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The Divinekin tag on Tumblr is certainly interesting.
 
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Back in the day, God-kin dudes would become Pharaohs and build piramids and wage war. They were all powerful dudes with golden accessories and golden death masks, with a thousand wives each and more offspring then you Vade has rolls of fat. They were the baddest motherfuckers of their days. They fought wars, built one of the world's original seven wonders and they managed to make their empire last for thousands of years until they finally collapsed. Hell they were even mentioned in the Bible. And adopted Moses. And the last of them banged Caesar. Because why not? They were the only actual "god kin".

They went from this:

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To this:

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Satan said:
Back in the day, God-kin dudes would become Pharaohs and build piramids and wage war. They were all powerful dudes with golden accessories and golden death masks, with a thousand wives each and more offspring then you Vade has rolls of fat. They were the baddest motherfuckers of their days. They fought wars, built one of the world's original seven wonders and they managed to make their empire last for thousands of years until they finally collapsed. Hell they were even mentioned in the Bible. And adopted Moses. And the last of them banged Caesar. Because why not? They were the only actual "god kin".

They went from this:

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To this:

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Humans do this outside Egypt. Enlightened Monarchies were Enlightened because God wanted the King to rule, because if He didn't want the King to do it, well, the King wouldn't be King, now would he? And over at Japan, the Emperor is directly related to the Sun.

Also maybe there's something like that over at North Korea.
 
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Ok, I'll admit it. Although I harbor no resentment towards these people, I totally want to fight every single one of them. At the same time. There are few things more satisfying to me than obliterating a (literally) "holier-than-thou" person's ego, and these kids need to grow up anyway.

Come now, Tumblr. Let me be your Fenrir, your Garm, and your Jörmungandr. Let me bring Twilight to your Gods.
 
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lolwut said:
Ok, I'll admit it. Although I harbor no resentment towards these people, I totally want to fight every single one of them. At the same time. There are few things more satisfying to me than obliterating a (literally) "holier-than-thou" person's ego, and these kids need to grow up anyway.

Come now, Tumblr. Let me be your Fenrir, your Garm, and your Jörmungandr. Let me bring Twilight to your Gods.
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Surely you meant to link to the true ending of the 9 worlds.

Also how could I not tag @Surtur in this?
 
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AnOminous said:
Not to go all Rorschach (or A-Log for that matter) but if there is an actual God who decides to do the whole clean slate/Noah thing again, SHIT LIKE THIS will be at least part of why.
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Sadly, the biblical God explicitly stated that he would never flood the earth again.
divine network said:
this is a network for divines/deities/prophets/gods/etc. who are very powerful and destructive, and even violent to talk to other divines that are the same.
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Because nothing says "powerful and destructive" like Tumblr blogging.
 
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Leafeon said:
All those people just seem like wolf and fox otherkin with some silly extras tacked on. They could at least put a bit of effort in and rip off Lovecraft or something.
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They could but who would want to be some man dragon octopus? Either way, they'd say it isn't as cool as a wolf, demon, or Odin. Either way, one would wonder if any would say they are Kanbari, god of toilets.
Meowthkip said:
It was inevitable that you would show up in this thread.

Lemme holla @God while we're at it.



Imagine the heated flamewars over somebody declaring themself Shub-Niggurathkin.
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I feel some could say it's racist because of the "Niggurath" part sounds similar to a certain word.

Arctic said:
Sadly, the biblical God explicitly stated that he would never flood the earth again.
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Just because God said the Earth won't be flooded doesn't mean a flood would be the only option. For all we know, the internet itself would go down to punish the divine community. Alternatively, a pagan god such as Thor could come in and take down their internet.
 
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I wonder if any of these clowns have declared themselves avatars of the "Warhammer" Chaos Gods?
"OMG, I am not fat and I do not have to take a shower! I am Nurgle-Kin, and I shall unleash pestilence on those tru scum who doubt me!!!!!!"
 
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