The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Hmm I feel like there's a lot that the last part didn't cover. Obviously this isn't Geno's documentary (which goes the opposite direction - it covers too much, so I've lost interest in that one as well - I don't have the attention span to listen to 45-minute-long voice chats between Chris and whomever constantly). But some of the major trolls weren't even covered, like Sockness. Obviously he can't cover every single one, but still, I would have thought that would get a mention.

Otherwise it was an enjoyable watch.

 

[Kulee Baba]

"I get why people trash Kiwi Farms, but at the end of the day it's just them getting hyper fixated on strange and curious individuals. It's the same as how the media reports on every little thing Kanye West or Kim Kardashian does."
-GFM

Well summed up. And good on GFM because he in essence does the same stuff in a professional style.

Kiwifarms is a gossip forum, and there's no difference between a notorious lolcow and Ezra Miller.

 

[human trash]

Good point.

Though didn't Null say that at some point, Chris started telling him about an "older friend"?

Has Null ever give a timeline at around what point Chris started telling these sly hints? Or was it close to the reveal anyways?

a month or so before it leaked, iirc - it lined up with what chris had told bella in the phone call, that he'd started around june or july or whatever month it was

 

[D4C]

Is it just me or did the Chris Chan voice acting get noticeably worse in the later parts? I swear, it was a bit more believable in the first part but its starting to become too hard to listen to.

Jesus christ, you're right. The dude just devolved into mumbling at the end.

 

[Klokateer636]

a month or so before it leaked, iirc - it lined up with what chris had told bella in the phone call, that he'd started around june or july or whatever month it was

Yeah, I was thinking that might possibly be rhe case. Ty for info.

So it could be a case it's just a coincidence. It could be a case the abuse was actually going on that long.

True and honestly, we may never know. Only Chris and Barb will ever know the truth of the matter there, and I very much doubt either will delve too deeply into it.

But that one line will always hang in the air.

 

[Jobama]

I really hope he ends up releasing the raw footage. There’s probably 2-3 hours of stuff there.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

now, aint that nice

 

[Buster Scruggs]

It's always a treat to watch the Jenkins video. It's pretty much my personal favorite, the shirt over his head that he actually believes conceals his identity (with a sneaky white T-shirt, mind you), the fact that he can't list a real reason to not like himself due to narcissism and chooses the "he doesn't like men and that ticks me off", and that he actually believed somehow some internet rando wanted to pay someone thousands of dollars to brick some autist's console. it's just a bizarre set of circumstances, but yet the details reveal so much more.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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now, aint that nice

The whole live chat during the parts with Null trying to help Chris is full of people saying what a good guy Null is.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

The beginning was just kind of sad.

GFM is asking Chris if he is in contact with anyone and Chris just says it's him and his mother. Then he starts explaining that he COULD meet up with people before perking up and saying all the Sonichus and Pokémon are there. You can see the reality starting to set in how lonely and isolated he is then it's back to cartoon land the minute things get difficult.

And then when he's asked about Liquid he can barely remember him at all and starts hitting himself to jog his brain. He can barely remember even his own life and when he does it's "oh yeah I won the singing contest". He can't even remember his own life and has to make up his own history.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

The beginning was just kind of sad.

GFM is asking Chris if he is in contact with anyone and Chris just says it's him and his mother. Then he starts explaining that he COULD meet up with people before perking up and saying all the Sonichus and Pokémon are there. You can see the reality starting to set in how lonely and isolated he is then it's back to cartoon land the minute things get difficult.

And then when he's asked about Liquid he can barely remember him at all and starts hitting himself to jog his brain. He can barely remember even his own life and when he does it's "oh yeah I won the singing contest". He can't even remember his own life and has to make up his own history.

His eye movement as well. During the glory days Chris' body language was never as neurotic and as schizophrenic as this.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

He can't even remember his own life and has to make up his own history

He was also probably going more off of Geno's doc too than his own memory.

 

[Holiday Special]

Well summed up. And good on GFM because he in essence does the same stuff in a professional style.

Kiwifarms is a gossip forum, and there's no difference between a notorious lolcow and Ezra Miller.

Unlike Ezra Miller, the lolcows actions aren't pushing back the return of Michael Keaton as Batman for months....

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Sockness. Obviously he can't cover every single one, but still, I would have thought that would get a mention.

sockness is never worth having around. never.

look at him begging for attention in the wrap-up stream even without being mentioned in it.

He was also probably going more off of Geno's doc too than his own memory.

geno basically taught him what was real.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I thought this one was pretty good, and I loved how it ended on the Barb fuckery with Chris saying "Well, I was very horny.."

and that he actually believed somehow some internet rando wanted to pay someone thousands of dollars to brick some autist's console. it's just a bizarre set of circumstances, but yet the details reveal so much more.

My favorite part of that whole episode is Chris lounging in that chair at the mall like he's hot shit, and some dude was going to hand him nine grand, smugly thinking about how he got one over on those dumb trolls.

 

[catmasterj]

I never knew Null was doing so much for Chris.

Null is definitely best lolcow. For real though Null we appreciate you and to think how much you tried to sort chris out all for him to fuck it up is frustrating.

Not a bad series from TGFM

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Man, I missed the follow up livestream. Does anyone have an archive? If not, then does anyone have any info on what he talked about during the stream?

 

[Ophelia]

Heilberg and the prosecution must be looking at this now. Heilberg must be facepalming so hard now.

Why?

And he's now taunting the farms about our autistic need for anything chris.

We’re your audience, sir.

Plenty of them still insist that Chris deserves the respect of using the pronouns he wants to be known as.

The argument is we don’t call Ted Bundy “she” as punishment for what he did. People call him by the pronouns he wanted. It’s only trans people who don’t get that. Mostly it’s not a big deal and obsessing over pronouns is autistic.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Why?

I'm pretty sure weens must've sent this video to either or both parties. With Heilberg thinking "what else has my client gotten herself into?"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

But some of the major trolls weren't even covered, like Sockness. Obviously he can't cover every single one, but still, I would have thought that would get a mention.

I haven't watched any of this documentary, but Sockness is I suppose kind of important considering for the last few years his discord faggots have used Sockness as a primary topic in controlling and RPing with Chris. Going to everfree with bella, fiona and co was to protect him from Sockness, etc. They used Sockness as a reason to do many things with Chris. That other retard @Psychic Espeon used him as a catalyst for many conversations, and was even obsessed with Sockness himself. In CWC's head-canon Sockness is some major evil power and his supervillain. The sockness shit is too autistic for me though, so I didn't really dig into it.