The Elder Scrolls

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Some people thought we lived in a world where they would never shadow drop a $70.00 120GB UE5 Oblivion Remaster right after the pope died on Easter.

Welcome back to reality.
 
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Some people thought we lived in a world where they would never shadow drop a $70.00 120GB UE5 Oblivion Remaster right after the pope died on Easter.

Welcome back to reality.
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You mean, the pope returned as Dagon? Wtf.
 
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dustnight said:
The total-overhaul modpack for OpenMW with 500+ mods is only 80GB...
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Yeah but what about all the 10000x10000 resolution candle wax textures and audio with 0 compression? How else are they supposed to burn out our SSD's and force us to buy new hardware? Don't forget RTX! Gotta buy the new greatest thing!!!! What do you mean games look the same since PS3 era and somehow the performance is worse with better hardware? Stop noticing chud!!!!!

Seriously though all modern hardware is essentially just subsidizing developer lazyness from optimizing their game. Graphics peaked late PS3 early PS4 era.
 
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To be honest, I don't really care about modding oblivion. The vanilla game is perfect, only thing you needed was lighting and character models, and the remaster fixes that by itself

The only mod mods that I ever got for oblivion was a ridable dragon, a mod to give you more powers as sheogorath... And vilja

Fucking vilja, little me spent SOOO many hours getting her favor, got all the way to the romance part, and then the mod bugs out and reset her, so when you click the romance option she instead said "I barely know you"

I killed the bitch then And there and never looked back.

Never forgetting the time little swingle got friend zoned by the Nord girl.
 
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Average IQ of each elder scrolls race, best to worse

Altmer: 120. Even their regular soldiers have a grasp of magic and each member of there race seems to be more sharp witted than everyone else on a consistent basis.

Dunmer: 110. Good grasp of magical theory, but there society is utterly dysfunctional in that two of their three major gods are gods of murder and betreyal.

Breton: 108. Good with magic, likely aided by elven ancestry but they're good on there own.

Imperial: 105. While they do have good battlemages and scholars there strength comes from being well organized.

Redguard: 100. I dunno where to put these niggas

Bosmer: 90.

Orc: 90. Disciplined warriors but are poor at organizing.

Nord: 90. In the past they would've likely been higher but as of now I dunno.

Khajit: 85. They seem to have a more instinctual understanding of things.

Argonians: 80. Same with khajit.
 
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Prophetic Spirit said:
Because they made the Nerevar going to Akavir or Altmora?
I'm sure that's a common problem with pre-generated protagonists. I prefer the Oblivion-Skyrim concept thought.
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He supposed to kill false gods and "restore the glory of Resdayn". Instead, he fucked off to Akavir with that fag Vivec, and it is mentioned multiple times in Oblivion how dunmers are sucking dicks. Slavery is abolished, great houses are falling apart and nords are invading. Bethesda writers get a big hateboner for Morrowind, you can guess - why.
 
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LostInAdaptation said:
He supposed to kill false gods and "restore the glory of Resdayn". Instead, he fucked off to Akavir with that fag Vivec, and it is mentioned multiple times in Oblivion how dunmers are sucking dicks. Slavery is abolished, great houses are falling apart and nords are invading. Bethesda writers get a big hateboner for Morrowind, you can guess - why.
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TOTAL DARKIE ELF DEATH; TOTAL ARGONIAN DOMINATION.
 
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LostInAdaptation said:
He supposed to kill false gods and "restore the glory of Resdayn". Instead, he fucked off to Akavir with that fag Vivec, and it is mentioned multiple times in Oblivion how dunmers are sucking dicks. Slavery is abolished, great houses are falling apart and nords are invading. Bethesda writers get a big hateboner for Morrowind, you can guess - why.
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oblivion protagonist mantled the daedric prince of madness and the last dragonborne is probably getting raped by tentacles in a realm of oblivion. The nerevarine had the best ending here.
 
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