You know how the Temple of Dibella is basically a sex cult, right? Well, in Skyrim, there's that quest where the temple sends you to go find the new Sybil of Dibella, but the Sybil is a little girl. That never sat right with me. Don't you think that's a little sus? Taking a little girl away from her parents to be raised in a city by deviant sex cultists? Is the Temple of Dibella secretly some kind of child sextortion racket ala pizzagate or 764?
Listen. All I'm saying is don't ask why Ulfric Stormcloak was in Markarth in 4e 176.