The Difference a Year Can Make

[Ballo]

Whats with the extremely large dip between january and march

 

[Bad Times]

FOUR MORE YEARS.☆彡

And into infinity more.

 

[Cake Farts]

This is the only place I give enough of a fuck about to make an account and frequent. Gg, null.

 

[Lysol]

I found the farms because I kept hearing about it being a place where weirdos follow the lives of even weirder people and document them.

Anyway I'm happy for you @Null that the site's userbase is growing. I think. You don't have ads so I dunno how that works out to be good or bad or whatever, but if it's a good thing I'm happy for you. This site has caused you a lot of shit and I respect you not buckling under it.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Good job you silly cum gargling dog.

 

[Zarkov]

So where are our free Kiwi Farms t-shirts ?

 

[Zebedee]

So where are our free Kiwi Farms t-shirts ?

Lost amidst a pile of dirty crapped briefs.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

wow cool now we can use all the ad hits to start hiring our very own user jihad

 

[whatever I feel like]

Whats with the extremely large dip between january and march

Some asshole set out to ruin Null's life for realsies so the site got taken down temporarily (we went to discord.) He failed and were back, bitches! Congrats on the successful year, Null.

 

[knux]

Thank you @Null for keeping this place running. You do a tremendous job. It's such a great community with so many cows to follow, weird and wonderful news to read about and all the funny shit people create. I come here everyday and it always makes me smile.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

How do I buy stock in Kiwi Farms?

See @Null -- you should ICO. Now might be a good time to raise capital, I think the Bitcoin bear market is fading away. Guarantee you people would buy a token. Gab raised 6 million dollars with less traffic than you, larger capital burn, and no plan for profitability.

 

[Ballo]

Some asshole set out to ruin Null's life for realsies so the site got taken down temporarily (we went to discord.) He failed and were back, bitches! Congrats on the successful year, Null.

That guy sounds like a real fucking dick.
Great job with the year, Null

 

[Null]

See @Null -- you should ICO. Now might be a good time to raise capital, I think the Bitcoin bear market is fading away. Guarantee you people would buy a token. Gab raised 6 million dollars with less traffic than you, larger capital burn, and no plan for profitability.

Gab also didn't make an ICO, had credit card processors willing to work with it, banned people who ([(they])] asked for, and went public.

 

[Done]

reported for terrorism

This takes on a whole new meaning when you're using the April fool's forum skin.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

Gab also didn't make an ICO,

Yes they did. It's unrelated to their previous raise.

https://medium.com/@getongab/announcing-the-worlds-first-reg-a-ico-e9965c61669b
https://www.coindesk.com/alt-right-ico-social-network-gab-sell-10-million-tokens/

Over 5 million raised so far in token reservations.

had credit card processors willing to work with it,

Literally irrelevant for an ICO. You're raising via BTC/ETH

banned people who ([(they])] asked for,

Wouldn't hold it against you if you banned me to protect your business, not like you ever claimed this website was TOTALLY FREE SPEECH 24/7 SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, PLATFORM FOR LIBERTY AND FREEDOM like Gab did

and went public.

No, they went Regulation A, which is the exemption path to market to non-accredited investors.

Your site is worth something. You could sell a minority position, relinquish no control, and probably get a couple significant institutional investors from hedge funds. I think you could raise at least $500k, maybe more, without giving up a controlling or even significant interest in your enterprise. And having people like that vested in your future success would be real good for your logistical problems.

Daily Stormer is going to do an ICO soon, you'll see how it goes.

 

[kinglordsupreme19]

Wouldn't hold it against you if you banned me to protect your business, not like you ever claimed this website was TOTALLY FREE SPEECH 24/7 SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, PLATFORM FOR LIBERTY AND FREEDOM like Gab did

True, but as a longtime lurker I've always had the impression that the culture here leans towards minimal to no concessions to vested interests, either. The moment moderation policy starts bending over to any vested interests I think confidence in KF would start to evaporate.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

True, but as a longtime lurker I've always had the impression that the culture here leans towards minimal to no concessions to vested interests, either. The moment moderation policy starts bending over to any vested interests I think confidence in KF would start to evaporate.

True, but I mean, that isn't required at all. No changes are required. The worst thing that possibly happens is that Kiwi Farms does an ICO and only sells part of its offering. Maybe only $50k or so. In return, Salon and lots of people will probably freak out and talk about how the evil transphobic stalker website is raising MILLIONS OF DOLLARS through shadowy cryptocurrency schemes. It'll be like a Times Square billboard worth of free advertising, plus some random people will hear about it and probably invest a little.

I, personally, would buy at least one token, just to own a piece of lulz history.

And of course, if someone is doing criminal harassment against one guy's site, it is one guy's site. But if it has a lot of shareholders, and a couple prominent ones, it can quickly become a serious matter for that individual, enforced by the sword of the state.

 

[Null]

- @Null, you're the owner, so you need to start lowkey sexually harassing specific members of the site, then denying it, until rumors swirl and you resign in disgrace 4 years from now. Salon will do an article about it. Then you sell the site to some shady ass people who gut it to try and make it "ad friendly" while you run off into the night.

Done it.

Alternatively, pull a moot and suddenly turn into a whining pissbaby about anything remotely fun.

Doing it.

-Intersite elitism. We need to establish some kind of have/have-nots. Let oldfags start chinstroking about how much better the site was back in 2013. Let paid members bully the shit out of poor scrubs.

Oh fuck yeah we're there.

-KF runs too well, and the design is too simple, convenient, and user friendly. We're going "big forum" here. Start bogging it down with tiered memberships, personalization, add ons, and stupid fucking nonsense that clutters it up just to clutter it up.

 

[GS 281]

The worst thing that possibly happens is that Kiwi Farms does an ICO and only sells part of its offering. Maybe only $50k or so.

lmao if null could sell $50 his name would be Javier Vasquez and he would be somewhere in Shanghai by noon.

 

[Null]

Literally irrelevant for an ICO. You're raising via BTC/ETH

This site isn't crypto-wise though. The slowest board on the site is our crypto one. It's slower than the mod forum.

A project I support is $SKY. I would accept a paid partnership with them immediately.

lmao if null could sell $50 his name would be Javier Vasquez and he would be somewhere in Shanghai by noon.

Shanghai is a shithole, I'd be somewhere a little less uptight and without a spic name. I've considered taking a President's name, like Theodore Roosevelt or Donald Trump.