The Completionist Is a Scammer, Apparently

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Apparently that was around the time where Jirad was doing his FNAF completionist videos to which he actually fucking admitted the FNAF games fucked him up so badly he had to see a therapist.
Aren't the Freddy games just jump scares? All I've seen of it is you're in a control room, and you monitor the halls and close the doors when the murderous puppets get close... and if you don't then they pop up on your screen and AAGHGHGHGHGHAHGH at you. No blood, no gore, not even SH3 esque screen of one of the robots dragging your lifeless body into the darkness.
 
Jirard when the IRS asks where the money went.

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Apparently that was around the time where Jirad was doing his FNAF completionist videos to which he actually fucking admitted the FNAF games fucked him up so badly he had to see a therapist.
 
Not in a million years I would though the Jobst video would make it to the frontpage but here we are.
Yeah I'm weirded out too. At the risk of sounding like a humblebrag, I didn't think this would be big news when I made this topic,

Not who I expected to get into any drama, let alone defrauding clams
I said this in the commentary thread, but I find the way he talks to Muta and Jobst to be really suspicious
He's getting confronted for serious allegations and he makes responses like this
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I want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that's he's being fucking stupid, but 10 years of hording the charity money and just blatantly lying about where it was going just has me believing there's some fishy about him.
Whatever actually happened behind the scenes dosen't really matter. His reputations will be tainted forever and no one will be willing to work with him in the future
Hearing that clip REALLY makes me not trust Jirard. I mean he as much as says that all he cares about is getting "raked over the coals." He does not come off like someone with genuine remorse but just someone who is looking to minimize damage.

Let's see, we have Jirard, someone who's proven to be a totally retarded consoomer with how much he wasted on buying shit nobody would actually buy for the Wii U and 3DS because it was being shut down over what amounts to nobody using their Eshops in 2023 to be accused of charity fraud by two faggots, one being Karl Jobst, a speedrunner who is always late to the punch when it comes to the news from the hobby he partakes in, and we have Mutahar, the pajeet version of MoistCritkal. I just want to know the series of events that led to this even reaching where we are at now because this has to be one of the worst instances of the Internet failing to learn from people doing exactly what allegedly happened in the past.
A thing that comes to my mind is if this means Jobst is gonna turn his channel into being about controversies.

He got his foot in the door not too long ago by talking about how some old speedrun record was fake--which still fit with what his channel was about... but then earlier this year he suddenly decided to talk about WATA Games and Heritage Auctions and their price-fixing scams, which was instrumental in blowing the lid off THAT scandal.

What gets me about this Jirard thing is that Jobst and SomeOrdinaryGamers apparently were working on their videos in tandem (to the point Jobst was even able to say "oh hey this other guy is gonna do a video on this") which itself is kinda whack IMO.

Now in the 90's reviews game releases and tracks current prices. When a game goes from $37 to $460 for a used, stripped copy, something fucky is going on.
Speculation makes old games more expensive. The days of $10-$15 SNES carts is long gone. Both SNES and Playstation games are red hot, and I fucking hate that because I buy the games to play, not to "collect".

I could emulate, I could everdrive, but I like having the games.

Sorry for the weird derail. Don't give arabs money for charity.
I like to own the real thing too, and for all my shit-talking Jobst I am glad he blew the lid off that scam.

Emulation just isn't as good, but sometimes its all you've got.

Especially if you like shmups. Dammit I don't want to pay $300 for a game that might only take thirty minutes to beat.
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Karl Jobst has ended speedrunning careers, popped the retro gaming bubble, and now ended the Completionist.

Is there anything this guy can't do?
According to this thread, he can't speak without sounding like a text-to-speech program.

(I mean I like Jobst, but it is true you have to get used to his speech).
Aren't the Freddy games just jump scares?
Pretty much. The first one is fun in the same way an Atari 2600 or old arcade game can be fun, but people acting like they're genuinely scary (they do have a nice atmosphere at least) are either pussies or playing it up.

The "lore" of the series is fucking retarded though.

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He should be grateful it isn’t the Spoony curse. Lordkat, Jesusotaku and two other British cunts from TGWTG who throw Spoony under the bus all Troon out.
Yeah I was saying earlier in this thread how WEIRD it is that these similar events and controversies that all seem to mirror each other, are all happening at basically the same time.

It really feels like some kind of singularity or psyop or like there's just something about this exact moment in time that is causing an autist explosion.
 
Another thought just came to me.
On one hand not paying the money you got for dementia research and sitting on it is bad, but dry snitching to IRS...
Also I'm really curious how Mutahar and Karl Jacob just came across this. Were they just checking other YouTubers tax information or did someone that works for Jirard or one of the organizations snitch to Karl and Muta?
 
I was sifting through some of the Indie Land streams and noticed that Completionist had a stream from two days ago called "Hi". He looks really frazzled and on edge in it (first minute is him looking miserable). Moreover, he mentions being sad over "behind the scenes" stuff.


Also unrelated but his dog is cute.

Links:
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1975257030 (Archive)
 
I like how his plan was "well I hope no one looks up my public tax forms and that the irs never digs into where my money goes" and it actually worked for 9 years. There's literally no way you can come out of this in a good way. Karl actually did the best thing to prove this is scummy by directly confronting Jirad where he comes up with the weird story about ONLY knowing about the undonated money yet continually lying the entire time even after the confrontation. There is no way you can think he's just a big dumbdumb that made an oopsie, he 100% knew what was going on the entire time and thought he could get away with it forever.
 
Is it time to make a thread on Jirard? If so, I can probably get a rough outline ready by tomorrow night or wednesday.
There is some untapped drama with his former partner Greg. That breakup led me to believe Jirard is a bit of a bullheaded ass when it comes to profit and control.
 
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WATA video was August 2021, not "earlier this year"
My bad. So little has happened these last couple of years that it felt like the WATA thing was just yesterday.

Also I'm really curious how Mutahar and Karl Jacob just came across this.
I wonder this too. Karl's own video shows also that he had actually reached out to Jirard before making his video as well, and like I said clearly they planned to launch their videos simultaneously.

It just seems odd.

Almost as odd as how we've gone from "what was Completionist thinking?" to starting to think the people who broke the news are themselves suspicious. This forum really teaches you to question everything.
 
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