The Difference a Year Can Make

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Dobson brought me to this place, I think somehow from the bad webcomices wiki I ended up here. (been lurking for a long time without account.) Despite his thread being admittedly one of the more shit threads by this sites standards I'm glad I can get some schadenfreude, armchair psychology, and artistic commentary on a daily basis. My point being that even the more autistic parts of this forum are far more entertaining than tumblr, twitter, or any place else that takes itself too seriously.
 
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Nows the time to put everything behind a paywall
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Not everything. Leave Disco free and bring back the entersphere to make the site freeinum. You can either pay per board after that or get a monthly sub. Monthly sub users get one line of dialogue from the "Chris cries over Bob's Death" video.
 
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is Kiwi Farms mainstream now?
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Apparently, and if we're gonna be a large site, ala Something Awful, we need to start acting like it:

- @Null, you're the owner, so you need to start lowkey sexually harassing specific members of the site, then denying it, until rumors swirl and you resign in disgrace 4 years from now. Salon will do an article about it. Then you sell the site to some shady ass people who gut it to try and make it "ad friendly" while you run off into the night.
Alternatively, pull a moot and suddenly turn into a whining pissbaby about anything remotely fun.

-The mods need to start running their boards like private fiefdoms, lording their power over others and creating private little hugboxes to live in.

-Intersite elitism. We need to establish some kind of have/have-nots. Let oldfags start chinstroking about how much better the site was back in 2013. Let paid members bully the shit out of poor scrubs.

-KF runs too well, and the design is too simple, convenient, and user friendly. We're going "big forum" here. Start bogging it down with tiered memberships, personalization, add ons, and stupid fucking nonsense that clutters it up just to clutter it up.


We've a beautiful ship here. Let's run it into the fucking ground.
 
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Wow. I've officially been on this board for longer than I spent in college. I've learned a lot from KF, too, but ... uh ... probably not anything that should ever go on a term paper.

Here's to many more years of autism, Assigned Fail edits, and watching Phil turn himself into the world's fleshiest patchwork quilt. Semper Fi!
 
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I AM GROWING STRONGER
 
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
-The mods need to start running their boards like private fiefdoms, lording their power over others and creating private little hugboxes to live in.
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I already started. There’s a secret thread in the Beauty Parlour where everyone who posts in the subforum has to tell me how cute I am. And on Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Srsly, though, this growth is awesome. Yay Kiwi Farms.

About increased popularity in BP, we probably picked up traffic from LCF closing their munchie boards, and I think people are definitely signing up to poke fun at Chantal, though there seems to be a lot of overlap between her and Amberlynn.
 
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Hey! I actually found out about this website from all the Shmorky drama threads on 4chan about a year ago, and, after much consideration, I decided to create an account here in December. I was actually really reluctant because this is basically my first forum account.

From the outside, the forum seemed somewhat hostile, but eventually, I came to realize that a lot of people here are, well, people! You've got folks from all over the web, trying to document every oddity, every idiot, every drama that exists. And when I've unlocked chat, and started to talk to people here a bit, Kiwi Farms's status as an online bullying website disappeared for me completely.

So, this probably doesn't mean much from the new blood, but keep on trucking on, Null, you sly dog, you :drink:
 
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Kiwi Farms has saved the Internet for me. It's the only website left where I can shitpost to my heart's content without joyless vaginas whining about muh feels or getting me banned.

Kill all niggers, Jews, trannies, spics, Muslims, chinks, Japs, gooks, Mexicans, Antifascists, nazis, radical feminists, MRAs, incels, fat people, Swedes, Brits, gaming journalists, commies, SJWs, Tumblrinas and sieg heil.
 
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Found the forum when trying to figure out wtf was floraverse, laughed my ass reading everything on that post, then @Null sperging out for a couple of days was an omen of the forum not allowing shitpost decadence while keeping freedom of speech, so cheers dogface nigger for more to come. :drink:
 
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