The Days Ahead

[Anchuent Christory]

Yeah, you have to remember Chris will always have the special needs card to play. Helping the disabled guy after his mommy dies will seem like a good thing to do in God's eyes.

 

[BigBoss]

I wonder how this will go over with him supposedly going Wiccan, though. I know he'll most likely fall back on Christianity, since he doesn't really care about religion, but he'll be a vindictive little turd about it most likely and Rocky may be less inclined to help if he's a "crazy Pagan."

 

[Marvin]

I wonder how this will go over with him supposedly going Wiccan, though. I know he'll most likely fall back on Christianity, since he doesn't really care about religion, but he'll be a vindictive little turd about it most likely and Rocky may be less inclined to help if he's a "crazy Pagan."

I doubt he's told anyone he'd regard as important about that. Hell, if whoever he was talking to about that stopped talking to him, he'd probably forget about the non-Christian stuff. He already insisted Jesus be involved in whatever magic shit he was getting into.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Yeah, you have to remember Chris will always have the special needs card to play. Helping the disabled guy after his mommy dies will seem like a good thing to do in God's eyes.

Isn't it though?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Yeah, you have to remember Chris will always have the special needs card to play. Helping the disabled guy after his mommy dies will seem like a good thing to do in God's eyes.

Isn't it though?

Yeah, that's my point, and that's why people will be likely to assist.

 

[snowkitten91]

Even if the congregation members helped him clean Barb's hoard and gave him their condolences and whatnot, Chris Chan would still find the way to drive these people away by bitching nonstop about how that damn Jew has ruined his life and calling GodJesus a ]P for not giving him his prophecized sweetheart already and for taking away his parents to cause him even more .

 

[CatParty]

also if any sane person walked into that house, they'd be the one calling the health department

 

[Marvin]

Even if the congregation members helped him clean Barb's hoard and gave him their condolences and whatnot, Our Pet Lolcow would still find the way to drive these people away by bitching nonstop about how that damn Jew has ruined his life and calling GodJesus a ]P for not giving him his prophecized sweetheart already and for taking away his parents to cause him even more .

Eh, you're overestimating Chris' bitching. Chris' bitching isn't constant, it's at certain times, like the tides. And it's not to everyone either.

 

[Holdek]

Even if the congregation members helped him clean Barb's hoard and gave him their condolences and whatnot, Our Pet Lolcow would still find the way to drive these people away by bitching nonstop about how that damn Jew has ruined his life and calling GodJesus a ]P for not giving him his prophecized sweetheart already and for taking away his parents to cause him even more .

Eh, you're overestimating Chris' bitching. Chris' bitching isn't constant, it's at certain times, like the tides.

And thus, the existence of GodBear is proven. ([youtube]gdbfkqFNthw[/youtube])

 

[QI 541]

As long as Chris can avoid losing his home or getting arrested again, he'll be fine.

 

[PolterBob]

Too bad he's been such a hateful little fucker to them, because you know who generally helps with things like cleaning up dead old lady hoards? Churches, of course.

You never know. Losing his mommy MIGHT make the congregation feel bad for Chris and they may decide to help him one more time, thinking that his grief might make him act more like a human being/mourning son. But then this would be another opportunity for Chris to act like a jerk, when they come over to the house to help. I can see him asking them to pay funeral costs and so on. He also probably would sigh and groan when they tell him to help clean up the hoard while hiding in his room playing vidya and telling them he's working on it.

I get a feeling that most of the help the congregation has provided has been more out of sympathy for Bob & Barb, being old, retired, and the added burden of having a giant criminal manbaby to look after. I think Rocky calling in Bell was more of a favor to Barb than to Chris.

When it's just Chris vs the church without the parents involved, they really don't want anything to do with him (as evidenced by the way no one wanted to go with Chris to the Motosports show, even when Chris offered FREE tickets).

Of course knowing Chris, he likely laid down some prior conditions, like some female who is easy-on-the-eyes must be his galpal so Chris can regard it as a date. Who wants to date a rude selfish manbaby who would be fiddling with his under his pants and at any moment may right next to you during the show? In just about every contest he's entered in his adult life there has been a fuck-quest angle to it, and when even with tickets he still failed, why seeing the lovey-dovey couple seated nearby gave him a Super-Sized portion of Sad.

Once Barb is gone, the church may try to place Chris somewhere as one final charitable act to honor her memory, but caring for the fussy egotistical tomgirl for the rest of his life as his new host organisms? No f'in way!

As long as Chris can avoid losing his home or getting arrested again, he'll be fine.

There's no way Chris can afford to keep the house on his tugboat income, even if the house and lot were already paid in full. All three Chandlers were already on the edge of squalor (maybe they should stop buying so many fucking cars!), and when Bob died, even though Chris' tugboat went up with getting half of what Bob was getting, there was still a -25% total income going to the household. Once Barb is underground, it's all on Chris, having to pay property taxes and trash hauling fees and etc., all on his $1000 a month tugboat.

And we all know what Chris prefers to do with his money than paying for RL things.

He might get some state aid to help with utilities, but it's the property taxes alone that are going to sink him. Chris may be below the minimum income level to have to pay the IRS income taxes, but he's still on the hook to the state and county so long as he tries to hold onto 14BLC.

PS: Remember how Bob & Chris were begging for donations after Bob died. If there was any savings left, it was certainly wiped out when the funeral home bills came due.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Eh, you're overestimating Chris' bitching. Chris' bitching isn't constant, it's at certain times, like the tides. And it's not to everyone either.

Did you read the Facebook leak?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I also have had my ears pierced with
amythest studs (my birthstone) recently. I have been more
self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts,
and I am greeting women left and right. Hello.

Of all the things Chris has no understanding of, female attraction ranks as the the lowest. Quite why he believes any woman would find this desirable is beyond me.

Also, is he wearing that top inside out?

I swear I see like a girdle or the bottom band of one of barbs bras in the lower left. That clean looking piece of ivory fabric.

 

[CatParty]

I also have had my ears pierced with
amythest studs (my birthstone) recently. I have been more
self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts,
and I am greeting women left and right. Hello.

Of all the things Chris has no understanding of, female attraction ranks as the the lowest. Quite why he believes any woman would find this desirable is beyond me.

Also, is he wearing that top inside out?

I swear I see like a girdle or the bottom band of one of barbs bras in the lower left. That clean looking piece of ivory fabric.

I still can't get over the baby blanket.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

If that is his "wink flirt," then the most he's going to get is an offer of a ride to the emergency room, as clearly that is the visage of a manbaby who's just been punched in the face or has one hell of a toothache.

 

[Duck_My_Sick]

Why do so many people seem to believe Barb's going to die within the next few years? Bob had just turned 84 when he kicked the bucket and Barb's only in her early 70s at the moment. She was obese at one point, granted, but she lost a lot of weight after her colitis. It's very possible she's got another decade or so left in her and Chris could be in his 40s by the time he has to face a reality without his parents.

Ye, I also think that Barb will live longer than expected...
Chris will be 40 and still asking permission to go out and do something.

Now that is utterly depressing.

Imagine single women locking eyes with a decaying Tomgirl giving a wink as they walked by.

 

[GFYS]

Even if the congregation members helped him clean Barb's hoard and gave him their condolences and whatnot, Our Pet Lolcow would still find the way to drive these people away by bitching nonstop about how that damn Jew has ruined his life and calling GodJesus a ]P for not giving him his prophecized sweetheart already and for taking away his parents to cause him even more .

Eh, you're overestimating Chris' bitching. Chris' bitching isn't constant, it's at certain times, like the tides. And it's not to everyone either.

I've suspected Chris complains to himself most of the time. When he's at his ballsiest, he seems to peak at passive-aggressive... Giving the fucky finger to people when he's running away or nobody is looking, privately shooting effigies of them, humiliating them in comics, talking shit about them on a YouTube video, beating them up in Soul Calibur, calling them out on his private Facebook, etc.. However, in the real world - like what happened in court - he'd probably grumble to himself when the adults are talking, but only blurt out something obnoxious infrequently enough that most people just dismiss it as a random spasm of an adult autistic child.

 

[DrinkingStrawofFail]

Once Chris hits rock bottom, there's a chance that Cole will take pity on him and send him a bit of monetary support. There's also Rocky and his gal-pals or whatever (most notable Anna). So Barb may go (within this year or the next, I think), but Chris will still have a teat to suck on. Figuratively speaking.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I like to imagine that he'll move to Cole's apartment in Manhattan and go all Hipster, hang out with his half-brother at bars late at night and talk indie movies, pick up boyfriend-free girls at deew-fueled parties, join left-wing political action groups and the tea-party movement to be ironic.

Mkay my fantasy ends here and I wake up!

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

I like to imagine that he'll move to Cole's apartment in Manhattan and go all Hipster, hang out with his half-brother at bars late at night and talk indie movies, pick up boyfriend-free girls at deew-fueled parties, join left-wing political action groups and the tea-party movement to be ironic.

Mkay my fantasy ends here and I wake up!

That's a fate that would occur in the alternate universe, where Christopher Weston Chandler got the help he needed early on and became a still autistic but much more sensible person.