The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

[taintmisbehavin]

Seeing Chris yell at those dogs like that was disturbing to say the least. And that's only what we happened to see on camera.

Also, what's the deal with the part where Chris banged/stomped on the floor near the dogs? Is that something that actually works to calm dogs down, or was that just a shamelessly autistic way for Chris to take out his rage?

I am going to guess that is something that normally stops dogs from barking, but for Chris it is a shamelessly autistic way to take out his rage. We all know he does nothing to benefit the dogs so I would assume this is also not part of their training. The biggest issue illustrated here is how poorly socialized the dogs are. Especially for a breed as people motivated as beagles.

people are cringing that hard over the acting voice? It’s better than @SamuellyGenie saying “What made HER this way” (I haven’t even watched his series since that change)

I can’t decide who makes me cringe more. The “Her this way” is eye rolling in its pandering to both Chris and the trannies, but at least Geno has not inserted himself in Chris lore by videotaping himself with the subject for attention.

I guess I just landed on if Chris is involved, it is all cringe. The Chris voice in the GamerfromMars doc is definitely pretty low on the list of what makes it so though.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

It seemed to be a typical impotent tard out, but one of his streaming videos awhile back, the dogs were losing their shit over his pizza prank deliveries and Chris went down to the front door where the dogs were wailing. You could hear some loud bangs and Chris screeching at the dogs, I think a yelp or two and then they were quiet. It wouldn't surprise me if he actually gets violent with them, kicking them or something.

Its pretty obvious he abuses the dogs motherfuckers scream like hell. Dogs not supposed to sound like that.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I am going to guess that is something that normally stops dogs from barking, but for Chris it is a shamelessly autistic way to take out his rage. We all know he does nothing to benefit the dogs so I would assume this is also not part of their training. The biggest issue illustrated here is how poorly socialized the dogs are. Especially for a breed as people motivated as beagles.

Just like Chris. I know pets and kids are different, but just imagine if Chris had a daughter like he's always wanted? Guarantee you if the kid wasn't taken away by CPS due to the hoard, Chris would react to the infant's crying similar to that of Clover and Snoopy's braying.

Considering he never gives them actual commands, the dogs probably don't know that he wants them to be quiet. All they know for sure is that when Chris gets loud and comes towards them, they're getting a smack. That's the only training they've ever had.

If only Borb used that on Chris.

 

[FinnSven]

Just like Chris. I know pets and kids are different, but just imagine if Chris had a daughter like he's always wanted? Guarantee you if the kid wasn't taken away by CPS due to the hoard, Chris would react to the infant's crying similar to that of Clover and Snoopy's braying.



If only Borb used that on Chris.

If Chris had a kid, he probably would have allowed Tommie Tooter to come and care for it, and the dogs.

Tommie would have the added bonus of being able to pass for barb when it came to collecting her cheques.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

Just like Chris. I know pets and kids are different, but just imagine if Chris had a daughter like he's always wanted? Guarantee you if the kid wasn't taken away by CPS due to the hoard, Chris would react to the infant's crying similar to that of Clover and Snoopy's braying.



If only Borb used that on Chris.

Chris having a daughter would be a disaster for the human race.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Its pretty obvious he abuses the dogs motherfuckers scream like hell. Dogs not supposed to sound like that.

To be fair, I’ve owned 3 beagles and 3 basset hounds, and more often than not, they have the autistic-yelp-bark gene.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

To be fair, I’ve owned 3 beagles and 3 basset hounds, and more often than not, they have the autistic-yelp-bark gene.

I know that beagles love to be loud but those screams are still not normal. Not from any breed of dog

 

[The Un-Clit]

To be fair, I’ve owned 3 beagles and 3 basset hounds, and more often than not, they have the autistic-yelp-bark gene.

I've never owned these breeds but I've been around them. None of the howling beagles I've ever heard sound like they are tearing out their own vocal cords in pain with the force of doing so. And in one case with a friends beagle, we used to howl with him to get him fired up to howl some more and piss off his parents, and he never sounded like he was bringing up blood as he did so, even after an hour's straight baying at the moon with a couple of bored 8 year olds.

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

I think the start and end videos are Chris in a nutshell. At the start strangers are coming to the house so everyone's on edge. The barking dog's set off Chris's empathy and he starts reeing.

In the end he's loving the attention and is emboldened to be a jerkass. He knew the Indian thing was wrong - that's why he did it.

Can you imagine what writing a book comparing to a household name would embolden him to do?

EDIT: my two cents on the fake chris / fake art. It's weird the voice impression has nowhere near the range that Chris has as he cycles through retarded personality fragments. On the other hand the art has too much emotion.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Yeah. Basically, the art is too good for Chris, and the vocal impersonation too bad. The latter's kind of frustrating in that there are brief moments where the voice artist almost nails it, but then fucks it all up. And why impersonate Chris's voice anyway?

Still better than Geno's stuff, for my money.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

people are cringing that hard over the acting voice? It’s better than @SamuellyGenie saying “What made HER this way” (I haven’t even watched his series since that change)

Based and tranny-enabler pilled.

 

[Cloister the Stupid]

The only thing it's keeping me from watching the videos right away when they drop is the oh-so-deliciously-hilarious CWC impersonator. I need to work myself into the right mood to hear a troll do an inaccurately exaggerated standup bit while winking & nudging me for an hour. "See, see, it takes me 15 seconds to say a 5 second sentence, because OPL talks so funny! Aren't I a laugh riot?"

It amounts to cringe that makes me want to turn the vid off.

 

[TOOTBLAN]

At this point, I'm just waiting for a supercut of all the new footage.

 

[Snigger]

Was going to ignore this as another CWCipedia Knockoff until I saw that the guy interviewed Chris. I'm only 30 minutes in, is it worth more of my time?

 

[PhoBingas]

Based and tranny-enabler pilled.

I'm pretty sure the only reason Geno calls Chris a she is because youtube would yeet his channels for troonphobia if he called Chris what he actually is.

 

[Snigger]

I'm pretty sure the only reason Geno calls Chris a she is because youtube would yeet his channels for troonphobia if he called Chris what he actually is.

This has been my perspective as well, if you listen closely, (assuming I'm not schizoposting), his intonation at saying "she" is much different than when he said "he"

 

[PhoBingas]

This has been my perspective as well, if you listen closely, (assuming I'm not schizoposting), his intonation at saying "she" is much different than when he said "he"

Maybe, but it might just be his accent. I wonder if he has to redo voice lines because Geno accidently says he?

 

[Ophelia]

People get so autistic over pronouns.

I'm only 30 minutes in, is it worth more of my time?

The new footage is worth a look if only because we’re otherwise cut off from new Chris content.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Was going to ignore this as another CWCipedia Knockoff until I saw that the guy interviewed Chris. I'm only 30 minutes in, is it worth more of my time?

no, just watch the first and last 2 mins of each video. that's the footage not seen before and it's not really that special either. The main highlights being chris sperging about dogs, and being extremely racist accidentally by autism to indian people in public.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Glad to see you active in this thread @SamuellyGenie ! Sorry about people derailing the thread by bitching about your pronoun usage. I’m always thankful when you’re new Chris videos come out, and I loved your video on Close To The Edge by Yes.