Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Ralph is in the PPP stream chat.
 
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I don't like Dick. Never have. He's got a voice that can attract people, and a few hot takes, but anyone who pays more than a moment's worth of attention to him is an idiot.

Nick had potential. He had a niche, but then he went all-in on the Weeb-Wars stuff, which was great from his point of view and probably made him a bunch of money, but he's been so wrong and incompetent about that and other stuff from day 1 that it's impossible to take him seriously. Hosting the Dick vs PPP "debate" was the dumbest thing he's done yet.

That said, PPP is such an insufferable piece of shit I hope he gets a disease that makes his voice stop working when a mic is in front of his fat stupid face.
 
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Dick is a stage comedian. His stuff has to be rehearsed and edited for him to be at his best. That's why I never cared to watch his live stuff. I was more surprised by rekieta failing to control the situation. I thought a lawyer would have better arguing skills - but I think it's the same problem. If he's not in a controlled court-room environment where law and order take precedence then the schtick breaks down.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
He reminds me of Sargon actually. You hear him outside his own show arguing with someone and it's painful. E.g. look at him vs Destiny.
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Yeah he isn't good if he doesn't have information and facts readily available to him. It seems like he thinks he is better than everyone so if he just insults them then he comes out on top, which hasn't seemed to work all that well.

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Nick had potential. He had a niche, but then he went all-in on the Weeb-Wars stuff, which was great from his point of view and probably made him a bunch of money, but he's been so wrong and incompetent about that and other stuff from day 1 that it's impossible to take him seriously.
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I watched a decent amount of the Vic stuff prior to him getting shit on in court and Beard looking like a unprepared scam artist but that kinda did it in for me. If you spend months acting like the case is a slam dunk and then lose it is a bad look. Thank god I'm not a retard who donates to internet people, they only stole my precious time.
 
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ClipBitch said:
Dick is a stage comedian, stuff has to be rehearsed and edited for him to be at his best. That's why I never cared to watch his life stuff. I was more surprised by rekieta failing to control the situation. I thought a lawyer would have better arguing skills - but I think it's the same problem. If he's not in a controlled court-room environment where law and order take precedence then the schtick breaks down.
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you would think a guy that spend over a million bucks on UCB classes would be better at improv. of course you would also think ethan would n't pull a mundane matt or that jim would defend flagging or that null would be defending Zoom's friends
 
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ClipBitch said:
Dick is a stage comedian, stuff has to be rehearsed and edited for him to be at his best. That's why I never cared to watch his life stuff. I was more surprised by rekieta failing to control the situation. I thought a lawyer would have better arguing skills - but I think it's the same problem. If he's not in a controlled court-room environment where law and order take precedence then the schtick breaks down.
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I think that like a lot of IBS stuff its about momentum and having the initiative. Previously when we see Nick pursuing someome his side knows what the other side is saying and are the ones throwing all the punches.

We havent really seen a circumstance until now where they are propperly on the back foot and dont have a bloodthirsty audience egging them on.

internet fights are almost always a lions vs christians scenario, where the lions tear the opponent to pieces and look like gods of battle. but once the lions start fighting an unknown quantity they are easily thrown off and spooked, even if there is nothing for them to fear. (its just a metaphor im not sucking anyones dick)
 
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What would he report back to Jared Holt? What people are going to go on the stream, what some gay little inside joke means, embarrassing info on Ralph?
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Before Flamenco was FlamencoTRR, he went by FlamencoTRS. "TRS" referred to therightstuff.biz, the site that hosts The Daily Shoah. Flamenco used to call in to every fucking show on the TRS network, and every time, he would fumble with his mic for 10 seconds and then say "so, uhh, hey guys, how about, uhh, those (((rootless cosmopolitans)))." He did the Jiu voice and everything. Every. Time. I can only assume he put TRS in his name because he mistook them humoring his autism as them being humored BY his autism, and he felt like he would eventually worm his way into a recurring role somewhere on the TRS network. That never materialized, so he pledged his fealty to the Gunty King, and the rest is history.

All this is to say that Flamenco is a 100% genuine right-wing sperg (diagnosed), and definitely did not give dirt to Jared Holt.

Also, one time, Flamenco did an internet speedtest while streaming and showed his IP address and generalized geographic location to the stream.
 
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Null said:
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I'll let you know what the answer is, but Dick has consistently said he's the one working on NP2.
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I would seriously like to know that as well. By the way I edited the OP about the Zoom part because people were acting mega-autistic about it for no fucking reason. Will edit again if Dick ever gets back to you about this.
 
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I would seriously like to know that as well. By the way I edited the OP about the Zoom part because people were acting mega-autistic about it for no fucking reason. Will edit again if Dick ever gets back to you about this.
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The big issue is that both Dick and Zoom are habitual liars. How are you able to trust either? Both lie constantly for personal gain and both have a lot to gain here.

Dick wants to retain Jewshs trust and Zoom wants more ability to fuck with people. So unless either can provide proof its a toin coss.
 
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Fougaro said:
Dick getting comfy with Zoom and still trying to be the bestest of tomodachis with him was the biggest plot twist in this season. Until recently I thought he was somewhat slightly less rеtarded than most of his IBS peers, but man did that turn out not to be the case. Ralph at least has somewhat of an excuse of being a dumb, fat alcoholic who long ago gave up on life.

You know things are bad when someone like Richard Spencer turns out to be the smartest kid in this special ed class.
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Don't you know it's a alpha chad move to try make nice with a larping pedophile scumbag over twitter; who tricked you and screamed your address over a livestream?
 
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All this to say that Flamenco is a 100% genuine right-wing sperg (diagnosed), and definitely did not give dirt to Jared Holt.
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It wouldn't surprise me of @Flamenco had passed bad info to Jared Holt and had Holt run an article with it in. Holt seems like a typical blogger type who doesn't bother to check anything despite claiming to be a journalist or researcher.

Unfortunately, unlike on the right, there's loads of cash to back People For The American Way/Right Wing Watch and loads of journalists who'll take their hitpieces even though they probably know it's mostly bullshit.

tl;dr - Holt is just as much of a faker as the people on the right, the difference is that his side is smart enough not to point this out. They're also organised enough to make sure there's a load of cash to fund him and a load of tame journalists who'll amplify his research. Even if said 'research' is from spergs DMing him gossip on Twitter.

I guess the saving grace of it is that all this Twitter shit doesn't seem to have any effect in the real world of politics.
 
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