Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd The Chris-Chan Extortionists - and the End of Evangelion

[repentance]

Weird thing to say, but why is Chris's mental state being questioned? I mean the Copitz video showed him speaking kinda normally to Copitz.

Because functional people do not go to the extremes Chris did to avoid a fictional place being attacked.

Even a lot of barely functional people would have told these trolls to go fuck themselves, especially when it got to the point of harming himself and Barb and giving them money.

 

[wellthathappened]

Because functional people do go to the extremes Chris did to avoid a fictional place being attacked.

Yeah, they do. Its called tithing. Chris is delusional, not disabled.

 

[repentance]

Rocky didn't put much effort into the Chandler household. She's not sending Chris to a home. She's getting him therapy. Chris has been to therapists in the past. This is yet another therapist.

Where do Chris's real life friends fit into all of this. You've often said that he socialises with people irl and does things we don't know about. Did he simply not mention any of what was going on to those people?

 

[Optimus Prime]

But I would bet you one American dollar that CWC would not be allowed on the internet period.

And quite frankly I think that would be for the best. Nothing REALLY has benefited Chris from his online interactions.

He used Neptunia character names to pose as said characters, from there he would play Payday 2 with Chris and have long-ass chats with him through the Steam chat.

Wait, Payday 2?

Chris couldn't get through the first level of Uncharted 3 without somebody basically doing the level for him - how on EARTH did these fuckers manage to tolerate Chris because I can't ever see him being capable of handing a stealth heist.

He really needs a caretaker so these things don't happen again. Barb is such a shit parent who mooches off of him and lets her disabled son get extorted.

Barb honestly doesn't care - so long as it doesn't directly interfere with whatever the fuck she wants, Chris is more her servant than son as far as she's concerned.

May need to return to trolling to reclaim my throne

If you can troll Wise and Boyd, that would be fantastic.

How many of his comic book characters does he have to marry before you get the point that something more than autism is wrong with him?

All of them. Including the ones he hasn't made up yet.

Figured I'd upload a couple screencaps that I took of the Discord chat while @Marvin worked on his script. This gives you a pretty good idea of how they were messing with Chris and getting him to send games, gift cards, etc.

View attachment 493706 View attachment 493707

Do you have pictures of the photoshopped Moon Weapon?

 

[Marvin]

Where do Chris's real life friends fit into all of this. You've often said that he socialises with people irl and does things we don't know about. Did he simply not mention any of what was going on to those people?

Pretty sure they just ignored it. Well, and he probably kept quiet about things involving money and cwcville getting threatened with nukes or whatever.

 

[mindlessobserver]

So a bunch of no good varmints have come onto our lolcow ranch and are disrespecting the kiwifarms brand?


Time to get a posse together for a good ole fashioned lynching.

 

[Jaimas]

Null, who created a website originally to make fun of a autistic man on the internet by hundreds of people turned out to be his biggest savior.

Who knows what would have happened if this kept on for a few more years?

This makes me think of a farmer protecting his cow from wolves.

Kind of is, when you stop and think about it.

Idea Guy shit demarcates some of the most unfunny shit we've had in Chris coverage, and the dude actively damaged Chris during it. Going beyond simply being shit, this fundamentally goes against the very spirit of why people started viewing Chris in the first place, or the funniest moments of Chris' trolling. While I'm sure plenty of people disagree with @Marvin and I that the best Chris is Free-Range Chris, one thing most everyone will agree upon is that you don't fucking damage a sustainable source of humor.

 

[wellthathappened]

Pretty sure they just ignored it. Well, and he probably kept quiet about things involving money and cwcville getting threatened with nukes or whatever.

The truly crazy people don't know when its okay to discuss headcanon and when it isn't. Chris seems to understand the difference quite well most of the time.

 

[Mr. 0]

May need to return to trolling to reclaim my throne

make him hump his commodore 64, and then about halfway through get him to yell out "PS3" and then awkwardly apologize to the C64 for thinking about an old flame

Null, who created a website originally to make fun of a autistic man on the internet by hundreds of people turned out to be his biggest savior.

Who knows what would have happened if this kept on for a few more years?

This makes me think of a farmer protecting his cow from wolves.

null didn't create it he inherited it
and it's more like protecting a cow from other cows (with mad cow disease)

 

[Done]

Wait, Payday 2?

Chris couldn't get through the first level of Uncharted 3 without somebody basically doing the level for him - how on EARTH did these fuckers manage to tolerate Chris because I can't ever see him being capable of handing a stealth heist.

In IdeaSped's own words:

Chris is good on only Normal. Anything else and we’re doing everything for him.

Source:

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q&A#Steam.2C_Kiwi_Farms_and_the_Dreamcast_shock

While I'm sure plenty of people disagree with @Marvin and I that the best Chris is Free-Range Chris, one thing most everyone will agree upon is that you don't fucking damage a sustainable source of humor.

This is why I started advising people that follow only one cow (be it DSP, CWC..etc) to start following other cows, so one doesn't get too bored and kill the golden autist for a small amount of 'content'.

Case-in-point, Hedgehog-Defensive position is far, far more hilarious than anything Josh Wise came up with in over 6 fucking months, and it came within mere weeks of leaving the master to his work.

 

[Optimus Prime]

*snip*

Payday 2 cops are an ACCURATE portrayal?

Like, my god he thinks the C-ville police department has fucking ninja cloakers and Bulldozers and more regular issue cops than an army division has soldiers to expend, all in the name of stopping four dudes in masks from raiding a small town branch bank?

...suffice to say I don't think we'll need to worry about Chris trying to rob banks any time soon, lest he summon the fucking army after him.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Figured I'd upload a couple screencaps that I took of the Discord chat while @Marvin worked on his script. This gives you a pretty good idea of how they were messing with Chris and getting him to send games, gift cards, etc.

View attachment 493706 View attachment 493707

I can tell that CWCville is an alternate fantasy dimension since it has a Sears that is viable enough to be worth looting.

 

[Done]

Payday 2 cops are an ACCURATE portrayal?

Like, my god he thinks the C-ville police department has fucking ninja cloakers and Bulldozers and more regular issue cops than an army division has soldiers to expend, all in the name of stopping four dudes in masks from raiding a small town branch bank?

...suffice to say I don't think we'll need to worry about Chris trying to rob banks any time soon, lest he summon the fucking army after him.

I think that comment was meant to be more about the negative portrayal of them as corrupt people.

 

[Datiko]

I think I'm the only major old school troll that's still around. I presume you mean me?

I don't critique people who troll Chris for moral reasons. Because I've trolled Chris, obviously.

I critique their technique. They have a "hilarious" idea for what Chris should do. Instead of setting Chris up in a situation, and letting his natural humor flow. They always put the cart before the horse.

I've really never seen the difference between what you do and what those that came after attempt. Its all poking a retard to see what he does. I belong to the subset of CWC fans that genuinely like Sonichu. The attraction to Chris is how meticulously people have documented their interactions and his reactions. Its all interesting to some degree.

I've no issue with you. Your stuff was funny. I've said before I think your theories on Chris's behavior, while rationally presented, are not the gold standard anymore. I also was kind of irked around the Catherine era ( too long cant remember) where you alluded to knowing about plots ahead of time because people were asking you advice. It didn't mesh with your public facing denouncement of trolling. I don't judge people who troll. I've got an issue with inconsistencies.

I also don't entirely agree with the softening of the community. These sadists exist because the old guard enabled it. There would be no reason to bother Chris if we hadn't made Chris an interesting target. Most of the old trolling could be seen equally as criminal as what these guys are doing. The fraud angle only adds to the charges. I work in intelligence/cybersecurity. I used to idenfity and build cases on people involved with Chris in my spare cycles to refine my algorithms for identifying people using our LI databases. Some of the trolls left such messy trails that getting a warrant would have been trivial. I reckon I don't understand the push to out these new guys when so many people could have equally had their lives ruined were Chris to have had support back then.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Spending time and resources to send Chris to cons instead of getting him into long term care is only slightly more responsible than Chris spending money to protect CWCville.

It's actually very reminiscent of one of Amber Lynn's "last hurrahs."

 

[Mr. 0]

Spending time and resources to send Chris to cons instead of getting him into long term care is only slightly more responsible than Chris spending money to protect CWCville.

It's actually very reminiscent of one of Amber Lynn's "last hurrahs."

Chris isn't a borderline invalid who can't figure out how to wipe his own ass or not bash his head on the walls, he's a gullible dipshit who just needs his hand held all the time.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

>Autismos are gullible
>CWC believes he is trans

Tell me more.

 

[ForgottenAcct]

Yeah, they do. Its called tithing. Chris is delusional, not disabled.

In lieu of sperging about tithes, I'll say Chris is demonstrably disabled in that he's autistic, and while he might've been a functioning adult if it weren't for his upbringing, he's permanently 14 in the head. Or younger.

 

[RG 448]

In lieu of sperging about tithes, I'll say Chris is demonstrably disabled in that he's autistic, and while he might've been a functioning adult if it weren't for his upbringing, he's permanently 14 in the head. Or younger.

If he really can’t distinguish fantasy from reality enough to know rando internet bumblefucks don’t actually have a moon laser, then anyone trying to say he isn’t disabled kind of comes off looking retarded.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Chris isn't a borderline invalid who can't figure out how to wipe his own ass or not bash his head on the walls, he's a gullible dipshit who just needs his hand held all the time.

Are you willing to volunteer for life to hold his hand then?

Anything other than putting Chris in the hands of professionals who are being paid to take care of him is just playing with a retard.