The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Mister Baranavichy]

I'll be honest; FunnyJunk has one of the most atrocious user interfaces I have ever seen on a modern website, and that's a low bar. It's no wonder they're going bankrupt and have to beg for donations to keep their servers afloat on literally every page. Fittingly, this means that to view user profiles on the site, you have to be logged in to an account that's at least a week old. This is where I was going to call it quits, post what I had, and let the community have him. But then, I remembered his gloating, and the smug comments about not being found yet despite his admissions to reusing the Betonhaus moniker on other sites. So, I bit the bullet and made a burner FunnyJunk accout. A little over one week later, I was in... and let me just say, I'm very glad I decided to stick this one out as the results were priceless.

Incredibly based, total king shit, sorry you had to stomach that website's existence long enough to make a burner.

Spoiler: NSFW, obviously

Also, Jason "Ramstaff"... homeboy, it's themed homo erotica fiction, but please at least be a bit creative.

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

WTF, the AI pugs guy was a raging homo?!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

P.S. @Null once again proven right about homosexual men; faggots will never miss an opportunity to tell you how much they love AIDS-riddled buttsex

It’s like they all try to out degen each other.
They really took Pink Flamingos to heart.

 

[Betonhaus]

I have no idea where that selfie came from, but I have brown hair, chest hair, significantly more weight, and otherwise don't look anything like that.
And you found three of my throwaway accounts, big whoop.

Also that metabods story is pure cringe and really bad storytelling. I guess you can read it if you like, but you're not going to like it

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I could've sworn he indicated he was straight previously, I never recall him suggesting he was gay at any point. Just fat, sad, and ditzy.

Maybe he simply finds it creatively fulfilling, you know just because a man goes online to write gay erotica doesn't mean he's gay, people. It's 2024, get with the times.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I guess you can read it if you like,

no thanks man im good

 

[Betonhaus]

I could've sworn he indicated he was straight previously, I never recall him suggesting he was gay at any point. Just fat, sad, and ditzy.

In a different thread here I did mention that after taking testosterone supplements I turned straight and that was weird.

Also I don't quite recall the origin of that "selfie" but I'm pretty sure it war originally posted by the anon complaining about his post being deleted.

Congrats, you doxxed my Ring 3 internet persona, the one I expected to get doxxed eventually anyways. Now what can you do with that information?

 

[Markass the Worst]

Now what can you do with that information?

Laugh at you.

 

[Slav Power]

significantly more weight

lol fat

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

In a different thread here I did mention that after taking testosterone supplements I turned straight and that was weird.

Also I don't quite recall the origin of that "selfie" but I'm pretty sure it war originally posted by the anon complaining about his post being deleted.

Congrats, you doxxed my Ring 3 internet persona, the one I expected to get doxxed eventually anyways. Now what can you do with that information?

So you took testosterone and bibbity bobbity boo you like wamen now? That's....not how life works.

This is you

 

[Betonhaus]

So you took testosterone and bibbity bobbity boo you like wamen now? That's....not how life works.

This is you

Maybe, maybe not. But it seemed to have worked for me and I can handle the notion what I thought was a fundamental aspect of myself was just an easily fixed hormone deficiency.

 

[RACISM]

I have no idea where that selfie came from, but I have brown hair, chest hair, significantly more weight, and otherwise don't look anything like that.

I'd be inclined to believe you if it wasn't for the exif data pointing to you having the same brand phone. What model Motorola do you have?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Maybe, maybe not. But it seemed to have worked for me and I can handle the notion what I thought was a fundamental aspect of myself was just an easily fixed hormone deficiency.

Nah I bet you're still on grindr. Cruising for that d.

 

[Rozzy]

I like @Betonhaus he seems a nice guy.

 

[seri0us]

what account details is he managing???

 

[Toolbox]

View attachment 5898084
what account details is he managing???

He's moved on now to a thread that's definitely not indicative of stereotypical homosex behavior

That he made.

Yeah I know this is the Kiwi Farms already, I just find this extra funny.

 

[Betonhaus]

I'd be inclined to believe you if it wasn't for the exif data pointing to you having the same brand phone. What model Motorola do you have?

Razr Plus. Which seems to have it's flash closer to the middle of the top and not as close to one corner like in that picture.

This phone came out in June 2023. In 2022 I was using a Samsung A71.

 

[Kirtto]

P.S. Null once again proven right about homosexual men; faggots will never miss an opportunity to tell you how much they love AIDS-riddled buttsex

I love having AIDS-riddled buttsex

 

[JethroTullamore]

I like @Betonhaus he seems a nice guy.

I would have to agree.

 

[RACISM]

Razr Plu

Well it seems I am a faggot for asking because the only part of the exif saying it is Motorola says:

ExifByteOrder

Big-endian (Motorola, MM

Which doesn't even give the model name.