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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Yes. This is a serious website, isn't it?
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Ooohh, this is a serious website! This is a serious website! It's serious!
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clara said:
I refuse to believe that someone here can shitlock holmes someone's information using only a picture of their asshole.
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Actually... Anal prints are a thing supposedly unique like fingerprints. Everything about it comes up toilets though. So it might be possible.

"The whole point is to provide precise, individualized health feedback, so we needed to make sure the toilet could discern between users," Gambhir said. "We know it seems weird, but as it turns out, your anal print is unique."
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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
@auroraskyes is a retard who came to Chibi's thread with a failed attempt to run a fake story about Chibi creeping on him on a con. When users asked for proof, he quickly folded with "ooh aah the dog ate my smartphone" shit and after some ridicule tried to troll the thread with pictures of his asshole only to get threadbanned for 2 months.
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PSA: If any of you want to point out how a 2025 join date is acting retarted but can't find out their other usernames/personal info, just put them in this thread next time!
 
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Lost in Place said:
Actually... Anal prints are a thing supposedly unique like fingerprints. Everything about it comes up toilets though. So it might be possible.
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Pretty much any part of the body is unique and could be used to identify someone, the issue is that while you could identify people by their elbows, it would be hard to find the exact same area every time, so it's better to use small and discrete body parts. Other body parts that you could easily use are the tongue or the head of your dick. Ears are unique, too, and you don't even need a print, you just need a clear enough image, so they're sometimes used in optical face recognition. Fingertips are used in criminology simply because most (though I'm sure not all) people leave more fingerprints than dickprints.
 
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Eternal Gopnik said:
Pretty much any part of the body is unique and could be used to identify someone, the issue is that while you could identify people by their elbows, it would be hard to find the exact same area every time, so it's better to use small and discrete body parts. Other body parts that you could easily use are the tongue or the head of your dick. Ears are unique, too, and you don't even need a print, you just need a clear enough image, so they're sometimes used in optical face recognition. Fingertips are used in criminology simply because most (though I'm sure not all) people leave more fingerprints than dickprints.
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Cops can't solve the crime because the prints they keep finding just make no sense, the work of a new supervillain in town, Johnny Fingercocks
 
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@SolidHydrax got banned for supporting lolicon.

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not confirmed to be him but i've tried reverse image searching and nothing came up. so, i'm 50/50 on this being him.


after looking at his twitter, he retweets a lot of jewish news and shit going on over there. even speaking in writing in some posts. i first thought the jew shit was a joke but i either believe he's a jew or jew adjacent
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(https://archive.ph/wip/wPlN2)
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
@SolidHydrax got banned for supporting lolicon.

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not confirmed to be him but i've tried reverse image searching and nothing came up. so, i'm 50/50 on this being him.


after looking at his twitter, he retweets a lot of jewish news and shit going on over there. even speaking in writing in some posts. i first thought the jew shit was a joke but i either believe he's a jew or jew adjacent
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(https://archive.ph/wip/wPlN2)
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Finally not a dumb bump to the thread. What'd he say in support of loli?
 
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