The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Turkey Tom could very easily just refer to these freaks with their names only.

Is removing only one testicle better than whole castration?

 

[RVNX]

Nah, use a fresh VM. There's no reason why he can't afford a PC that can handle livestreaming via VMs that are essentially a fresh install every stream.

Never stream from your daily driver. Flamenco learned this lesson the hard way too.

This is even funnier now considering Windows has a built-in VM you can launch in seconds.

 

[Go Lift Some Bitches]

Our favorite content creator @NotATurkey recently got doxed by soyteens after he covered one of their memes in a recent video.

Gassy got him

Spoiler

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

There was a kid that somehow wandered into the Farms to talk about Pokemon

Weird. I found Farm through looking up newest Pokemon leaks

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

There was a kid that somehow wandered into the Farms to talk about Pokemon.

As soon as it was clear it was not a trolling attempt, Null mercybanned him ASAP.

I don't think just saying "there was a kid" really hammers it in enough.

If I'm not mistaken, that kid was 8 years old. Went through the registration process and everything.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

I don't think just saying "there was a kid" really hammers it in enough.

If I'm not mistaken, that kid was 8 years old. Went through the registration process and everything.

This is why the registration process should include some kind of filter like the Meitokur tranny thing or something.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

This is why the registration process should include some kind of filter like the Meitokur tranny thing or something.

For the registration, you should have to send Null your passport, drivers license, bank statements, Social Security number, birth certificate, a swab of saliva, a few strands of hair, and a 3D printed model of your face.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

For the registration, you should have to send Null your passport, drivers license, bank statements, Social Security number, birth certificate, a swab of saliva, a few strands of hair, and a 3D printed model of your face.

You forgot a blood sample, stool sample and five other kinds of DNA samples.

 

[PFM]

For the registration, you should have to send Null your passport, drivers license, bank statements, Social Security number, birth certificate, a swab of saliva, a few strands of hair, and a 3D printed model of your face.

And a Clone-A-Willy

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

you don't even have to go that far. just use a browser that allows you to turn off autocomplete suggestions. if you're a somewhat notable public figure like Tom than the loss of convenience will far outweigh the risk of an embarrassing stream mishap/accidental self-dox like the one we see here.

Or, install a browser dedicated solely to streaming. Like Pale Moon for example.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

And a Clone-A-Willy

You mean you guys didn't have to do any of that?

 

[DOORSTUCK]

Shout-out to the shooters over on Keno Kasino aka Kick Gutter Rats aka FELTSQUAD.
Me in the lower left.

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Today's lesson is what I affectionately call "cross-contamination," more aptly, if you archive on the Farms, SAVE IT LOCALLY.

The recent explosive development of BossmanJack has provided a lot of archivers some homework in the clipping and shipping department. Namely, our one and only @KaBob. He had initially caught the eye of Keno Kasino chat by revealing a little too much about alleged cowtipping:

(referring to BossmanJack's DMs)


Fast forward to yesterday, @KaBob was kind enough to save the special moment our favorite Honda Civic-less crackhead gambler wins $12000, by embedding a youtube video.


He was most certainly very eager to post this momentous occasion.

To keep a short story long, his youtube account ContentGoblin contained a whole mess of connections revealing a RedBubble shop linked to another youtube account CloudFine, leading to additional Twitch, TikTok, and Discord accounts. Sparing the autistic details of further digging, his Steam account that he uses within his videos on CloudFine had artwork which was more than enough to confirm ID:


At this point, the juice had only begun to flow. His previous streaming career unveiled yet another alias tied to a reddit account, which ultimately leads us to his semi-professional life.

If any cybersecurity recruiters are reading, give our boy William Baptist a fair shake, reach him at williambaptist@outlook.com.

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In conclusion, you're literally br*tish @KaBob. Make more videos trolling children in Garry's Mod.


Should've followed your own advice.

 

[Harm]

Clearly not every cybersecurity student graduates at the top of the class, eh @KaBob ?

 

[DiggieSmalls]

If any cybersecurity recruiters are reading, give our boy William Baptist a fair shake, reach him at williambaptist@outlook.com.

he'll probably get a lot of interest since recruiters wanna hire the most retarded cybersec people they can.

 

[Cringestorian X]

(referring to BossmanJack's DMs)

yo @Kees H you see this shit ?


@KaBob lol british, and stop pozloading the neghole retard

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

How can you not even abide by the name of your job?

If he works for a company, probably safe to say they'll have more leaks than a wooden boat.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

It's ghastly how so many people here don't operate like paranoid schizophrenics. Even when I'm only writing text, I'm analyzing it and judging which variant spellings of words I should use. I'm always keeping track of what information about myself I'm revealing, and the easiest way to avoid the bad kinds of leaks is to post opinions and other things which aren't personally revealing.

EXIF data in images is a scary example of how what one doesn't know can bite him in the ass, but there's no excuse to link accounts like this. I can't imagine accidentally linking to an account of mine here, because I don't have such accounts. I absolutely hate how corporations have tricked people into making such easily-tracked webs of personal information like this. Fuck, someone would have to find an old yearbook photograph to find a photograph of me on the Internet.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

EXIF data in images is a scary example of how what one doesn't know can bite him in the ass

Here's a fun fact: Josh understands that some people may not be able to remove things like EXIF data and may not have access to tools like Tor. I believe that every couple of weeks, the website wipes EXIF data and similar data from all files, and once a month wipes user IP data.

It's not a substitute for covering your ass yourself, but it helps. Never let it be said the Slobberdoggo doesn't take care of his users.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Hey @KaBob, I want you to know that what tipped me off that you were a retarded cowtipping rat was saying shit like this:

I bet you were also the one to send him the pizza, you dumb nigger.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Hey @KaBob, I want you to know that what tipped me off that you were a retarded cowtipping rat was saying shit like this:
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I bet you were also the one to send him the pizza, you dumb nigger.

Thats a pretty psycho thing to say about a deadbeat with a gambling problem.