Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd The Chris-Chan Extortionists - and the End of Evangelion

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Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd send Chris photoshopped pictures of a weapon on the moon, and pictures of riots from Ferguson, warning that they could destroy CWCville (the fictional city Sonichu lives in, where Chris is mayor). Chris believes this is a real threat.
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Well wtf man, this shit is waaaaaaaaay better than any of the other lame ideas they came up with. They should've just told us about this if they wanted approval. Say you came up with that "brilliant" scam, show evidence of Chris falling for it, then just back out on it and don't exploit it. Boom. Still hilarious in it's own way, doesn't overstay it's welcome and allows Chris to go back to being his naturally derpy self. Exploit it and spend years feeding us unfunny garbage shit by exploiting him...? Now you're just a cunt that's not nearly as funny as they wish they were and we get tons of clearly heavily influenced "Chris content" that we hate for how clearly paid for or influenced it is.
 
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Whatdidyousay? said:
All this has showed me is how toothless this forum is. You can be threatened with serious outcomes by serious people and walk away Scott free.
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Lol nobody said they were going to go personally rape and murder these assholes.

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neural said:
Dude, just cut to the chase and tell us exactly how evil Chris is on a scale from Saddam to 666 times Satan.

Does he make autists like you look bad?
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I'm not sure about that although he is a living example of why eugenics are a good thing and that T4 needs introducing in Virginia. But I am sure that masturbating
too Anime does not make you a Ninja or prepare for fighting my boy.
 
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PuckishRogue said:
I'm assuming this dude is thirteen because he sure types like one.
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Well, I'd hazard a bet that he's certainly high on...something. Seems like the kind of person who would send Chris dick pics and post here about how he "totally trolled him lulz"

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I vote fat middle aged British twat that lives alone off the dole yet thinks he's everyone's intellectual superior dispite living in a government apartment that smells like cat piss and having never know the touch of a woman.
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So a 300 lb. internet atheist with a council house and a shitty accent with a severe hate boner for autistic manchildren?
 
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