that nice-looking of a restaurant.
Waitstaff were probably telling the kitchen to get a load of whatever the hell walked in.
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The doc is more of the same but kudos for them actually going in person to get footage, can't imagine actually being there in person experiencing CWC mindstate for an entire day, i could barely watch that part with Chris screaming and the dogs screaming along with mountains of clutter, everything from that picture is anxiety fuel.
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That moment was so pathetic, so disgusting...It leaves you with a lot of... strange emotions
Chris is the infinite machine of cringe
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It makes me laugh that this documentary is already over three hours long and GamerFromMars still has to upload at least two more videos. Next video has to deal with Bob's death, the house fire, and trooning out. Final chapter is the Idea Guys and Incest Saga.
We'll never have another Chris Chan, thank God.
We'll never have another Chris Chan, thank God.
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I'm liking the documentaries so far, since I guess it's a more shorter alternative to the 60 hour genosamuel documentaries (though i love them a lot, still and prefer them) or even reading the CWCKI. I'm definitely intrigued by the footage GFM filmed while visiting chris, since it really just gives you another good view of how unstable and unhinged Chris is. Especially the apu impression and his animal abuse.
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The Apu moment was the closest thing to a classic Chris moment that we'll get this year.
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Yeah him doing a Apu impression in an Indian restaurant was pretty fucking Kino lol. The crew filming him almost shit themselves.
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The term cringe can be overused, but that scene was its very pinnacle. I did actually physically cringe at it.
Its like taking your most awkward middle school bumpkin friend out, except your all grown up now but their personality never changed even decades later.
Brilliant decision to take him to a place he had never been to though, guaranteed to get interesting footage.
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I hate Chris.
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That is basically Chris. Still has the mentality of a middle schooler in a group of grown ups. It would've been funny if on camera the manager came out after the Apu impression and asked them to leave - recreating another Classic Chris moment.
Upon further reading from the CWCki, I was reading on how Chris' behavior has gotten him kicked out of places, and since this was recorded in 2019, another event that had Chris kicked out for inappropriate behavior was TMG the year before. Chris never learns. I doubt he'll learn anything of his current predicament.
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Is the documentarian going to describe the smell?
Seeing how he treats animals, it’s warranted.
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See-mon-la, bro! Come on. If you're not sure how to pronounce it why you have to say it so many times?
There is something utterly uncomfortable about seeing Chris yell at his dogs at the top of his lungs and then doing his high pitch voice. Also pretty awkward when he yells at his friend while looking for a controler. We know he's prone to rapid change of emotions but in here he was like a machinegun, going from utterly enraged to trying to be cutesy and funny (And being racist in the process).
There is something utterly uncomfortable about seeing Chris yell at his dogs at the top of his lungs and then doing his high pitch voice. Also pretty awkward when he yells at his friend while looking for a controler. We know he's prone to rapid change of emotions but in here he was like a machinegun, going from utterly enraged to trying to be cutesy and funny (And being racist in the process).
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What's interesting to me is how Chris' brain seems to have changed when comparing the Beagles to Patty. There's no personal reports or video from Patty's era, but Chris seemed to have a personal love and respect for the dog that is not present in Snoopy and Clover's place. Classic Chris seemed somewhat human in this regard, Troon Chris seems to look at them as an annoying accessory he can pet every now and then.
I also find the new footage interesting in that Chris is just sleepwalking through life. "People wanting a picture with me doesn't happen often. Once or Twice a month." This would have been something Classic Chris would have begged for.
As weird as he was, this was the high point of his life, ruined by banging his mom. He was infamous, and he did nothing with it. Classic Chris would have used the opportunity to get a gf or people to make a Sonichu video game or cartoon. Troon Chris used it to boost his fragile ego while contemplating motherfucking.
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At most, he had that deal with Praetor. I think they kept whatever money they made selling medallions. There were people whose fan art was miles better than Chris, and there could've been an opportunity to make an indie cartoon, but knowing Chris, he'd butt in with his input too many times, making the production into a train wreck. Chris wants to be the leader, but he's a drone. He's never taken a leadership position before, and with leadership, there comes responsibility. Something that Chris has never taken action for. For example, if there was a project deadline that Chris couldn't do, the first thing Chris would do is blame the trolls.
He does seem to treat the dogs as a toy he throws into his hoard. That's animal abuse if I've ever seen. Chris just never took the time to train them, well his dog at least. I believe it was Barb's idea to get one and Chris just so happened to get one for himself rather than sharing one with his mom.
I sound like an a-log for saying this, but I'm glad one of the dogs died if it meant them suffering another year with the Chandler's and I hope the other one gets sent to a shelter and another home where they can properly take care of it.
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I think, given what we saw in the past, Chris would have been something like the "Director" in his mind while doing very little or nothing at all. It depends on what the people in this hypothetical situation arrange, if someone is the project lead and does all the actual work with Chris pitching ideas. Chris is also a door mat, so it would be easy for people to say "Well people like a little conflict Chris, maybe for the game's/show's purpose Sonichu's house gets destroyed by MLW even if it didn't actually happen" and Chris would go "hmm yeah, but just for this" and possibly once it exists in toon verse Chris Chan would warm up to it.
He was very open to Nintendo making changes as well as other suggestions people made as long as they were flattering. He didn't take Alec's advice because he felt it was harmful and negative to him and his universe (killing Simonla).
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That's what he claimed, but the moment you potentially make any kind of meaningful changes, he would probably throw a tantrum like a twink in heat, who couldn't find a glory hole at Folsom.
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I think if there were changes that Chris didn't like in any professionally made sonichu project, he'd go full Sonic Boom scorched earth, only to be taken by the cops again.