The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

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Chris didn’t have to actually take care of Patty iirc. Bob did the work.

I hope the living beagle has a better life now that Chris is away from him. The vid is extremely uncomfortable to watch (and impossible to listen to).
 
See-mon-la, bro! Come on. If you're not sure how to pronounce it why you have to say it so many times?

There is something utterly uncomfortable about seeing Chris yell at his dogs at the top of his lungs and then doing his high pitch voice. Also pretty awkward when he yells at his friend while looking for a controler. We know he's prone to rapid change of emotions but in here he was like a machinegun, going from utterly enraged to trying to be cutesy and funny (And being racist in the process).
I was pretty surprised at the zero to asshole in such a short period of time, and the way he does it like he doesn't give it any second thought at restraint. He thinks "Well I'm frustrated or upset over a trivial thing, why shouldn't I go completely off the rails?" I wonder if that's from Chris being a jackass or an honest autistic thing where they don't understand body language or emotions and how to properly display them..
Watching it right now. Chris walks into an Indian restaurant, and his first thought is "Better impersonate Apu". And when they say not to, he then turns around and does it anyways.... and there's a server RIGHT FUCKING THERE!

That's a quality Chris moment right there lmao
I've always been at odds with Chris's blatant racism in the past, thinking well, maybe it's just because he grew up down there, but after the Indian Restaurant scene, I really don't know if it's just casual "Southern charm", or Chris is actually racist. I know he gets this really high and mighty dickhead attitude when he's flying high and getting things he wants, but it's so strange that he'd just blurt stuff like that out. Especially around Charlottesville, which isn't exactly a haven for casual racism. Plus, given his LGBT glomming on, he's exposed to the exact opposite of that. Child like mind is one thing but he's been in circles where that sort of thing is extremely frowned upon.

I guess if he thinks he really is some master class human being, he'll view everybody else as subhuman, whether from autism or the crap he's been fed or just his ego. I mean real racists seem to do that sort of shit to inflate themselves as being better than whatever race, so there's that. It also makes me wonder if the episodes we've seen where he is being a racist ass, there's a strong possibility of other encounters that we just don't know about. Like him walking into that Mexican restaurant and doing a Speedy Gonzales impression, calling some Indian gas station attendant Apu, or god knows what in that Chinese restaurant near his house.
 
I just saw that part. Wow. How anyone in the LGBT and SJW community still support Chris is beyond me. Chris' social ques are still fucked up and lead towards the eventual motherfucking years from the point of this video.
The CWCiki had this tone for a while of "Chris used to be a HOMOPHOBE BIGOT but he's really chilled out with his HATE since joining the LGBTQ community" which is obviously stupid and was probably shoved in by reddit troons. Just because he's not in recently videos calling people niggos or homos, he's now wearing a dress, and he's shifted his bigotry around doesn't mean that he suddenly fits the definition of a tolerant person who won't say anything close to wrongthink.
 
I was pretty surprised at the zero to asshole in such a short period of time, and the way he does it like he doesn't give it any second thought at restraint. He thinks "Well I'm frustrated or upset over a trivial thing, why shouldn't I go completely off the rails?" I wonder if that's from Chris being a jackass or an honest autistic thing where they don't understand body language or emotions and how to properly display them..

I've always been at odds with Chris's blatant racism in the past, thinking well, maybe it's just because he grew up down there, but after the Indian Restaurant scene, I really don't know if it's just casual "Southern charm", or Chris is actually racist. I know he gets this really high and mighty dickhead attitude when he's flying high and getting things he wants, but it's so strange that he'd just blurt stuff like that out. Especially around Charlottesville, which isn't exactly a haven for casual racism. Plus, given his LGBT glomming on, he's exposed to the exact opposite of that. Child like mind is one thing but he's been in circles where that sort of thing is extremely frowned upon.

I guess if he thinks he really is some master class human being, he'll view everybody else as subhuman, whether from autism or the crap he's been fed or just his ego. I mean real racists seem to do that sort of shit to inflate themselves as being better than whatever race, so there's that. It also makes me wonder if the episodes we've seen where he is being a racist ass, there's a strong possibility of other encounters that we just don't know about. Like him walking into that Mexican restaurant and doing a Speedy Gonzales impression, calling some Indian gas station attendant Apu, or god knows what in that Chinese restaurant near his house.
He thinks of Apu as 'television comedy indian' nothing at all to do with actual indian people, why would it bug them if he plays a 'tv indian'? :stupid:
 
I wonder if that's from Chris being a jackass or an honest autistic thing where they don't understand body language or emotions and how to properly display them..
If Chris had been put through proper therapy instead of mainstreaming, I would say it's a TRUE AND HONEST autistic thing (unless it was corrected). Chris was definitely being a jackass there. He said it himself: "I'm here and I feel like I have to do this." Like no second thought. He's been hanging out with lefties for a while now and one would think that would be inappropriate, but this is Chris. It's obvious as to why Chris has never been to any ethnic restaurant and always places like McDonalds. If he wasn't with Copitz or anyone else, they sure would've told Chris to leave. I guess Chris needs 24/7 wrangling.
 
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Like him walking into that Mexican restaurant and doing a Speedy Gonzales impression,
Mexicans often love that character. If the restaurant is based, they might think it’s funny if a kid or tard does a Speedy impression. Mostly it’s just weird because doing any kind of an impression at a restaurant is reetarded.
 
I really wonder if Chris meeting those fans was scripted or not. Either way that high pitched squeal he did when the people on the street recognized him shows that was probably the highlight of his day.

Also did that take place at the same pavilion he filmed Sonichu's Edge at? They look familiar.

He does seem to treat the dogs as a toy he throws into his hoard. That's animal abuse if I've ever seen. Chris just never took the time to train them, well his dog at least. I believe it was Barb's idea to get one and Chris just so happened to get one for himself rather than sharing one with his mom.

I sound like an a-log for saying this, but I'm glad one of the dogs died if it meant them suffering another year with the Chandler's and I hope the other one gets sent to a shelter and another home where they can properly take care of it.
Its a very child like mentality to raising an animal. When you're a kid you think of a pet like a stuffed animal that you can play with whenever you want and put away in the toy box at night. Then you realize that a pet has needs and feelings of its own and you have to put work into raising an animal. Thankfully most kids have parents who make some effort to care for the pet when the kid is too immature to know that you need to walk the dog everyday, pick up its poop, and to be gentle when playing with it. Chris of course is a lazy, selfish, child in a grown mans body living with a lazy, elderly, hoarder and never understood what goes into caring for a dog because Mommy and mostly Daddy did all the work.

I was pretty surprised at the zero to asshole in such a short period of time, and the way he does it like he doesn't give it any second thought at restraint. He thinks "Well I'm frustrated or upset over a trivial thing, why shouldn't I go completely off the rails?" I wonder if that's from Chris being a jackass or an honest autistic thing where they don't understand body language or emotions and how to properly display them..

I've always been at odds with Chris's blatant racism in the past, thinking well, maybe it's just because he grew up down there, but after the Indian Restaurant scene, I really don't know if it's just casual "Southern charm", or Chris is actually racist. I know he gets this really high and mighty dickhead attitude when he's flying high and getting things he wants, but it's so strange that he'd just blurt stuff like that out. Especially around Charlottesville, which isn't exactly a haven for casual racism. Plus, given his LGBT glomming on, he's exposed to the exact opposite of that. Child like mind is one thing but he's been in circles where that sort of thing is extremely frowned upon.

I guess if he thinks he really is some master class human being, he'll view everybody else as subhuman, whether from autism or the crap he's been fed or just his ego. I mean real racists seem to do that sort of shit to inflate themselves as being better than whatever race, so there's that. It also makes me wonder if the episodes we've seen where he is being a racist ass, there's a strong possibility of other encounters that we just don't know about. Like him walking into that Mexican restaurant and doing a Speedy Gonzales impression, calling some Indian gas station attendant Apu, or god knows what in that Chinese restaurant near his house.
I think its less he's a racist and more he's been socialized by cartoons and doesn't understand its inappropriate to imitate cartoon stereotypes in public. His mindset is that he thinks Apu is funny so everyone else will think it will be funny if he imitates him because they're in an Indian restaurant so now is as good a time as any to go "Thank you. Come again" in front of an Indian person. He's like Michael on The Office where he's imitating what makes him laugh and trying to be funny but he's too stupid and socially retarded to figure out everyone is cringing at what he's doing and now isn't a good time to tell an offensive joke. If he has done shit like that in the past in front of other minorities I'm sure he's gotten a pass because people can see he's not all there and it isn't worth it to get angry at a mentally retarded man or they've quietly banned him from their stores and the internet just hasn't heard Chris throw a tantrum about it.
 
I watched it and it's just the restating of everything everyone already knows.
Sware it was word for word with some early life stuff compared to other chris docs.
Ignor me, Im just bitter fron all the kids just learning about him after the shit with his mom. Everyone wants it to be '09 again for all the wrong reasons
 
The CWCiki had this tone for a while of "Chris used to be a HOMOPHOBE BIGOT but he's really chilled out with his HATE since joining the LGBTQ community" which is obviously stupid and was probably shoved in by reddit troons. Just because he's not in recently videos calling people niggos or homos, he's now wearing a dress, and he's shifted his bigotry around doesn't mean that he suddenly fits the definition of a tolerant person who won't say anything close to wrongthink.

I cant tell if it's because he's genuinely racist or just too stupid to pay attention to anything happening.

When asked about black lives matter, he seemed actually befuddled as to what the person was talking about. I would understand an average American thinking "oh they are good" or "oh they protest violently/ burn down cities" but to not even seem to understand? Chris is LGBTQ but only cares about the politics of it to an extremely self-centered and myopic extent.

It was never funny to me that people tried to get Chris into Nazism or Islam or Communism or anything besides pony cartoons. He just doesn't give a shit about any of that.
 
It looked to me like he thought he was being funny, without any real understanding of how US Indians feel about that particular character and stereotype, especially the fact that the character was voiced by a white actor, so it is widely seen as “brown face”.

As for them taking offense to it, UK Indians running restaurants and curry houses have been tolerating thick white british customers doing stupid Indian accents, saying ridiculous things like “bud bud ding ding” or calling them Gunga Din.

Over the years they just nod and lean into it a bit to overcharge the fools, while serving them over spiced curry which they force themselves to eat out of machismo.
The same kind of guys who play the racist also insist on the hottest spiciest curry on the menu.
To order something, then find it too spicy would be the most humiliating thing they could do. So they will eat it, despite the pain then, then the burning ring the next day.

Anyway! I am sure Indian restaurant proprietors in the US have a similar practice for oh so funny Apu impersonators.
 
Seeing Chris yell at those dogs like that was disturbing to say the least. And that's only what we happened to see on camera.

Also, what's the deal with the part where Chris banged/stomped on the floor near the dogs? Is that something that actually works to calm dogs down, or was that just a shamelessly autistic way for Chris to take out his rage?
 
Also, what's the deal with the part where Chris banged/stomped on the floor near the dogs? Is that something that actually works to calm dogs down, or was that just a shamelessly autistic way for Chris to take out his rage?
The idea is that, if you startle the dog with a loud noise, it'll knock off whatever it's doing. That, or you stomp towards it as a way to make it think you're coming over to punish it. It's a quick fix that gets less effective the more you do it.

Considering he never gives them actual commands, the dogs probably don't know that he wants them to be quiet. All they know for sure is that when Chris gets loud and comes towards them, they're getting a smack. That's the only training they've ever had.
 
Also, what's the deal with the part where Chris banged/stomped on the floor near the dogs? Is that something that actually works to calm dogs down, or was that just a shamelessly autistic way for Chris to take out his rage?
It seemed to be a typical impotent tard out, but one of his streaming videos awhile back, the dogs were losing their shit over his pizza prank deliveries and Chris went down to the front door where the dogs were wailing. You could hear some loud bangs and Chris screeching at the dogs, I think a yelp or two and then they were quiet. It wouldn't surprise me if he actually gets violent with them, kicking them or something.
 
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